Today I'm angry about.....

[bwfcdan94]

Darwin. Just think "Darwin".

They all eat Broccoli in Darwin? .

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Darwin. Just think "Darwin".

They all eat Broccoli in Darwin? .

Yes. Don't go there, the natives fart and the place smells of broccoli - it is literally a shithole Dan

[bwfcdan94]

According to someone I know from Blackburn it is worse than anywhere in Blackburn. I have not been so wont comment.

[bwfcdan94]

I get the joke by the way .

[bobo the clown]

I was actually referring to Joshua Wedgewood's son in law, of course.

[Lord Kangana]

Is he Josiah's twin brother?

[Worthy4England]

Just bought travel insurance for the summer holiday.

My first car cost less.

[bobo the clown]

Is he Josiah's twin brother?

separated at birth.

[Athers]

Woman yesterday visiting the GP, told to wait 30 minutes as the doctor was running behind.

So she just calls an ambulance from the waiting room.

She'd fallen over and had a bit of an achey hip but there was nothing wrong with her.

Little did she know that if the surgery hadn't sent the [few hundred quid a call out] ambulance away she'd have had a four hour wait, the silly moo.

[thebish]

Just bought travel insurance for the summer holiday.

My first car cost less.

are you planning to do summat really, really, really dangerous in a very dangerous place?

[Worthy4England]

Just bought travel insurance for the summer holiday.

My first car cost less.

are you planning to do summat really, really, really dangerous in a very dangerous place?

No. I was thinking more 1) Lie on beach 2) Sup cocktails 3) Swim.

[bobo the clown]

Just bought travel insurance for the summer holiday.

My first car cost less.

are you planning to do summat really, really, really dangerous in a very dangerous place?

No. I was thinking more 1) Lie on beach 2) Sup cocktails 3) Swim.

It depends who you lie to and if it's a whopper (the lie) I think.

[Bruce Rioja]

Manchester Orchestra (Band from Atalanta, not an orchestra and not from Manchester) a favourite band of mine for around the past four or five years now, have announced UK dates. They're playing Manchester Club Academy. Yes, that one that fits about 300 in!!!! Sold out already.

Here - have a taster.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Manchester Orchestra (Band from Atalanta, not an orchestra and not from Manchester) a favourite band of mine for around the past four or five years now, have announced UK dates. They're playing Manchester Club Academy. Yes, that one that fits about 300 in!!!! Sold out already.

Here - have a taster.

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F0 ... C_UK_BUYAT" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruce Rioja]

http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F0 ... C_UK_BUYAT" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Already gone down that route too thanks, Grunto. 'Sorry, no exact matches were found, but other tickets may still be available.' Clearly not.

EDIT: Got one. ONE. Means I have to go on my own but what the feck?! Got one anyway. As much as I detest all this booking fee and ticket insurance malarky, seriously, I'd have taken my chances on Oxford Road on the night and paid a One-er to see this gig - I've waited so long to see them.

Tickets/Items£13.75
secure post£5.50
TOTAL CHARGES£19.25

[Bijou Bob]

After that 'The National' pish you posted Brucie I wasn't expecting much, but that's alright that is

[Worthy4England]

"Anything for you, cupcake".

I just put my foot through the TV.

[Il Pirate]

"Anything for you, cupcake".

I just put my foot through the TV.

I've just put my foot through my computer........................................feckin' annoying shoite that advert,made in a vain attempt to 'coin' a new catchphrase which is both unwanted and shite.

[Annoyed Grunt]

"Anything for you, cupcake".

I just put my foot through the TV.

Not just me then?

[Lord Kangana]

What've I missed?