West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:05 am

Wandering Willy wrote:Excellent Bish - Thanks.

My favourite:
his love child Nolan is ****ing disgraceful.
Even the welk eaters have caught on.
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Before this season, 22 goals in 65 Prem appearances for Newcastle and West Ham after leaving us...That's a pretty good return.

This season he's only managed 1 in 12, but they probably forgot about last when he got 10 in 35...

29 in 87 in the Championship too across Newcastle and West Ham.

Nowt like being found out, is there?

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:22 am

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Let's sack Sam and bring in a manager who has to work with a team that is only built for the type of football Sam prefers. You won't get a Pocchettino with this type of owners, so why calling for the managers head if you would get f.e. Iain Dowie?

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See, they're even fecking failures at this. No Gary Megson??!!!, No David O'Dreary!!??! :-)

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:36 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Excellent Bish - Thanks.

My favourite:
his love child Nolan is ****ing disgraceful.
Even the welk eaters have caught on.
:roll:

Before this season, 22 goals in 65 Prem appearances for Newcastle and West Ham after leaving us...That's a pretty good return.

This season he's only managed 1 in 12, but they probably forgot about last when he got 10 in 35...

29 in 87 in the Championship too across Newcastle and West Ham.

Nowt like being found out, is there?

Agreed! !

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:44 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Excellent Bish - Thanks.

My favourite:
his love child Nolan is ****ing disgraceful.
Even the welk eaters have caught on.
:roll:

Before this season, 22 goals in 65 Prem appearances for Newcastle and West Ham after leaving us...That's a pretty good return.

This season he's only managed 1 in 12, but they probably forgot about last when he got 10 in 35...

29 in 87 in the Championship too across Newcastle and West Ham.

Nowt like being found out, is there?
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:49 pm

West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.
He's STILL 29????????
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:52 pm

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West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.
He's STILL 29????????
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:56 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.
He's STILL 29????????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wonder who his agent is ??
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:59 pm

Roger Milla?
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Post by Athers » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:03 pm

They're gonna sack Allardyce soon, surely...
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:46 pm

boltonboris wrote:
West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.
He's STILL 29????????
Found out recently that Yakubu is only 31. Shocking.
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:52 pm

So shocking indeed, that one is inclined to not believe it!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:46 pm

Athers wrote:They're gonna sack Allardyce soon, surely...
Fingers crossed....
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:41 pm

Arsenal beating them 3-1. If Palace or Fulham can get a goal they'll go bottom three.
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:50 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Arsenal beating them 3-1. If Palace or Fulham can get a goal they'll go bottom three.
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
I've got it on. Arsenal could/should have had a dozen. West Ham really are a desperately poor side indeed.
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:51 pm

Fulham just scored...

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:53 pm

And Palace...

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....oh dear. 19th. :lol:
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:37 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Arsenal beating them 3-1. If Palace or Fulham can get a goal they'll go bottom three.
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
Reading KUMB (last week) though there remain some Allardyce haters there seems to be a solid majority who think that he's the best man for the difficult role and who would do better in a scrap than the king of scraps.

We'll see if their nerve holds.

They do seem genuinely fearful of going down and that they are broke and relegation would be a disaster. Here's hoping !!
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Post by Athers » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:36 am

Would love it if that cow Brady hadn't put sizeable wage drop clauses in the contracts of Carroll, Downing, Jarvis etc.

Can't see Allardyce lasting the winter at this rate, perhaps they're banking on bringing in someone other than Can't Control up front on January 1
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:06 am

I watched their game yesterday - would-be father-in-law is a Gooner.

I thought West Ham looked pretty competitive and gave Arsenal a bit of a scare. They'd be mad to get rid of Allardyce.

A couple of things... O'Brien does not look up to it at that level to me. Poor on the ball and was very fortunate not to receivetwo yellows. I much preferred Demel whom Sam put on to replace him.

Also... Nolan - contributed nothing when we wasn't having his one shot on goal. Where have we heard that before?
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