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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:16 am

Andy Waller wrote:A fella goes into a £1 cake shop in Glasgow and chooses two cakes,

The owner behind the till says "£3 please".

The customer says "I though this was the £1 cake shop?"

The owner replies "Aye, but that's Madeira Cake...."
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:18 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:A fella goes into a £1 cake shop in Glasgow and chooses two cakes,

The owner behind the till says "£3 please".

The customer says "I though this was the £1 cake shop?"

The owner replies "Aye, but that's Madeira Cake...."
:lol: on theme
look at you go, Madeira cake, hee hee.
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:55 am

B&Q are now embroiled in the meat fiasco.

Apparantly some of their flooring range has "Laminate"
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Post by mrkint » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:24 pm

Go and sit in the corner and think about what you just said.
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Post by thebish » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:26 pm

Prufrock wrote:B&Q are now embroiled in the meat fiasco.

Apparantly some of their flooring range has "Laminate"
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:26 pm

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Post by Enoch » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:27 pm

New Scotland manager Gordon Strachan says he is already preparing for the 2014 world cup.

He's bought a 52" Samsung!
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:40 pm

Enoch wrote:New Scotland manager Gordon Strachan says he is already preparing for the 2014 world cup.

He's bought a 52" Samsung!
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Post by davroduk » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:51 pm

Enoch wrote:New Scotland manager Gordon Strachan says he is already preparing for the 2014 world cup.

He's bought a 52" Samsung!
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Post by clapton is god » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:53 pm

Okay, so tonight I've managed to do what many have done before me. I have spilled a glass of red wine over a beige coloured carpet.

It must have happened to many of us and we always ask the same question.

What is the definitive answer to that age old question?

How on earth do you get carpet fibres out of your teeth?
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:52 am

A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "get out of here, we're only serving Oscar Pistorious jokes now"
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:36 pm

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"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:35 pm

Owen for Reds?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:50 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Owen for Reds?
Are you having me on? :conf:
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:08 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Owen for Reds?
Are you having me on? :conf:
Of course I am HG :D
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:06 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Owen for Reds?
Are you having me on? :conf:
Of course I am HG :D
:lol: Git
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Andy Waller » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:01 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Image
Can I borrow this paper? I'm running low on bog roll and would love the chance to wipe my backside on a photo of that clueless smug Scouse turd Aldridge.
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
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Re: Joke thread

Post by clapton is god » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:09 am

A man is working in aisle seven of the supermarket reorganising the soap powders when a girl he has recently started dating comes in and sees him.

"You told me you were a stunt pilot!" she says.

"No, you misunderstood," he replies. "I told you I was on an Ariel display team."
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