Today I'm angry about.....

[Lord Kangana]

They'll be worth less than the plastic they're made of soon anyway.

[thebish]

those toilet seats that give the calm APPEARANCE of being securely propped in the UP position - but secretly are waiting for you to be relaxed and in full mid-stream before coming CRASHING down - scaring you half to death and causing you to leap backwards in alarm - keen to protect exposed parts from crushing injury..

I have one of them in the downstairs under-the-stairs cubbyhole space... change of trousers now required!!

[CrazyHorse]

those toilet seats that give the calm APPEARANCE of being securely propped in the UP position - but secretly are waiting for you to be relaxed and in full mid-stream before coming CRASHING down - scaring you half to death and causing you to leap backwards in alarm - keen to protect exposed parts from crushing injury..

I have one of them in the downstairs under-the-stairs cubbyhole space... change of trousers now required!!

Which is why I pee in the kitchen sink.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

those toilet seats that give the calm APPEARANCE of being securely propped in the UP position - but secretly are waiting for you to be relaxed and in full mid-stream before coming CRASHING down - scaring you half to death and causing you to leap backwards in alarm - keen to protect exposed parts from crushing injury..

I have one of them in the downstairs under-the-stairs cubbyhole space... change of trousers now required!!

Which is why I pee in the kitchen sink.

you won't be once I've located the on switch for that American style integrated plughole and rubbish disposal blender.

[boltonboris]

Do you know something we don't?!?!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Some utter tosspot has poisoned Fearnan, a golden eagle born 2010.
What possible fecking reason would any tosspot do that for?
RIP Fearnan... I hope your killers die an agonising death *spit* *curse* ( I'm qualified to do that, as a descendant of pikeys).

[TANGODANCER]

Some utter tosspot has poisoned Fearnan, a golden eagle born 2010.
What possible fecking reason would any tosspot do that for?
RIP Fearnan... I hope your killers die an agonising death *spit* *curse* ( I'm qualified to do that, as a descendant of pikeys).

Not the same lamebrain who put deisel in the sheeps' drinking trough?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Some utter tosspot has poisoned Fearnan, a golden eagle born 2010.
What possible fecking reason would any tosspot do that for?
RIP Fearnan... I hope your killers die an agonising death *spit* *curse* ( I'm qualified to do that, as a descendant of pikeys).

Not the same lamebrain who put deisel in the sheeps' drinking trough?

No.
According to shit about sub judice I cannot possibly comment on the tw@t who is my neighbour, suffice to say I'm confident he will not ever be my neighbour again, and hasn't been since his arrest and subsequent denial of bail.
The latest tw@t is unknown to me and lives in Scotland. This does not mean my *curse* *spit* on the bastard's life will not be effective. I have form in this respect...

[bwfcdan94]

Some utter tosspot has poisoned Fearnan, a golden eagle born 2010.
What possible fecking reason would any tosspot do that for?
RIP Fearnan... I hope your killers die an agonising death *spit* *curse* ( I'm qualified to do that, as a descendant of pikeys).

, remind me not to get on your wrong side. My sister was blessed by gypsies, that is the only explanation for her being so clever because none of my other relatives are and I certainly are not.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why the feck am I wide awake at this time?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Why the feck am I wide awake at this time?

Dunno - but I am too

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why the feck am I wide awake at this time?

Dunno - but I am too

[bwfcdan94]

The world has gone mad, it seems posh people will now find it very hard to acquire pork or alcohol.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12 ... 89368.html

[Lord Kangana]

Posh? Marks and Sparks?

Bloody hell Dan, is Reading twinned with Beirut or something?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The world has gone mad, it seems posh people will now find it very hard to acquire pork or alcohol.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12 ... 89368.html

"We have guidelines in place that set out the requirements and beliefs of different religions, which we have previously discussed and agreed with religious organisations and community groups."

Have you feck. I bet if I came to work for you, Babylon M&S, you wouldn't respect my right as a Rastafarian* to smoke a fecking huge spliff whilst serving the coostomers.

* Not that I am, it's just the fecking principle.

[malcd1]

The world has gone mad, it seems posh people will now find it very hard to acquire pork or alcohol.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12 ... 89368.html

"We have guidelines in place that set out the requirements and beliefs of different religions, which we have previously discussed and agreed with religious organisations and community groups."

Have you feck. I bet if I came to work for you, Babylon M&S, you wouldn't respect my right as a Rastafarian* to smoke a fecking huge spliff whilst serving the coostomers.

* Not that I am, it's just the fecking principle.

It is strange that the Asian corner shop owners don't mind selling alcohol.

I thought the problem was drinking alcohol not holding a bottle in their hands. Perhaps some Muslims can consume the alcohol through osmosis when holding a bottle or can. It would be pretty impressive if true.

[bobo the clown]

^^^
I am trying very hard not to become Mr Daily Mail-man and go on about 'political correctness gone mad' but ffs, stuff like this doesn't help.

I assume that little of the meat in M&S (or the other major supermarkets) is Halal an most of the charcuterie will be pork based, so next will be a refusal to serve meatstuff at all. Add that to anything with booze in and really someone who interprets their beliefs that way (as it is not a Koranic requirement to refuse to sell or handle it, it's purely their interpretation) simply can't work in a food area.

I guess they can't stack a goodly proportion of foodshelves either.

Crackers (but not prawn crackers, naturally).

[bwfcdan94]

Posh? Marks and Sparks?

Bloody hell Dan, is Reading twinned with Beirut or something?

Apart from Waitrose I cant think of another more middle/upper class supermarket then M&S. LK what goes for posh in your books then?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Posh? Marks and Sparks?

Bloody hell Dan, is Reading twinned with Beirut or something?

Apart from Waitrose I cant think of another more middle/upper class supermarket then M&S. LK what goes for posh in your books then?

It isn't a supermarket. There are plenty of posher places, not that M&S is posh. You've much to learn young man.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Posh? Marks and Sparks?

Bloody hell Dan, is Reading twinned with Beirut or something?

Apart from Waitrose I cant think of another more middle/upper class supermarket then M&S. LK what goes for posh in your books then?

It isn't a supermarket. There are plenty of posher places, not that M&S is posh. You've much to learn young man.

Worms. Can of. Opened.
Is Harrod's a supermarket, or just a convenience store?
Are Spar* still operating, and by a process of reverse osmosis can one call them posh?
Where does Iceland come in all of this?


* It's a Little Known Fact™ that Spar started out as De Spar (which stands for Door Eendrachtig Samenwerken Profiteren Allen Regelmatig - I defy anybody to come up with a posher name than that).