Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:20 pm

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Raven wrote:had free use of BT sport at weekend and started watching the Arsenal Fulham match, dear god all that tip tappy crap is so damn boring, I turned it off.
Spoken like a true Bolton fan... "Lets just hoof it up the field and lose!" ;)
aye - that's pretty much the formula! you should try it!
And get relegated like you lot?! Hmmm, tempting! Not!
I suppose that's why you sold chamakh... you dabbled with the idea of putting the ball into the box for a while , then decided - nahhh - why do that when you can fanny about with it for ten minutes!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:30 pm

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thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Raven wrote:had free use of BT sport at weekend and started watching the Arsenal Fulham match, dear god all that tip tappy crap is so damn boring, I turned it off.
Spoken like a true Bolton fan... "Lets just hoof it up the field and lose!" ;)
aye - that's pretty much the formula! you should try it!
And get relegated like you lot?! Hmmm, tempting! Not!
I suppose that's why you sold chamakh... you dabbled with the idea of putting the ball into the box for a while , then decided - nahhh - why do that when you can fanny about with it for ten minutes!
We sold Chamakh so he was crap! Shame you didn't buy him really, he'd have done well for you ;)

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:50 pm

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We sold Chamakh so he was crap! Shame you didn't buy him really, he'd have done well for you ;)
i very much doubt it - that doesn't really happen at Bolton - and even your castoffs are out of our league price-wise... as i have said before - supporting bolton is an affliction, not a choice!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:52 pm

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We sold Chamakh so he was crap! Shame you didn't buy him really, he'd have done well for you ;)
i very much doubt it - that doesn't really happen at Bolton - and even your castoffs are out of our league price-wise... as i have said before - supporting bolton is an affliction, not a choice!
You can have bendtner for free! Pretty please?!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:52 pm

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We sold Chamakh so he was crap! Shame you didn't buy him really, he'd have done well for you ;)
i very much doubt it - that doesn't really happen at Bolton - and even your castoffs are out of our league price-wise... as i have said before - supporting bolton is an affliction, not a choice!
You can have bendtner for free! Pretty please?!
We'll take him.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:53 pm

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We sold Chamakh so he was crap! Shame you didn't buy him really, he'd have done well for you ;)
i very much doubt it - that doesn't really happen at Bolton - and even your castoffs are out of our league price-wise... as i have said before - supporting bolton is an affliction, not a choice!
You can have bendtner for free! Pretty please?!
We'll take him.
Excellent! Good luck!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:54 pm

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We sold Chamakh so he was crap! Shame you didn't buy him really, he'd have done well for you ;)
i very much doubt it - that doesn't really happen at Bolton - and even your castoffs are out of our league price-wise... as i have said before - supporting bolton is an affliction, not a choice!
You can have bendtner for free! Pretty please?!
We'll take him.
Excellent! Good luck!
Now I didn't say we'd use him...
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:56 pm

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Now I didn't say we'd use him...
You're happy to pay his whopping great salary and sit him on the bench?!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:03 pm

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Now I didn't say we'd use him...
You're happy to pay his whopping great salary and sit him on the bench?!
We'd have him like a coconut shy, for target practice. We'd have our forwards inch perfect hitting the target from fifty yards out if it was his mush they were aiming at.
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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:14 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
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Now I didn't say we'd use him...
You're happy to pay his whopping great salary and sit him on the bench?!
We'd have him like a coconut shy, for target practice. We'd have our forwards inch perfect hitting the target from fifty yards out if it was his mush they were aiming at.
i suspect his head is way too big to offer a good way of improving accuracy.. you'd need someone with a small head... hang on - what's Holden up to? he's still on the books - could we use him - get our money's worth??

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:18 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Now I didn't say we'd use him...
You're happy to pay his whopping great salary and sit him on the bench?!
We'd have him like a coconut shy, for target practice. We'd have our forwards inch perfect hitting the target from fifty yards out if it was his mush they were aiming at.
i suspect his head is way too big to offer a good way of improving accuracy.. you'd need someone with a small head... hang on - what's Holden up to? he's still on the books - could we use him - get our money's worth??
We could... but we're in the wrong thread :(
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Post by coffeymagic » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:43 am

That was a some dive from that Fernerbahce player last night. Walcott would have been proud of that one.

Two good finishes from Ramsey - right place - right time for the first and a neat volley for the second. I suppose that's why he's there and we have Eaves lumbering about.

Wilshire was getting some stick though and I thought Wenger was going to sub him for his own safety.

Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'm not asking you to 'think outside the box' I just wish you'd have a rummage around in it once in a while.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:26 pm

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Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'll tell you when I see what he buys in the transfer window ;)

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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:37 pm

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Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'll tell you when I see what he buys in the transfer window ;)
couple of seasons ago, you told us that if you didn't win a trophy that season you'd be in the "Wenger Out" camp!

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:02 pm

thebish wrote:
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Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'll tell you when I see what he buys in the transfer window ;)
couple of seasons ago, you told us that if you didn't win a trophy that season you'd be in the "Wenger Out" camp!

I thought she said she'd bare her ass on the town hall steps?
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Post by thebish » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:08 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:
Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'll tell you when I see what he buys in the transfer window ;)
couple of seasons ago, you told us that if you didn't win a trophy that season you'd be in the "Wenger Out" camp!

I thought she said she'd bare her ass on the town hall steps?
that was just you dreaming again!

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Post by seanworth » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:09 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:
Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'll tell you when I see what he buys in the transfer window ;)
couple of seasons ago, you told us that if you didn't win a trophy that season you'd be in the "Wenger Out" camp!

I thought she said she'd bare her ass on the town hall steps?
She did but when she contacted Wenger he refused to turn up.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:11 pm

Islington Town Hall steps, in readiness. :)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:12 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:
Arsenal fans must feel conflicted. Is it Wenger out or 'In Arsene we trust' now?
I'll tell you when I see what he buys in the transfer window ;)
couple of seasons ago, you told us that if you didn't win a trophy that season you'd be in the "Wenger Out" camp!

I thought she said she'd bare her ass on the town hall steps?
I think that was if we finished below spurs last season... Thankfully, at the last moment, you were saved from that sight!

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:22 pm

Same bet this year?
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