General Chit Chat

[Worthy4England]

I really want a drum kit......

Get one, they're great. Neighbours love mine!

I've always wanted one.....the wife on the other hand, doesn't.

Well get her a Strat or sommat.

[Annoyed Grunt]

I really want a drum kit......

Get one, they're great. Neighbours love mine!

I've always wanted one.....the wife on the other hand, doesn't.

Well get her a Strat or sommat.

[Prufrock]

I think this is the single worst article ever written.

Fair trade?!

http://www.independent.co.uk/student/st ... bject_map=" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;{%22897860136772%22%3A320447591392699%2C%2210151485994438726%22%3A320447591392699%2C%2210150283544784995%22%3A320447591392699%2C%22897824433322%22%3A142538129254090%2C%22897824029132%22%3A220945901379456%2C%2210151422242713172%22%3A503225119737634%2C%2210151422240813172%22%3A313519575440903}

[mrkint]

And there was me thinking you would go for iPod speakers...not just any speakers...iPod speakers!

[mrkint]

Also, buying a printer? Gimme fecking break. Just become a member of the newspaper society and print all the feck you like.

[Prufrock]

You could pick almost any of them!

[thebish]

I think this is the single worst article ever written.

Fair trade?!

http://www.independent.co.uk/student/st ... bject_map=" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;{%22897860136772%22%3A320447591392699%2C%2210151485994438726%22%3A320447591392699%2C%2210150283544784995%22%3A320447591392699%2C%22897824433322%22%3A142538129254090%2C%22897824029132%22%3A220945901379456%2C%2210151422242713172%22%3A503225119737634%2C%2210151422240813172%22%3A313519575440903}

^ I think this is the single worst attempt at a hyperlink ever offered on this forum!

[bobo the clown]

I think this is the single worst article ever written.

Fair trade?!

http://www.independent.co.uk/student/st ... 44337.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

How facile is that ?

[thebish]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Universities are unlikely to provide a toastie press in Halls, but toasties are a staple part of the student diet, being easy to make and appropriate at any time of the day (or night).

"Yes mum, the signal's not great I know, I'm on the toilet and making a toastie..."

"Uhh, uhhh, uhhhh. No stop. Don't come yet love, the toasties are ready!"

" 'scuse me lecturer, could you repeat that bit about divalent spin states in the S orbital, only I was just eating my toastie at that point".

[CrazyHorse]

I note with interest that soap and deodorant don't make it onto that list.

[Bruce Rioja]

I think this is the single worst article ever written.

Oh I don't know. It's up against some pretty stiff competition - all from her!

http://www.independent.co.uk/search/sim ... 0Peever%22" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)&displaySearchString=Cressida%20Peever

[Lost Leopard Spot]

^ What the fxck's happened to our ability to copy and paste hyperlinks properly???????

[bobo the clown]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

As far as YOU know, old man !!

So, what 8 and 9 other things do they claim to spend their money on ?

[thebish]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

As far as YOU know, old man !!

So, what 8 and 9 other things do they claim to spend their money on ?

is there some kind of a law that students can only spend their money on 10 things?? cripes - i'd better phone them!!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

As far as YOU know, old man !!

So, what 8 and 9 other things do they claim to spend their money on ?

Well. If it's anything like my student days, that'll be drink and 7 or 8 different types of illegal and highly hallucinogenic substances. (But don't tell Bish).

[bobo the clown]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

As far as YOU know, old man !!

So, what 8 and 9 other things do they claim to spend their money on ?

is there some kind of a law that students can only spend their money on 10 things?? cripes - i'd better phone them!!

Apparently.

I imagine 'cressida' thinks so.

[thebish]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

As far as YOU know, old man !!

So, what 8 and 9 other things do they claim to spend their money on ?

is there some kind of a law that students can only spend their money on 10 things?? cripes - i'd better phone them!!

Apparently.

I imagine 'cressida' thinks so.

the older one:

prostitutes, cocaine, sugared almonds, weaponry, hats, cheese, cherry coke and fine wines

the younger one:

lager, prostitutes, hash, stilts, juggling supplies, Canaanite artifacts, jazz LPs, stockings and yakult

(BTW - Cressida said 11...)

[bobo the clown]

i currently have 2 boys at uni and i can confidently announce that the older one has spent money on TWO of those things and the younger one has spent money on ONE of those things,,,

As far as YOU know, old man !!

So, what 8 and 9 other things do they claim to spend their money on ?

is there some kind of a law that students can only spend their money on 10 things?? cripes - i'd better phone them!!

Apparently.

I imagine 'cressida' thinks so.

the older one:

prostitutes, cocaine, sugared almonds, weaponry, hats, cheese, cherry coke and fine wines

the younger one:

lager, prostitutes, hash, stilts, juggling supplies, Canaanite artifacts, jazz LPs, stockings and yakult

(BTW - Cressida said 11...)

Ooooh, yuck !! Yakult ??

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The younger one can be helped. Get him to change from lager to beer and cut out the yakult, he'll be reet. There's no hope for the elder one.