Stephen Ireland?!

[wanderers_on_tour]

The Oracle's twatted that we can get our pop and crisps out now (or jam and cheese sandwiches if you're a bit odd ) and watch the rest unfurl - nowt more for us.

I'm still waiting for the irons in the fire...

Does he mean we're done just for today like, or completely til January? This whole premier window shutting/league one opening a week later confuses me.

Are we hoping to pick up any players not registered in the 25 or something? I still wish we'd got that tubby Colombian chap. Spearing seems more a NRC than a Muamba.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Nixon means for today. For what that's worth.

[wanderers_on_tour]

Nixon means for today. For what that's worth.

Pheww, beats staying up til the early morning frantically waiting to see if we'd signed a kid i'd never heard of who'd go on to never play!

[89bwfc89]

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theres your original

This has freaked me out, all my work colleagues cars have just appeared on the forum!!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Nixon means for today. For what that's worth.

Pheww, beats staying up til the early morning frantically waiting to see if we'd signed a kid i'd never heard of who'd go on to never play!

You trying to put me out of a job, sunshine?

[thebish]

Aye come on Bish, this is clearly a nobody desperate for attention making something up.

Lets start a rumour on here and see how far it can spread. I reckon we could easily get it on Sky Sports news.

LCY to Everton £5M

lighten up insaney!! it's deadline day - if you don't want to play - go read another thread!!

[Lord Kangana]

Mark Davies to Swansea for £18.5m.

Knew we should have got that Laudrup fella in...

[thebish]

anyway... for those still up for a frivolous giggle on deadline day (no - not you BWFCi!!!)

mr over-enthusiastic "I have chums at Villa" Twitter man reckons the score is something like the following..

Fulham have had a bid accepted by Villa for Dempsey
but Dempsey would rather go to Liverpool
Liverpool are looking down the back of the sofa for some spare cash

if Liverpool find the cash - then dempsey will go there and Ireland will stay at Villa

if Liverpool pull out or find that someone has nicked the sofa - then Dempsey will go to Villa - and Ireland will be off out of the door - and should that happen, Coyle has his speed-dial at the ready.. .

[thebish]

Mark Davies to Swansea for £18.5m.

Knew we should have got that Laudrup fella in...

what????

[CrazyHorse]

I'm paraphrasing but Stephen Ireland once said he wouldn't be seen dead at somewhere like Bolton. And that we were the scum of the Earth.

So whoever did that photoshop was clearly wasting everyone's time anyway.

[Wandering Willy]

That's pretty much what he said.

[Gary the Enfield]

the baldy nice person

[thebish]

the baldy tw*t

aye - but he could be OUR baldy tw*t !!

[Lord Kangana]

Mark Davies to Swansea for £18.5m.

Knew we should have got that Laudrup fella in...

what????

Its a beautiful piece of irony. It loses something in the explanation. Laudrup is a wonderful boss. He's put a bid in for our midfielder. Clearly proving the worth of said midfielder and the manager who purchased him. And indeed the uselessness of the man we have in charge now.. Said midfielder who has proven to be a bit disinterested, and indeed chocolate box. And possibly a lover of chocolate.

I fear I've just confused you more now, I was only trying to have a little fun....

[thebish]

Mark Davies to Swansea for £18.5m.

Knew we should have got that Laudrup fella in...

what????

Its a beautiful piece of irony. It loses something in the explanation. Laudrup is a wonderful boss. He's put a bid in for our midfielder. Clearly proving the worth of said midfielder and the manager who purchased him. And indeed the uselessness of the man we have in charge now.. Said midfielder who has proven to be a bit disinterested, and indeed chocolate box. And possibly a lover of chocolate.

I fear I've just confused you more now, I was only trying to have a little fun....

well - yes - i got THAT bit... it was your hyperbole-infested £18.5m that caused my exclamation!

just read somewhere of a £7m bid... thus funding the ireland transfer.. it's all making sense!!

[Lord Kangana]

Oh, I thought we were playing the game of spread ing rumours round the internet...

[thebish]

Oh, I thought we were playing the game of spread ing rumours round the internet...

yes! and so when I exclaimed - you were supposed expand and enlarge the rumour with ever more credible/incredible sources and sightings!!

[BWFC_Insane]

Mark Davies to Swansea for £18.5m.

Knew we should have got that Laudrup fella in...

what????

Its a beautiful piece of irony. It loses something in the explanation. Laudrup is a wonderful boss. He's put a bid in for our midfielder. Clearly proving the worth of said midfielder and the manager who purchased him. And indeed the uselessness of the man we have in charge now.. Said midfielder who has proven to be a bit disinterested, and indeed chocolate box. And possibly a lover of chocolate.

I fear I've just confused you more now, I was only trying to have a little fun....

It would be hilarious if anyone had ever claimed Laudrup was a great manager!

[Lord Kangana]

Oh, I thought we were playing the game of spread ing rumours round the internet...

yes! and so when I exclaimed - you were supposed expand and enlarge the rumour with ever more credible/incredible sources and sightings!!

This is why the internet should be banned.

[Jez]

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This has freaked me out, all my work colleagues cars have just appeared on the forum!!

are you Chris Eagles?