Where are you going tonight?

[General Mannerheim]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

I wouldn't tire of smashing his face in.....each to their own though.

[Prufrock]

Aye, I'd rather eat my own balls.

[Bruce Rioja]

Aye. He's on the list, along with Keith Lemon, Russell Howard, and that squeaky c*nt with the bald head and goatee beard.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Aye. He's on the list, along with Keith Lemon, Russell Howard, and that squeaky c*nt with the bald head and goatee beard.

Andy Parsons?

[Bruce Rioja]

Aye. He's on the list, along with Keith Lemon, Russell Howard, and that squeaky c*nt with the bald head and goatee beard.

Andy Parsons?

That's him, the unfunny feck*.

[General Mannerheim]

he wasnt on ut ive seen him before, he's funny as feck you grumpy bastards.

that was a load of arse last night though.

[bobo the clown]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

I wouldn't tire of smashing his face in.....each to their own though.

But if you needed a break for a sleep I'd be happy to cover for you.

Absolutely gives me the creeps.

The next generation's Savile story could well start here. Slimey, creepy, weird.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

I wouldn't tire of smashing his face in.....each to their own though.

But if you needed a break for a sleep I'd be happy to cover for you.

Absolutely gives me the creeps.

The next generation's Savile story could well start here. Slimey, creepy, weird.

You're on.

[Little Green Man]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

I wouldn't tire of smashing his face in.....each to their own though.

But if you needed a break for a sleep I'd be happy to cover for you.

Absolutely gives me the creeps.

The next generation's Savile story could well start here. Slimey, creepy, weird.

I saw him a couple of years ago. He was a little strange then but quite funny. His persona does seem to have morphed into something quite odd these days. However, instead of being consumed by the thought of smashing his face in, I'll just not bother watching him, much like Count Arthur Strong, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons, Keith Lemon (is he even a comedian?), Michael McIntyre, Julian Clary, Cannon and Ball, Jim Davidson, Patrick Kielty and countless other comedians who fail to make me laugh.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

I wouldn't tire of smashing his face in.....each to their own though.

But if you needed a break for a sleep I'd be happy to cover for you.

Absolutely gives me the creeps.

The next generation's Savile story could well start here. Slimey, creepy, weird.

I saw him a couple of years ago. He was a little strange then but quite funny. His persona does seem to have morphed into something quite odd these days. However, instead of being consumed by the thought of smashing his face in, I'll just not bother watching him, much like Count Arthur Strong, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons, Keith Lemon (is he even a comedian?), Michael McIntyre, Julian Clary, Cannon and Ball, Jim Davidson, Patrick Kielty and countless other comedians who fail to make me laugh.

Fails to make you laugh? One of the funniest around....in my opinion.

[Little Green Man]

Russell Kane live at the electric.

I wouldn't tire of smashing his face in.....each to their own though.

But if you needed a break for a sleep I'd be happy to cover for you.

Absolutely gives me the creeps.

The next generation's Savile story could well start here. Slimey, creepy, weird.

I saw him a couple of years ago. He was a little strange then but quite funny. His persona does seem to have morphed into something quite odd these days. However, instead of being consumed by the thought of smashing his face in, I'll just not bother watching him, much like Count Arthur Strong, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons, Keith Lemon (is he even a comedian?), Michael McIntyre, Julian Clary, Cannon and Ball, Jim Davidson, Patrick Kielty and countless other comedians who fail to make me laugh.

Fails to make you laugh? One of the funniest around....in my opinion.

Sorry, I don't find him remotely funny. Much like I didn't find Norman Wisdom funny. I don't want to smash his face in though.

[Bruce Rioja]

Fails to make you laugh? One of the funniest around....in my opinion.

I'm that old that I remember when Elton John was bald and Lee Evans was funny. He hasn't made me laugh for as long as it's been since Elton John last had a worthwhile song out. And that's a loooooong time.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Elton John was bald?

[thebish]

went out carol singing in the pubs of Newton Abbot...

met the drunkest Landlady in the south west in the Locomotive!

and introduced the locals to "While shepherds watched their flocks by night" to the tune "Ilkley Moor..."

[Bruce Rioja]

went out carol singing in the pubs of Newton Abbot...

met the drunkest Landlady in the south west in the Locomotive!

and introduced the locals to "While shepherds watched their flocks by night" to the tune "Ilkley Moor..."

While shepherds watched their flocks by night where the ducks played football? Interesting!

[boltonboris]

I love the way Bruce has only heard of people he hates.

[General Mannerheim]

he just hates everyone

[General Mannerheim]

went in the Duck & Waffle last night on top of the Heron.

its amazing how blown away you are the first time up there but the second your just 'meh'

anyway the restuarant was shit. no real vibe, food was very average, service was slow and its well expensive. we had to book 3 weeks ago to get in! on way out we said sod it, its crimbo lets get a couple of cocktails... ordered 3, cost £45 took 25 minutes to come. supped em and frigged off. not be going there agian.

[clapton is god]

Rats Tales at the Royal Exchange last night. Highly recommended. A set of eight very quite fairy tales done with fun and laughter.