Today I'm angry about.....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Bob Crow.

I'm in that London next Tuesday and Wednesday and, lo and behold, they're having (another) strike. I don't care about the issues. Don't talk to me about the issues. Issues, smishoos. I'm going to have to walk, or worse still, catch buses.

Tosser.

There was a bloke in Singapore who got chased out by the locals for suggesting something similar.

[Harry Genshaw]

Last strike before I moved I literally bumped into Crow near Bank station. Unfortunately I realised it was him after the opportunity to punch him had passed

You'd be a braver man than me AT. He looks pretty handy!

Any road - surely Boris Johnson deserves a slap and the tosser label just as much in this instance?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Last strike before I moved I literally bumped into Crow near Bank station. Unfortunately I realised it was him after the opportunity to punch him had passed

You'd be a braver man than me AT. He looks pretty handy!

Any road - surely Boris Johnson deserves a slap and the tosser label just as much in this instance?

He barely made it to my chest height Harry

Rather than give Boris a slap, I reckon nobbling his bike might result in longer term injuries

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Last strike before I moved I literally bumped into Crow near Bank station. Unfortunately I realised it was him after the opportunity to punch him had passed

You'd be a braver man than me AT. He looks pretty handy!

Any road - surely Boris Johnson deserves a slap and the tosser label just as much in this instance?

He barely made it to my chest height Harry

Rather than give Boris a slap, I reckon nobbling his bike might result in longer term injuries

That fecker once ran into me on his bike. Oxford Street outside Zara's. I was walking on the pavement and he rode into me! I got knocked over, He fell off, I called him a knob or somesuch, and we went our separate ways never to meet again. I wish now I'd at least stomped on his spokes.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Last strike before I moved I literally bumped into Crow near Bank station. Unfortunately I realised it was him after the opportunity to punch him had passed

You'd be a braver man than me AT. He looks pretty handy!

Any road - surely Boris Johnson deserves a slap and the tosser label just as much in this instance?

He barely made it to my chest height Harry

Rather than give Boris a slap, I reckon nobbling his bike might result in longer term injuries

That fecker once ran into me on his bike. Oxford Street outside Zara's. I was walking on the pavement and he rode into me! I got knocked over, He fell off, I called him a knob or somesuch, and we went our separate ways never to meet again. I wish now I'd at least stomped on his spokes.

I advise carrying an allan key in future, as you'll be able to nobble his headset should you encounter him again. Not only will you have a funny YouTube hit on your hands, it will probably mean he ends up under one of his bendy buses

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I upset myself. Reading the Times and on page 17 a photo of a dead stag with the caption "Cruel Criminals. Roger Jackson with Rudolph, a stag killed when a gang broke into Jacksons Nurseries, in Bagnall, Staffordshire, and set their dogs on the pet"

Why would anyone do that.

Those that did it, I've no illusions you're reading this (as you probably can't read ) but you're complete c*nts. Total c*nts. And you know that yourselves really... Get in touch, I'll work out a programme that'll reach your inner vaginas...

[Hoboh]

I upset myself. Reading the Times and on page 17 a photo of a dead stag with the caption "Cruel Criminals. Roger Jackson with Rudolph, a stag killed when a gang broke into Jacksons Nurseries, in Bagnall, Staffordshire, and set their dogs on the pet"

Why would anyone do that.

Those that did it, I've no illusions you're reading this (as you probably can't read ) but you're complete c*nts. Total c*nts. And you know that yourselves really... Get in touch, I'll work out a programme that'll reach your inner vaginas...

Just chuck the feckers in the Lion enclosure along with their dogs!

[TANGODANCER]

I upset myself. Reading the Times and on page 17 a photo of a dead stag with the caption "Cruel Criminals. Roger Jackson with Rudolph, a stag killed when a gang broke into Jacksons Nurseries, in Bagnall, Staffordshire, and set their dogs on the pet"

Why would anyone do that.

Those that did it, I've no illusions you're reading this (as you probably can't read ) but you're complete c*nts. Total c*nts. And you know that yourselves really... Get in touch, I'll work out a programme that'll reach your inner vaginas...

Despite it being the second millemium, some of the inhabitants of this country should still be running around in blue paint carrying jaw-bones of asses. At least that way you'd know who and what they were and just shoot em on sight. Sick, sick people.

[Dujon]

Psst! Hey, TANGO: We moved into the third millennium in 2001.

I agree with you though; there are people on this planet who might well of originated elsewhere and popped into our universe via the pages of a lurid work of fiction.

Perhaps these arseholes were training a new litter of Staffie pups.

[Hoboh]

Psst! Hey, TANGO: We moved into the third millennium in 2001.

I agree with you though; there are people on this planet who might well of originated elsewhere and popped into our universe via the pages of a lurid work of fiction.

Perhaps these arseholes were training a new litter of Staffie pups.

I'd guess in your neck of the woods Crocs would do a good job on them?

[Dujon]

They would, Hoboh. The problem is that the crocs seem to not have a sense of 'white hats' and 'black hats' differences.

[Hoboh]

Bloody Hell!!!!

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And then THIS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -belt.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We really have to exterminate some people and bloody quick for the good of all

[William the White]

I upset myself. Reading the Times and on page 17 a photo of a dead stag with the caption "Cruel Criminals. Roger Jackson with Rudolph, a stag killed when a gang broke into Jacksons Nurseries, in Bagnall, Staffordshire, and set their dogs on the pet"

Why would anyone do that.

Seriously?

They are filming it to make a little bit of wonga.

Sickening.

[Enoch]

it will probably mean he ends up under one of his bendy buses

Fail!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

it will probably mean he ends up under one of his bendy buses

Fail!

Was that the other knob? Well, hopefully he'll fall under one as well

[Enoch]

it will probably mean he ends up under one of his bendy buses

Fail!

Was that the other knob? Well, hopefully he'll fall under one as well

Very equitable.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

it will probably mean he ends up under one of his bendy buses

Fail!

Was that the other knob? Well, hopefully he'll fall under one as well

Very equitable.

I try, even though I often fail

[bwfcdan94]

Bloody Hell!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -part.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



And then THIS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -belt.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We really have to exterminate some people and bloody quick for the good of all

Two very different incidents that both show how evil some people can be. Maybe we should just exterminate everyone in Stoke and Oxford to be safe. I will warn HMX.

[Annoyed Grunt]

The remake of Robocop is a 12A.......a fecking 12A!! How shit is that going to be....

[Annoyed Grunt]

Waking up and thinking it's Friday........