Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:07 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
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Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Twitter is seven years old today, meaning that no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning an trophy.
i think you'll find that some may have tweeted about winning the Emirates Cup which they managed in 2007, 2009 and 2010 :wink:
I don't tweet but if I did i'd be bragging about the many cups and trophies Arsenal ladies have won in the past 7 years ;)
Womens football is irrelevant though.......
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:09 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Twitter is seven years old today, meaning that no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning an trophy.
i think you'll find that some may have tweeted about winning the Emirates Cup which they managed in 2007, 2009 and 2010 :wink:
I don't tweet but if I did i'd be bragging about the many cups and trophies Arsenal ladies have won in the past 7 years ;)
Oh, GG ..... You aren't really saying ...... oh .... you ARE aren't you.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:20 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Twitter is seven years old today, meaning that no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning an trophy.
i think you'll find that some may have tweeted about winning the Emirates Cup which they managed in 2007, 2009 and 2010 :wink:
I don't tweet but if I did i'd be bragging about the many cups and trophies Arsenal ladies have won in the past 7 years ;)
Oh, GG ..... You aren't really saying ...... oh .... you ARE aren't you.

Ooops.
don't be such a sexist pig Bobo. Ok, I was slightly tongue in cheek but Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:25 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Bet some of them do, at least on occassion, anyway.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:28 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Bet some of them do, at least on occassion, anyway.
You and your smutty mind! :roll:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:31 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
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Gooner Girl wrote: Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Bet some of them do, at least on occassion, anyway.
You and your smutty mind! :roll:
I know. I can't help it. The erotic angle, it's what Ladies' Football was invented for.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:33 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Twitter is seven years old today, meaning that no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning an trophy.
i think you'll find that some may have tweeted about winning the Emirates Cup which they managed in 2007, 2009 and 2010 :wink:
I don't tweet but if I did i'd be bragging about the many cups and trophies Arsenal ladies have won in the past 7 years ;)
Oh, GG ..... You aren't really saying ...... oh .... you ARE aren't you.

Ooops.
don't be such a sexist pig Bobo. Ok, I was slightly tongue in cheek but Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Because Kiddiminster Reserves would thrash them, with 10 players.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:50 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Bet some of them do, at least on occassion, anyway.
You and your smutty mind! :roll:
God he actually is beating everything each time by saying something more sexist every time, how on earth do you do it LLS
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:52 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Bet some of them do, at least on occassion, anyway.
You and your smutty mind! :roll:
God he actually is beating everything each time by saying something more sexist every time, how on earth do you do it LLS
He's really Finbarr Saunders & Roger Mellie rolled into one..

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:53 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: Arsenal ladies are the most successful English ladies side ever, why shouldn't I be proud of their achievements just cos they don't have a penis between their legs?!
Bet some of them do, at least on occassion, anyway.
You also could be saying that some of them are lezzer with the comment "some".
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:38 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote: He's really Finbarr Saunders & Roger Mellie rolled into one..
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:50 pm

Happy gooner tonight. Finally back above spurs, fingers crossed we stay there...

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Post by mrkint » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:17 am

Can't really see why Norwich were complaining so much about the penalty being given against them tbh :conf:

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:53 pm

Arsenal have been hit with a massive bill from the government.

They have a spare room that they never use.
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That it's going to lose its mind
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Post by Enoch » Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:04 am

Prufrock wrote:They have a spare room that they never use.
:)

In fairness, the ladies have been in there quite a bit.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:39 pm

Enoch wrote:
Prufrock wrote:They have a spare room that they never use.
:)

In fairness, the ladies have been in there quite a bit.
Cleaning ?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:01 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Enoch wrote:
Prufrock wrote:They have a spare room that they never use.
:)

In fairness, the ladies have been in there quite a bit.
Cleaning ?
Hey! :whack:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:44 pm

Text banter with my spuds supporting mate. He's suggested a little wager of buying the other a drink depending on who finishes above who. From a neutral view i'm interested in who you lot think will come out on top in the Arsenal/Spurs battle and whether my cash is safe or not...

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Post by seanworth » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:49 pm

When betting on Arsenal it's pretty safe to say your money is never safe. However since finishing above Spurs does not involve winning any silverware, I think you have a good shot to win this bet.

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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:00 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Text banter with my spuds supporting mate. He's suggested a little wager of buying the other a drink depending on who finishes above who. From a neutral view i'm interested in who you lot think will come out on top in the Arsenal/Spurs battle and whether my cash is safe or not...
Hmm. Arsenal have Man U at home (who will already be champions, I suspect), QPR away (already down, and abysmal), Wigan at home (a few days after the biggest game in their history) and Newcastle away (who could be fighting for their lives).

Tottenham have Wigan away (they need points NOW, before the distraction of the final), Southampton at home (who are probably safe), Chelsea away (they will be fighting hard for that CL place), Stoke away (who will probably be fighting for their lives), and Sunderland at home (who may be fighting for their lives).

Looks like Arsenal have the better run-in to me.

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