Today I'm happy about......

[Montreal Wanderer]

Just offer them a thin slice of ham

Or a bacon butty.
The smell of bacon can break the will of even the most militant veggie.

It is the one thing I couldn't give up

A former GF of mine claimed to be a veggie. Always found wanting when put to the bacon butty test.

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

[Bruce Rioja]

He won't be getting invited back. Not now that the dog's been doing nutty farts all morning.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

He won't be getting invited back. Not now that the dog's been doing nutty farts all morning.

The nut bake was six months ago Bruce, so I think I got away with it . And that dog has the worst farts in the universe, which is what happens when a dog lives in a veggie environment.

[Gooner Girl]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

[Montreal Wanderer]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

I guess we want to include all four food groups....

[mrkint]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

They put maple syrup on bacon, dude.

[Gooner Girl]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

I guess we want to include all four food groups....

Far too healthy! Very tempted to go off and make myself a proper bacon sandwich now. Bread, a little butter and loads of bacon. Am really hungry, mouth is watering.

[Montreal Wanderer]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

They put maple syrup on bacon, dude.

\No, we put it on pancakes though some gets on the bacon now and then

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

They put maple syrup on bacon, dude.

They also eat jam and peanut butter. Together under one crust.

[Montreal Wanderer]

We don't have bacon butties here but we do have BLTs - a number of my otherwise observant Jewish friends fail the BLT and other related bacon tests.

Why would you want to ruin a bacon butty by putting salad in it?! These Canadians are weird!

They put maple syrup on bacon, dude.

They also eat jam and peanut butter. Together under one crust.

No, it's peanut butter and jelly (jam like jelly mind). Or rather it was - peanut butter is banned in most schools these days.

[Bruce Rioja]

I must confess to quite regularly eating Marmite with peanut butter. Together under one crust.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

- peanut butter is banned in most schools these days.

Is that due to Arachibutyrophobia?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I must confess to quite regularly eating Marmite with peanut butter. Together under one crust.

Admit it, you're Amurrican ain'cha?

[TANGODANCER]

Just offer them a thin slice of ham

Or a bacon butty.
The smell of bacon can break the will of even the most militant veggie.

It is the one thing I couldn't give up

A former GF of mine claimed to be a veggie. Always found wanting when put to the bacon butty test.

As are the staff of most offices when somebody appears with one and a sudden exodus happens rather quickly amongst the rest.

[Montreal Wanderer]

- peanut butter is banned in most schools these days.

Is that due to Arachibutyrophobia?

Something along those lines. Some tiny fraction of the population are allergic to peanut butter so no child can bring a peanut butter sandwich to school in case one of the allergic takes a bite (thieving littler bugger). Thus a tiny fraction ruin lunch for the masses (assuming the masses like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches). Although more than twice the number of people are allergic to seafood as opposed to nuts in general, no one worries about lobster sandwiches. It is suggested therefore that the banning of peanut butter shows elements of Mass Psychogenic Illness, that is hysterical reactions grossly out of proportion to the level of danger.

[Gooner Girl]

ok, I succumbed. Munching a delicious bacon sandwich as I read this thread. Am I making you hungry yet?!

[Athers]

A brief Mrs Athers was a veggie and aside from a decent veggie lasagna she could make I used to take round my own packs of chicken or whatever and add them to whatever she was doing.

Took her to Greens in Didsbury once where they simply charge £3 more per course for the gimmick.

How do these people live.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

ok, I succumbed. Munching a delicious bacon sandwich as I read this thread. Am I making you hungry yet?!

Yes. Stuck at work too, with no chance of bacon butty team bonding exercises available.

[bobo the clown]

In Jewishland they offer pressed, cured, smoked turkey breast in thin slices as a bacon substitute. The more savvy there use this as an excuse to eat the real thing surreptitiously.

[Montreal Wanderer]

In Jewishland they offer pressed, cured, smoked turkey breast in thin slices as a bacon substitute. The more savvy there use this as an excuse to eat the real thing surreptitiously.

Here we have something called Turkey Bacon which look like a streaky rasher of bacon (supposed to taste like one though doesn't quite). Is this what you mean?