Today I'm happy about......

[Gooner Girl]

Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.

Good luck Bijou although I don't rate your chances of just happening to stumble into Nicole Kidman on your way home.

I flipping hope he didn't given I was chatting to him on facebook last night. Either that or he's a man that can seriously multi-task. Doesn't bear thinking about!

[Bijou Bob]

A gentleman would never reveal......

[bobo the clown]

A gentleman would never reveal......

Quite the proper answer and, from my experience with Nicole, it's how she'd want it.

[Bijou Bob]

She did ask who you were, or at least that's how I interpreted "Mmmfgmphhhf mmmmmmm ffffgmmmmph"

[LeverEnd]

She did ask who you were, or at least that's how I interpreted "Mmmfgmphhhf mmmmmmm ffffgmmmmph"

Oh dear, I cant't believe she talks with her mouth full. The height of bad manners. I'd have have to think twice about stirring yours and Bobo's porridge after that particular bombshell.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Gardening Leave........

[Lord Kangana]

Megson style?

[Annoyed Grunt]

No, the good kind.......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.

[Annoyed Grunt]

My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.

49 more years until I can get a wedding one....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.

49 more years until I can get a wedding one....

You've been married eleven years, and you've still not got decking!

[Annoyed Grunt]

My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.

49 more years until I can get a wedding one....

You've been married eleven years, and you've still not got decking!

[clapton is god]

My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.

49 more years until I can get a wedding one....

You've been married eleven years, and you've still not got decking!

Its my anniversary today. The 7th apparently, possibly the 8th. Both myself and Mrs C forgot (again) and we only remembered when we got a congrat's text off a good friend of ours. On the plus side I did remember it's pancake Tuesday today.

[danhorwich]

I ate 18 of my own homemade pancakes today, more than doubling my record. Making such an incredible amount of batter is not a feat but eating 18 is, good job I had not eaten today until about 2hrs ago.

I also did very well on my first day of work exp and spent an hour extra in the office then I was expected to through my own choice so I would like to think I made a good impression.

[Annoyed Grunt]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

[LeverEnd]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

And he morphs perfectly from manning into jay from the Inbetweeners!

[Annoyed Grunt]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

And he morphs perfectly from manning into jay from the Inbetweeners!

A man for all occasions.....

[boltonboris]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

Bet you ate it aswell didn't you.

[danhorwich]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

Fnnarr I was actually referring to type with egg in rather than semen.
Note: I am 19 although I suppose that makes very little difference.

[danhorwich]

^^

I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

Bet you ate it aswell didn't you.

Uwww.