It's about time somebody started this thread!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by wigan white » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:56 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Who's this Jurgen Klopp bloke that they're on about? And more importantly, has he a brother called Klippity? :)

If he does this is their ancestral home.....

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Pure class, for that Sir, I applaud you :oyea:
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:04 am

I'd enjoy Klopp being in this league, just so fans could shout his name in the style of Captain Hans Geering from 'allo 'allo saying "Heil Hitler".
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by thebish » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:35 am

and if results go badly for him - "Klopp Out!!"

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Puskas » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:16 pm

It's just occured to me that you could sing "Moyes, Moyes, Moyes" to the tune of "Boys, boys, boys" by large-breasted Italian popster Sabrina.

Why anybody would want to do this is neither here nor there, the point is that you can.

"Moyes, Moyes, Moyes is looking for a good time..." (I add the ellipsis because I don't know any more of the lyrics).

No need to thank me.
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by thebish » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:19 pm

Puskas wrote:It's just occured to me that you could sing "Moyes, Moyes, Moyes" to the tune of "Boys, boys, boys" by large-breasted Italian popster Sabrina.

Why anybody would want to do this is neither here nor there, the point is that you can.

"Moyes, Moyes, Moyes is looking for a good time..." (I add the ellipsis because I don't know any more of the lyrics).

No need to thank me.

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:31 pm

Puskas wrote:It's just occured to me that you could sing "Moyes, Moyes, Moyes" to the tune of "Boys, boys, boys" by large-breasted Italian popster Sabrina.

Why anybody would want to do this is neither here nor there, the point is that you can.

"Moyes, Moyes, Moyes is looking for a good time..." (I add the ellipsis because I don't know any more of the lyrics).

No need to thank me.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 7938,d.ZWU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:40 pm

thebish wrote:
Puskas wrote:It's just occured to me that you could sing "Moyes, Moyes, Moyes" to the tune of "Boys, boys, boys" by large-breasted Italian popster Sabrina.

Why anybody would want to do this is neither here nor there, the point is that you can.

"Moyes, Moyes, Moyes is looking for a good time..." (I add the ellipsis because I don't know any more of the lyrics).

No need to thank me.

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Exactly. Everyone knows that the next line was "Phwoaaar, look at the size of those bastards :shock: "
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Puskas » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:25 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Puskas wrote:It's just occured to me that you could sing "Moyes, Moyes, Moyes" to the tune of "Boys, boys, boys" by large-breasted Italian popster Sabrina.

Why anybody would want to do this is neither here nor there, the point is that you can.

"Moyes, Moyes, Moyes is looking for a good time..." (I add the ellipsis because I don't know any more of the lyrics).

No need to thank me.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 7938,d.ZWU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Well done - that was a magnificent video.

I remember seeing it on some pop video show broadcast at about midnight on "night time" on Granada.

Night time was brilliant. Far better than Granada's daytime output.
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:00 pm

Have to say the manner in which he was sacked too; it was all over sky sports 12 hours before they even told him shows just what a classless tinpot cowboy outfit of a place the worlds most prestigious football club really is.
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:36 pm

World's most prestigious club? That's like one of those awards for best area salesmen of widgets to medium sized business in the not-for-profit sector 2013 things. Pointless. Meaningless. Wankers. Not you, them.
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Who's this Jurgen Klopp bloke that they're on about? And more importantly, has he a brother called Klippity? :)
Borussia Dortmund manager, a complete loony bin on a par with Di Canio. However unlike the Italian Nazi Klopp is actually a very good manager.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by ChrisC » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:59 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Who's this Jurgen Klopp bloke that they're on about? And more importantly, has he a brother called Klippity? :)
Borussia Dortmund manager, a complete loony bin on a par with Di Canio. However unlike the Italian Nazi Klopp is actually a very good manager.
Don't talk shite Dan 8)

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:45 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Who's this Jurgen Klopp bloke that they're on about? And more importantly, has he a brother called Klippity? :)
Borussia Dortmund manager, a complete loony bin on a par with Di Canio. However unlike the Italian Nazi Klopp is actually a very good manager.
Di Canio is a Fascist (allegedly!) not a Nazi, Dan. There is a significant difference, believe it or not.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:50 am

Anyway .... may I be the first to wish David Moyes a very happy birthday today.

Have a good one David.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:56 am

bobo the clown wrote:Anyway .... may I be the first to wish David Moyes a very happy birthday today.

Have a good one David.
They sacked him on the week of his birthday? Why aren't there headlines about this?

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Post by thebish » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:14 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Anyway .... may I be the first to wish David Moyes a very happy birthday today.

Have a good one David.
They sacked him on the week of his birthday? Why aren't there headlines about this?
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:15 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Anyway .... may I be the first to wish David Moyes a very happy birthday today.

Have a good one David.
They sacked him on the week of his birthday? Why aren't there headlines about this?
Is that ginger cock on the wireless up in arms about it?
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:00 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Anyway .... may I be the first to wish David Moyes a very happy birthday today.

Have a good one David.
They sacked him on the week of his birthday? Why aren't there headlines about this?
Is that ginger cock on the wireless up in arms about it?
Not sure but I'll be Mrs Moyes is. Does she have a Twitter account? Tell Boris.
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:12 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Who's this Jurgen Klopp bloke that they're on about? And more importantly, has he a brother called Klippity? :)
Borussia Dortmund manager, a complete loony bin on a par with Di Canio. However unlike the Italian Nazi Klopp is actually a very good manager.
Di Canio is a Fascist (allegedly!) not a Nazi, Dan. There is a significant difference, believe it or not.
My mistake and your right there is a difference.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:24 pm

Scruffy c*nt might have had a shave.

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