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Our land has footpaths running through it. Stick to those and you're OK. Otherwise I'll set the fecking dogs onto you.William the White wrote: I know which side I'm on... Bruce and bobo may feel differently...

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No idea.Lord Kangana wrote:There must be at least one, Shirley?

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The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
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Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
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Bolton public engaged in mass disobedience
This is what the country needs more of. And not just the Bolton public

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Assorted socialist trouble makers
And certainly not enough about nowadays............

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And die of the sweltering heat instead?!bobo the clown wrote:Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.

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Don't be so dramatic. You won't die, you'll just get hospitalised through heat-stroke.Gooner Girl wrote:And die of the sweltering heat instead?!bobo the clown wrote:Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.

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People who can't eat quietly, dear god enjoying my lunch only to have someone munch crisps sounding like a horse eating a mint!
I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
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Shower and lie naked beneath the ceiling fan. Believe me, this works.Gooner Girl wrote:And die of the sweltering heat instead?!bobo the clown wrote:Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.

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I have somebody sat opposite me who has the most terrible case of bruxism in the world. It's so bad I have to coordinate break times so I can piss off out of the office when he starts chomping down. It's nauseatingly bad.Raven wrote:People who can't eat quietly, dear god enjoying my lunch only to have someone munch crisps sounding like a horse eating a mint!
I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
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My mate's GF eats like a cement mixer mixes cement. It's fecking disgusting.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I have somebody sat opposite me who has the most terrible case of bruxism in the world. It's so bad I have to coordinate break times so I can piss off out of the office when he starts chomping down. It's nauseatingly bad.Raven wrote:People who can't eat quietly, dear god enjoying my lunch only to have someone munch crisps sounding like a horse eating a mint!
I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
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Nasal hair. It fxkin hurts when you snip and catch one's actual flesh, as in eye-wateringly fxcking hurts. And it won't stop bleeding. Ouch. Bastard.
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Oh well that's ok then!Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Don't be so dramatic. You won't die, you'll just get hospitalised through heat-stroke.Gooner Girl wrote:And die of the sweltering heat instead?!bobo the clown wrote:Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
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The mind boggles William!William the White wrote:Shower and lie naked beneath the ceiling fan. Believe me, this works.Gooner Girl wrote:And die of the sweltering heat instead?!bobo the clown wrote:Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.

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If you haven't got a ceiling fan then I don't mind nipping down to waft a towel or summat.Gooner Girl wrote: The mind boggles William!Ok, i'll give it a go!

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summat proper to be annoyed about...
at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..
it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!
I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...
i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!
arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..
it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!
I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...
i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!
arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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They are closely related to Orillas you know.thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...
at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..
it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!
I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...
i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!
arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...
at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..
it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!
I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...
i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!
arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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It is Not a monkey, it is an ape, one of the g-reat apes.Gooner Girl wrote:If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...
at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..
it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!
I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...
i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!
arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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