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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:54 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:I was in work all day on my own once one Sunday a few years back when I worked in Carrington, and rather than actually getting on with some work, I busied myself by pretending I was the last human alive like in I Am Legend which freaked me out to the point that I even checked each of the toilets when I went in there to make sure there were none of those zombie things in there.

Plus, I think it worked so well because I actually look a lot like Will Smith.

Erm, no.

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:55 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:I was in work all day on my own once one Sunday a few years back when I worked in Carrington, and rather than actually getting on with some work, I busied myself by pretending I was the last human alive like in I Am Legend which freaked me out to the point that I even checked each of the toilets when I went in there to make sure there were none of those zombie things in there.

Plus, I think it worked so well because I actually look a lot like Will Smith.
:lol:

Until you mentioned it, I'd never spotted....

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:59 pm

This gentleman is called William Smith ...

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It's an easy mistake to make.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:02 pm

:mrgreen:
But how come he's only got half a nose?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:02 pm

...how does he smell?
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:03 pm

Awful
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by thebish » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:07 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:...how does he smell?
not half bad??

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:15 pm

bobo the clown wrote:This gentleman is called William Smith ...

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It's an easy mistake to make.
Big screen tough guy at one time that guy. He's the fella that fought Clint Estwood in one of the "Every which way but loose" films. Looks like he's lost a few since. :|
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:50 pm

Anyway. It's started snowing again and I've had enough, chucking everybody out of work (none of the senior managers are in so I'm pulling rank. It's good sometimes being a middle cheese rather than a fromage grande) Hometime, the weekend starteth.
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Post by Enoch » Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:52 pm

'Posts: 3333'.

Nice!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:09 pm

Left at 06:00 - drove to the north east, had two meetings, drove home. What's the fuss about? Yesterday, according to the Met Office, today was going to be pure Siberian, so said the over-funded, utterly ineffective wankers.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Left at 06:00 - drove to the north east, had two meetings, drove home. What's the fuss about? Yesterday, according to the Met Office, today was going to be pure Siberian, so said the over-funded, utterly ineffective wankers.
There was a pretty comprehensice 4" of the suff here. Only main roads cleared, A483 shut due to jacknifed lorries, zero public transport.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:53 pm

bobo the clown wrote:There was a pretty comprehensice 4" of the suff here. Only main roads cleared, A483 shut due to jacknifed lorries, zero public transport.
Chuffed. :lol:
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:46 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Left at 06:00 - drove to the north east, had two meetings, drove home. What's the fuss about? Yesterday, according to the Met Office, today was going to be pure Siberian, so said the over-funded, utterly ineffective wankers.
I have heard we are going to get more snow on the 1st of April then we have ever had in the whole of April before.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:08 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Left at 06:00 - drove to the north east, had two meetings, drove home. What's the fuss about? Yesterday, according to the Met Office, today was going to be pure Siberian, so said the over-funded, utterly ineffective wankers.
I have heard we are going to get more snow on the 1st of April then we have ever had in the whole of April before.
Deary, deary me. It's the way you tell em. :lol:
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:11 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Left at 06:00 - drove to the north east, had two meetings, drove home. What's the fuss about? Yesterday, according to the Met Office, today was going to be pure Siberian, so said the over-funded, utterly ineffective wankers.
I have heard we are going to get more snow on the 1st of April then we have ever had in the whole of April before.
Deary, deary me. It's the way you tell em. :lol:
:D, yes he has got it.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:25 pm

How crap are the weekends without football?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Always hopeful » Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:42 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Left at 06:00 - drove to the north east, had two meetings, drove home. What's the fuss about? Yesterday, according to the Met Office, today was going to be pure Siberian, so said the over-funded, utterly ineffective wankers.
I have heard we are going to get more snow on the 1st of April then we have ever had in the whole of April before.
Deary, deary me. It's the way you tell em. :lol:
:D, yes he has got it.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:45 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:How crap are the weekends without football?
did we lose??

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