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Post by thebish » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:24 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:The problem is, with 7 billion people on the planet, how do I get rid of the 6,999,999,999,362 tosspots?
eradicate the ones with i-phones?? it's a start at least... :wink:

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:25 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:The problem is, with 7 billion people on the planet, how do I get rid of the 6,999,999,999,362 tosspots?
eradicate the ones with i-phones?? it's a start at least... :wink:
That was what I meant !! :lol:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:13 pm

Girls on horses riding two abreast on country lanes. 'Thank you for passing with care'? Oh fecking really? I can't pass either with without care can I?! I'm going to get one of those immense airhorns fitted that blasts out La Cucaracha, giddy you c*nts up a bit!
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:55 am

Toothache.....never had it before.....think I might cry a little bit.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:27 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:Toothache.....never had it before.....think I might cry a little bit.
Oh dear, there are only two pains worse than toothache. :(

And it's not possible for you to get one of them.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:36 pm

That fecking dancing pony advert. It's all any bastard has talked about in the office today. Some have watched it several times in work.

Its mildly amusing the first time you watch it. Perhaps the second time it's just there. After that, it's just a fecking advert.

People seem to think it's the greatest thing ever and they're all popping off to post tweets about it.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:40 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:That fecking dancing pony advert. It's all any bastard has talked about in the office today. Some have watched it several times in work.

Its mildly amusing the first time you watch it. Perhaps the second time it's just there. After that, it's just a fecking advert.

People seem to think it's the greatest thing ever and they're all popping off to post tweets about it.

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:lol: To be honest, I was talking about it in the pub last night and some passing-through tourist got all angry about it, so we took the piss mercilessly. I think it's great - a real waste of money. I've seen it about six times now and I've still no idea what it is actually advertising, but it's amusing, and therefore worth every penny.
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Post by mrkint » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:42 pm

dare i ask...what is this dancing pony advert?

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:44 pm

mrkint wrote:dare i ask...what is this dancing pony advert?
It's an advert. It's got a Shetland pony that moonwalks. And grins. It's got a hashtag #dancingpony or sommat.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:45 pm

IT IS THE LATEST BIG THING.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:46 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:IT IS THE LATEST BIG little THING.

It's a pony.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:48 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:IT IS THE LATEST BIG little THING.

It's a pony.
I stand corrected: IT IS THE LATEST TINY THING
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:50 pm

mrkint wrote:dare i ask...what is this dancing pony advert?
Feck it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/three?v=Ekr05T9Iaio" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You have been warned.

I have to admit though, it is a clever use of social media.

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Post by mrkint » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:51 pm

It's almost a bit of a piss take, that :) creating something with the sole purpose of going viral.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:54 pm

mrkint wrote:It's almost a bit of a piss take, that :) creating something with the sole purpose of going viral.
Viral, and I've still not got a clue what it is advertising. :lol:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:58 pm

mrkint wrote:dare i ask...what is this dancing pony advert?
If ou keep watching "Brittain's got Talent" it'll probably show up soon. :wink:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:01 pm

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mrkint wrote:dare i ask...what is this dancing pony advert?
If ou keep watching "Brittain's got Talent" it'll probably show up soon. :wink:
I'd vote for that pony rather than One Direction or Cheryl Cole's Little Muffins any day.
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Post by as » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:34 pm

THIS!!!! Image

I've seen this film at least 30 times this year, perhaps it's my own fault for being a soft-arse but it's not like I can tell her 'you can't watch Chipmunks because it's the most annoying pile of shíte I've ever had the misfortune to endure'. I'd never seen Snow White until recently but at least that's got a storyline and is well made.

Roll on the next few years when she'll want to attend concerts of whatever poppy crap Cowell & co are producing, and I'll have a good reason to be ogling fit birds in skimpy clothing (I saw what Girls Aloud wear on their tour, yum yum yum).
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:17 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
mrkint wrote:dare i ask...what is this dancing pony advert?
Feck it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/three?v=Ekr05T9Iaio" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You have been warned.

I have to admit though, it is a clever use of social media.
Is that it? You have some easily entertained colleagues, Sir.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:45 pm

Just got my Poll Tax bill through. £100 a month to get my dustbins emptied, hopefully.
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