Today I'm angry about.....

[bobo the clown]

Bloody great. Today am angry with myself. Am in Alkmaar and fancy a wander in pursuit of a nosebag. It's fecking freezing. Have just realised that I've forgotten to pack a jacket. Choices are now - eat in the less-than-inspiring hotel restaurant?! Go out and freeze to death?! Starve to death?!
Decisions, decisions. Pillock.

Taxi ?

[Lord Kangana]

Not great, but probably a step up from the hotel restaurant.

[Bruce Rioja]

Bloody great. Today am angry with myself. Am in Alkmaar and fancy a wander in pursuit of a nosebag. It's fecking freezing. Have just realised that I've forgotten to pack a jacket. Choices are now - eat in the less-than-inspiring hotel restaurant?! Go out and freeze to death?! Starve to death?!
Decisions, decisions. Pillock.

Buy a jacket in the hotel shop, charge it to the expense account, go out and have a good time. Simples.

I can imagine the look on our bean-counter's face when going through my credit card bill. Puce.

[Prufrock]

Super Bowl wankers.

I'm not on about those who, for some reason far beyond my comprehension, genuinely like that shit, but the once-a-year, bleary-eyed and hungover in work tomorrow giving it the 'yah I'm so tired because I totally stayed up to watch the Super Bowl yah. It's like an insight into American culture'.

F*ck off and die. If you liked it, you'd watch it all year.

Wouldn't you like to see a game live, though? I know i would. In the company of someone really knowledgeable about it. ATM - I won't be watching but you know what I mean - the whole thing is only semi comprehensible...

Not really. I mean, if someone offered me a free ticket to the Wembley one I'd defo go, but it's not really something I *want* to do. It's not the game I can't stand (though I do think it's a bit dull), but the knob head once a year wankers whose main interest regarding the game is making sure you know they watch the Superbowl.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Bloody great. Today am angry with myself. Am in Alkmaar and fancy a wander in pursuit of a nosebag. It's fecking freezing. Have just realised that I've forgotten to pack a jacket. Choices are now - eat in the less-than-inspiring hotel restaurant?! Go out and freeze to death?! Starve to death?!
Decisions, decisions. Pillock.

Buy a jacket in the hotel shop, charge it to the expense account, go out and have a good time. Simples.

I can imagine the look on our bean-counter's face when going through my credit card bill. Puce.

He might not speak Dutch - tell him overjas is Dutch for hotel room tax.... Well, maybe not.

[bobo the clown]

Not great, but probably a step up from the hotel restaurant.

I wasn't proposing eating in the taxi !

I did this once, in Antwep and the hotel lent me a coat from lost property. Worth an ask.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Not great, but probably a step up from the hotel restaurant.

I wasn't proposing eating in the taxi !

I did this once, in Antwep and the hotel lent me a coat from lost property. Worth an ask.

Bloody hell - it must have been cold for you to have been mithering hotel lost property for a coat!

[bobo the clown]

Not great, but probably a step up from the hotel restaurant.

I wasn't proposing eating in the taxi !

I did this once, in Antwep and the hotel lent me a coat from lost property. Worth an ask.

Bloody hell - it must have been cold for you to have been mithering hotel lost property for a coat!

It bloody was !!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, no notable nosebaggery)

[Bruce Rioja]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, no notable nosebaggery)

Turned out to be a plethora of nosebaggeries all on the same cobbled street straight facing the hotel. Went in a little Greek place and had what I can only describe as being a deconstructed kebab, only made with proper shredded, spiced and seasoned meat though - served with pittas, salad and various sauces. Seemed a bit weird washing it down with water.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, no notable nosebaggery)

Turned out to be a plethora of nosebaggeries all on the same cobbled street straight facing the hotel. Went in a little Greek place and had what I can only describe as being a deconstructed kebab, only made with proper shredded, spiced and seasoned meat though - served with pittas, salad and various sauces. Seemed a bit weird washing it down with water.

Eh??? What's with the water? Alcohol man! It's the law.

[LeverEnd]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, no notable nosebaggery)

Turned out to be a plethora of nosebaggeries all on the same cobbled street straight facing the hotel. Went in a little Greek place and had what I can only describe as being a deconstructed kebab, only made with proper shredded, spiced and seasoned meat though - served with pittas, salad and various sauces. Seemed a bit weird washing it down with water.

Last time I had a deconstructed kebab I dropped it on the floor but still ate it. There was no washing down as its sole purpose was soakage.

[LeverEnd]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, furniture in front gardens, chemical-tasting air, no notable nosebaggery)

Sorry, but in the interests of completeness...

[Bruce Rioja]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, no notable nosebaggery)

Turned out to be a plethora of nosebaggeries all on the same cobbled street straight facing the hotel. Went in a little Greek place and had what I can only describe as being a deconstructed kebab, only made with proper shredded, spiced and seasoned meat though - served with pittas, salad and various sauces. Seemed a bit weird washing it down with water.

Last time I had a deconstructed kebab I dropped it on the floor but still ate it. There was no washing down as its sole purpose was soakage.

Indeed

I don't think I could possibly tackle the shavings from the elephant's leg on a Monday mealtime with nowt but a bottle of Spa.

[Bruce Rioja]

Ne'er mind Bruce. I've got the first edition of Dan's Towns about my person...
Here's the relevant entry - Alkmaar: shithole. (notes; quite often cold, second rate coat shops, infrequent taxis, furniture in front gardens, chemical-tasting air, no notable nosebaggery)

Sorry, but in the interests of completeness...

[bobo the clown]

Bob Crow.

I'm in that London next Tuesday and Wednesday and, lo and behold, they're having (another) strike. I don't care about the issues. Don't talk to me about the issues. Issues, smishoos. I'm going to have to walk, or worse still, catch buses.

Tosser.

[Lord Kangana]

Its quicker to walk or take the bus half the time anyway bobo. And you won't get black snot now. Bob Crow, champion of the people. And clowns.

[bobo the clown]

I like black snot.

Black snot .... black Crows.

[Gary the Enfield]

Bob Crow.

I'm in that London next Tuesday and Wednesday and, lo and behold, they're having (another) strike. I don't care about the issues. Don't talk to me about the issues. Issues, smishoos. I'm going to have to walk, or worse still, catch buses.

Tosser.

Where are you heading from/ to?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Last strike before I moved I literally bumped into Crow near Bank station. Unfortunately I realised it was him after the opportunity to punch him had passed