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[Worthy4England]

Quick - In the pub quiz. Which 70s band had a hit with Tiger Feet?

Bit late, but Mud.

[Worthy4England]

Mud

Well that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right...

Oh.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Mud

Well that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right...

Oh.

Lost on me

[Worthy4England]

Mud

Well that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right...

Oh.

Lost on me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQfidTOTsLo&feature=fvst" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[CAPSLOCK]

Where are you on the global fat scale? Apparently i am ethiopian?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I'm from a place more associated with Rugby

Forget BMI. You should look at this instead.

http://www.active.com/fitness/calculators/bodyfat.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Romanian and 17% bodyfat

I'll take that

[Bruce Rioja]

Where are you on the global fat scale? Apparently i am ethiopian?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I'm from a place more associated with Rugby

Forget BMI. You should look at this instead.

http://www.active.com/fitness/calculators/bodyfat.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Romanian and 17% bodyfat

I'll take that

Pikey c*nt!

[CAPSLOCK]

Well, aye, I suppose

Samoan, Bruce?

[Bruce Rioja]

Well, aye, I suppose

Samoan, Bruce?

Husht!

[plymouth wanderer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=2h ... 4&vq=small" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Got to say i laughed like fvck

[TANGODANCER]

And still they keep doing it every year, to prove exactly what? Maybe they all took insurance out against ever being attacked by a wild bull: "I was just walking down the street when....."

[plymouth wanderer]

And still they keep doing it every year, to prove exactly what? Maybe they all took insurance out against ever being attacked by a wild bull: "I was just walking down the street when....."

Yeah but it is funny

[seanworth]

Apologies if this has been posted before.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/5852

[Bruce Rioja]

This from the Bucharest Herald.

Amazing case in Tulcea. Cab driver raped by a female client



A 30 year old woman is facing rape charges for allegedly raping a cab driver. The man was saved by a police team after barricading himself in a room and calling 112. At first sight, Luminita Perijoc ( photo) could not be under suspicion of threatening to kill a man if he doesn’t have sex with her.

The woman asked for a taxi and at the end of the drive, she asked for help to take her bags inside. “She forced me in to her kitchen and she then told me she has to have sex with me. She took out a knife forcing me to have intercourse with her" the cab driver, a married man, father of three said.

According to investigators, the man managed to escape in another room, grabbed a phone and call 112, the emergency number. He was taken to hospital with several stab wounds.

The police started an investigation and put together a criminal file with the woman’s name on it. She is currently pending a psych eval, if it is decided she was psychologically fit at the time of the incident she is facing death threat accusations and rape charges.

[plymouth wanderer]

I would of stabbed her

[Annoyed Grunt]

I would of stabbed her

So would I

[Burnden Paddock]

I would of stabbed her

What with?

[jaffka]

a mutton dagger

[Verbal]

Two hamsters, one wheel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0 ... r_embedded" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Wandering Willy]

That cheered me up.

[Prufrock]

Two hamsters, one wheel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0 ... r_embedded" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Saw that last night, whilst ever so slightly beered up and proper miserable. Had me in stitches. So, so funny.