West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:30 pm

thebish wrote:big sam blames the injuries...

"Cups don't mean anything any more. We worked our way to the League Cup semi-finals. It doesn't matter, what does is our Premier League status and getting points. They are secondary in our plight, especially with our injuries.

"I think the deciding factor [of staying up] will not be what January signings we make, but how quickly our injured players come back. If the players missing were fit, we'd have won the game. When you have six, seven players injured it's too much to cope."

Doesn't he know they won the world cup????!!!!

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jan 01, 2014 6:06 pm

Next to bottom, beginning to get cut adrift and a straight red for Kevin Nolan for the second time in 3 games played. Not looking good at all.

West Ham boss Sam Allardyce: "I am disappointed because we went down to 10 men and that was a turning point. Our captain was irresponsible, not just for today but for the future because he is suspended. He's let everyone down and himself. Kevin is an experienced player and I'm surprised because he had a silly challenge at Liverpool. That's two in the space of the month and it's something I will not allow to happen."
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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jan 01, 2014 6:19 pm

Nolan has just turned into a snarling clogging dickhead. Can't stand the sight of him whenever I see him play, though I imagine he's alright off the pitch.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:23 pm

To think I was having a conversation with a mate just over a month ago about him having a red card due. 2 in under a month well done Nobby!
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:56 pm

The one at Liverpool was baaaad. The other one, if you've got 'Rooney 10' on the back of your shirt you get away with about three of them a season.
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Post by ChrisC » Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:57 pm

Sam is set for talks today. Could see him binned off tonight.

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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:08 pm

ChrisC wrote:Sam is set for talks today. Could see him binned off tonight.

ooohhh... it's like the A team - they're getting the gang back together!! :D

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Post by Gravedigger » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:44 pm

No real excuse for Nobby but it looked to me like the other player leaned into him and seemed to give him a clip. Might be exhaustion kicking in. Unless he's gone on the eel pie and mash diet. Mind you, down here, we can get Holland's best pies and puddings in Asda now. Wonder if BSA will get pushed. Be a nice bit of compo if he does. Spend some more time with his family. 8)
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:47 pm

Gravedigger wrote:No real excuse for Nobby but it looked to me like the other player leaned into him and seemed to give him a clip. Might be exhaustion kicking in. Unless he's gone on the eel pie and mash diet. Mind you, down here, we can get Holland's best pies and puddings in Asda now. Wonder if BSA will get pushed. Be a nice bit of compo if he does. Spend some more time with his family. 8)
Kevin nolan is the last player who should ever get upset with a bit of argy-bargy or obstruction. It is the one of his main talents.
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:56 pm

ChrisC wrote:Sam is set for talks today. Could see him binned off tonight.
He'll be reet, will just put his game fave on for Brady.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:50 pm

Apparently West Ham fans (losing 1-0 to Forest) are singing "How shit must you be? It's only one nil" :D
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:24 pm

Sam Allardyce not taking the FA Cup seriously. Whooda thunk it eh?

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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:29 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Sam Allardyce not taking the FA Cup seriously. Whooda thunk it eh?
And his youngsters are getting dicked on 3 nil and it could get worse. He deserves to lose his next 5 league games.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:30 pm

He might not get five more league games.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:31 pm

These ITV Sport commentators are devastated. I feel their pain. :-)
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:33 pm

3-0 down on 70 minutes. Blimey. Those fans will be furious. May I recommend KUMB today for anyone who's a bit bored.

Have to say I don't understand his formation ... and his substitutions have continued that rather than alter it.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:35 pm

Make that 4 down...

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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:35 pm

Paterson hattrick! :laugh: 4 nil
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:37 pm

bobo the clown wrote:3-0 down on 70 minutes. Blimey. Those fans will be furious. May I recommend KUMB today for anyone who's a bit bored.

Have to say I don't understand his formation ... and his substitutions have continued that rather than alter it.
Best comment on there is that Allardyce is 'plastic and muggy'.

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