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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:27 pm

You see I've always been stunned that Ian Brady, for instance, ever survived long enough to go on hunger strike. Fxckin professional our jailers, I tell ye.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:46 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Adebolajo loses two front teeth in targeted attack by Belmarsh prison officers.
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Who?
Just some random bloke who happened to slice somebody's head off recently.
Oh, the soldier?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:43 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Adebolajo loses two front teeth in targeted attack by Belmarsh prison officers.
:|

:mrgreen:
Who?
Just some random bloke who happened to slice somebody's head off recently.
Oh, the soldier?
Yep, that fellow.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Il Pirate » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:53 pm

Fxckin professional our jailers, I tell ye.




:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: You realy don't do yourself any favours do you?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:22 pm

Il Pirate wrote: Fxckin professional our jailers, I tell ye.




:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: You realy don't do yourself any favours do you?
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What the fxck is wrong with you?
What favours am I not doing myself?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:31 pm

Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle. :oops:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:36 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle. :oops:
I'd be quite proud of that. :wink:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:16 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle. :oops:
I'd be quite proud of that. :wink:
Of doing a wee in the supermarket yourself or if your child did?! :conf:

I know you're old but I didn't realise you were incontinent too, there are special adult nappie you can buy I believe...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:36 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle. :oops:
I'd be quite proud of that. :wink:
Of doing a wee in the supermarket yourself or if your child did?! :conf:

I know you're old but I didn't realise you were incontinent too, there are special adult nappie you can buy I believe...
No, proud of peeing in Sainsburys as a kind of revolutionary in your face statement, obviously. Pee Pride. :oyea:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:01 pm

I so want some of these...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:48 am

Gooner Girl wrote:I so want some of these...

http://chadstark.com/2013/07/10/36-thin ... -new-home/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I have precisely one of those things... a bathroom that looks like a beach. I had it tiled ten years ago now so nerrrrr. 8)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:25 pm

It is a truth universally acknowleged that Jane Austen will be on the new tenner in 2017. :wink:


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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Prufrock » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:17 pm

F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:28 pm

Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Yeah !!!

Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Prufrock » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:48 pm

Not enough wimmin on the banknotes. Just, bear with me, imagine seeing a banknote with a Dorris' face on it!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:25 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Yeah !!!
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.
And two hundred years after she wrote them they're still all best sellers. King George the third asked for one of them to be dedicated to him and Jane Austen is still considered one of England's greatest lierary talents today. I'd say that's not bad going. :wink:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by 2399 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:45 am

What about the Vicar of Dibly.....or more importantly Perry from Kevin & Perry Shows!!! :?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:35 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Yeah !!!
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.
And two hundred years after she wrote them they're still all best sellers. King George the third asked for one of them to be dedicated to him and Jane Austen is still considered one of England's greatest lierary talents today. I'd say that's not bad going. :wink:
Stands up well to evolution, then.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:42 am

I reckon we ought to have
£5 Jasper Carrott
£10 prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge (aged 1 day on the photo of course)
£20 Wilfred Bramble
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:46 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Yeah !!!
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.
And two hundred years after she wrote them they're still all best sellers. King George the third asked for one of them to be dedicated to him and Jane Austen is still considered one of England's greatest lierary talents today. I'd say that's not bad going. :wink:
Most likely the same artsy people that try to tell us paintings like this are deep and meaningful or some other shite, when they are quite patently just shit.

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