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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:03 am

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Montreal Wanderer wrote:No team has ever score more than 406 in the last innings so 566 looks pretty safe to me - but will they go on grinding Oz into the ground?

There's always the possibility Oz can dig in, hang on and force a draw. That would be rather less than exciting, so yes, grind them down, soften them up and kiss em goodbye. It's an Ashes thing. :wink:
In tests the record 4th innings chase is 418. In first class cricket the record is 530 or something.

Of course you also have to look at 4th innings successful chases whereby less runs were achieved but wickets were in hand. There are examples of those. West Indies v England in 1984 for example, Windies chased down 344 with 9 wickets remaining.

I think they have more than enough. I would have stuck em in end of today. But I think England will bat on an hour in the morning as the weather is set fair.
Actually we were both wrong (or used inaccurate sources which in my case which stated India's 406 was the highest successful chase). The highest fourth innings score in test cricket was England's 654 for 5 against South Africa in 1939 chasing a total of 696. At the close of the tenth(!) day of play (they rested on two Sundays and had one day of no play) a draw was agreed to. England's second innings lasted four days. God, it must have been painful to watch.
That's the highest 4th innings total though. As it was drawn its not a successful run chase. Technically.

There may well be several high fourth innings scores in lost and drawn tests.

Australia got 406 not that long ago in a test they lost for example.
I was talking about the highest fourth innings total, not the highest successful one. No others over 452, win lose or draw.
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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:17 am

That was a bit of a collapse.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:20 am

Worthy4England wrote:That was a bit of a collapse.
Not quite sure what that was? We surely didn't go out purely to let Root get 200 did we? Cos if we did that is bollocks.

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Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:36 am

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Worthy4England wrote:That was a bit of a collapse.
Not quite sure what that was? We surely didn't go out purely to let Root get 200 did we? Cos if we did that is bollocks.
Can't think of any other reason. I'm not actually against that with a lead of nearly 600. The batsmen don't have the "luxury" of taking their time to pad-up, they get 10 mins yadda, yadda. If we can't bowl them out in 4 sessions, then it's probably our own fault.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:40 am

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Worthy4England wrote:That was a bit of a collapse.
Not quite sure what that was? We surely didn't go out purely to let Root get 200 did we? Cos if we did that is bollocks.
Can't think of any other reason. I'm not actually against that with a lead of nearly 600. The batsmen don't have the "luxury" of taking their time to pad-up, they get 10 mins yadda, yadda. If we can't bowl them out in 4 sessions, then it's probably our own fault.
I wasn't against half an hours batting, but just seemed a bit silly purely for a personal milestone.

Anyhow, as you say, plenty of time.

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Post by Prufrock » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:45 am

If it was just for Root, I think it's a bit daft, but, the plan could have been bat on for a bit regardless to rub it in, but they saw the state of the pitch, the clouds, and two wickets and just thought 'balls to it, if we come in now we might get tomorrow off'.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:00 pm

Watson gone. Pretty much inevitable. Not an opener in English conditios.

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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:13 pm

Great leave.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:14 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Great leave.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's like watching us bat against Warne. They are shit scared of Swann.

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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:18 pm

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Worthy4England wrote:Great leave.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's like watching us bat against Warne. They are shit scared of Swann.
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Post by thebish » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:21 pm

Given that the selectors clearly have Root pencilled in as opener for many years to come and want toi build him up - then I don't think it's all that outrageous to allow the chance of him achieving a confidence-boosting double hundred at Lords.

It wasn't going to affect the game timing - and it also kept the Aussies guessing a bit about when they might bat - instead of allowing them leisurely preparation time.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:37 pm

Dear, oh dear. What a test..three down already. :D
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:42 pm

I still think the real reason we didn't enforce the follow-on was to ensure TV, radio, press, ticket-buying public, advertisers, corporate hospitality, hotels, restaurants all got a 4th day out of it. This would have been over around 2pm yesterday otherwise.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:09 pm

Bobo you cynic.

I suspect cider sales will be up aswell, so you get my vote.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:17 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Bobo you cynic.

I suspect cider sales will be up aswell, so you get my vote.
If they are fruit flavoured ones then I want a Parliamentary Enquiry.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:25 pm

Bobo for PM it is then.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:02 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Bobo you cynic.

I suspect cider sales will be up aswell, so you get my vote.
If they are fruit flavoured ones then I want a Parliamentary Enquiry.
I'm guessing you're counting apple as fruit flavoured too?

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:11 pm

I think half of them would benefit from apples, yes.

Anyway, to add meat to the bones of bobo's argument, its not so long ago that a last day ticket was free, or cheap on the day. You used to get it free if you bought a 5-day ticket, or if you bought a sunday ticket (usually the 4th day) of play. This year they are selling them in advance, for the first time as far as I'm aware.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:03 pm

2 up - lovely.

If Pietersen & Cooke can sort their batting out for the 3rd test, we should be good for a 3-0 lead
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:11 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:2 up - lovely.

If Pietersen & Cooke can sort their batting out for the 3rd test, we should be good for a 3-0 lead
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