Today I'm angry about.....

[William the White]

All hoboh's posts are satirical. I look forward to them enormously.

We established long ago that he is a Cambridge graduate.

In rocket science, i believe.

[Prufrock]

There is a special circle of hell, below the racists, the Nazis and those who say 'octopi' or incorrectly use 'whom' and 'I' to try to sound clever, for the awful people who chew with their mouth open.

Die you sick feck*!

[Montreal Wanderer]

There is a special circle of hell, below the racists, the Nazis and those who say 'octopi' or incorrectly use 'whom' and 'I' to try to sound clever, for the awful people who chew with their mouth open.

Die you sick feck!

You have a strange system of values, young man.

[Hoboh]

There is a special circle of hell, below the racists, the Nazis and those who say 'octopi' or incorrectly use 'whom' and 'I' to try to sound clever, for the awful people who chew with their mouth open.

Die you sick feck!

You have a strange system of values, young man.

Bit slow on the uptake there Monty

Pink and Balconi..........

[Bruce Rioja]

There is a special circle of hell, below the racists, the Nazis and those who say 'octopi' or incorrectly use 'whom' and 'I' to try to sound clever, for the awful people who chew with their mouth open.

Die you sick feck!

I have a colleague whom not only eats with his trap open but eats crisps through his front teeth as if putting wood through a shredding device.

As soon as he gets his packed lunch out (which always contains crisps) that's my cue to down tools and go out to buy some lunch, thus avoiding the horrendous spectacle.

[Montreal Wanderer]

There is a special circle of hell, below the racists, the Nazis and those who say 'octopi' or incorrectly use 'whom' and 'I' to try to sound clever, for the awful people who chew with their mouth open.

Die you sick feck!

You have a strange system of values, young man.

Bit slow on the uptake there Monty

Pink and Balconi..........

If I was slow before I've come to a complete stop now.....

[Gary the Enfield]

Really fecking annoyed today.

I don't mind helping people by showing them where something is, but when they come back time and again without checking the system first I want to ram their heads into the screen of their laptop.

I'm spoon feeding people who get paid an awful lot of money to crunch numbers.

Whilst I'm on what is wrong with picking up a 'phone and speaking to someone? People in my office seem to think their duty is discharged if they send an email. They don't follow anything up and in two instances today I have had projects delayed because they won't pick up a 'phone. ''Well I sent them an email'' is a phrase I am rapidly getting fecked off with!

fecking bellends!

[Montreal Wanderer]

I don't mind helping people by showing them where something is, but when they come back time and again without checking the system first I want to ram their heads into the screen of their laptop.

I'm spoon feeding people who get paid an awful lot of money to crunch numbers.

Perhaps you are in the wrong kind of work. You might be happier if your work consisted of asking silly repetitive questions and making an awful lot of money.

[Gary the Enfield]

I don't mind helping people by showing them where something is, but when they come back time and again without checking the system first I want to ram their heads into the screen of their laptop.

I'm spoon feeding people who get paid an awful lot of money to crunch numbers.

Perhaps you are in the wrong kind of work. You might be happier if your work consisted of asking silly repetitive questions and making an awful lot of money.

It's my curse Monty. Just desserts for a life lived badly.

[Hoboh]

Really fecking annoyed today.

I don't mind helping people by showing them where something is, but when they come back time and again without checking the system first I want to ram their heads into the screen of their laptop.

I'm spoon feeding people who get paid an awful lot of money to crunch numbers.

Whilst I'm on what is wrong with picking up a 'phone and speaking to someone? People in my office seem to think their duty is discharged if they send an email. They don't follow anything up and in two instances today I have had projects delayed because they won't pick up a 'phone. ''Well I sent them an email'' is a phrase I am rapidly getting fecked off with!

fecking bellends!

Sympathy, email will turn out to be Devils spawn but given some yoof think all communication goes via facebook even that maybe short lived!

[danhorwich]

Im a yoof and I don't even have Faecesbook or shitter, in fact I think most communication should be through talking!

[danhorwich]

Not fair Tango you quoted me then deleted the post. boooooo.

[TANGODANCER]

Not fair Tango you quoted me then deleted the post. boooooo.

Yes, I thought better of it Dan.

[danhorwich]

Not fair Tango you quoted me then deleted the post. boooooo.

Yes, I thought better of it Dan.

But I read the quote. The real question is why did you retract it?

[danhorwich]

The fact is if I still had my old account I would have caught and overtaken both of you by the summer anyhow .

A friendly neighbourhood moderator will be able to sort out your account lockout if you ask one of them nicely fella.

The thing is I don't think it is them who have locked it - it is me. I will speak to them none the less.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

...The shit that China is presently spewing into the atmosphere.

[Bruce Rioja]

Not fair Tango you quoted me then deleted the post. boooooo.

Yes, I thought better of it Dan.

But I read the quote. The real question is why did you retract it?

It wasn't one of his "Ooooo, it were grand when we all wrote on rock wi our fleshless fingertips n got twatted one fer not eating cow shit" numbers was it, Dan? They're the best.

[Gary the Enfield]

My leaking roof or, more specifically, the flashing on my chimney decidicing to start failing. The bastard.

[Lord Kangana]

I've just had to shell out 400 notes on some flashing Gary. I feel your pain.

And, as if this wasn't enough, he suggested I replace the dorma frame sooner rather than later.

[TANGODANCER]

My leaking roof or, more specifically, the flashing on my chimney decidicing to start failing. The bastard.

Had a similar problem and finished up having the chimney removed completely, G.. It was serving no purpose any way and the brickwork was old. Got a letter of complaint from Father Christmas who says he'll be leaving the presents outside from now on, snow or no snow.