Today I'm happy about......

[thebish]

hmmm... having to choose whether I am interested in Berlusconi or Paxman?? errrr... no thanks!

[Gary the Enfield]

Apparently Paxman is interviewing Berlusconi on Newsnight tonight.

Interviewing him or talking all over him? Paxman's become his own Spitting Image puppet. Embarrassing to watch.

I guess it'll be one of his current system of extremely gentle interviews (did you see him with the druggie Co-op bank man ? ... it was disgraceful).

Nonetheless, should be worth a watch.

No, missed that one, Bobo. Will be worth a watch if the prick remembers that it's Berusconi's answers to his questions that we're interested in the most.

Like the one about Angela Merkel being an 'Un-feck* fat pig'? Near spat me tea out.

[bobo the clown]

↑↑↑↑ pretty accurate tbf.


What a strange sight Burlo' is, by the way.

[bwfcdan94]

Right let's have another go and actually paste it in the right thread this time:

Today I am happy because my first interview at this business in Crowthorne went very well, infact they invited me to a second interview with the owner of the business. The second interview took place on Friday and it went so well that at the end of it I was offered the job! While it does mean sadly I won't be able to move beautiful Bolton in the near future, I do at least have a job and will be able to go and watch the super Whites as much as I want next season! which lets be honest is what really matters to me. I am now officially an accountant. I have also passed another exam last week. Perseverance and hard work pays and I admit that Dujon was right that given I applied for 1 job down here and 300 in the north west and got the 1 that I applied for down here that it was sound advice by him to tell me to apply for ones down south as well as in the north west. I would like to thank those of you that helped me(and you know who you are) for giving me advice both on applications and c.v's.

[Gary the Enfield]

Congratulations Dan.

[bobo the clown]

I applied for 1 job down here and 300 in the north west and got the 1 that I applied for down here.

Exactly.

Well done .... now buckle down to what matters and, much as Bolton is a fine hobby and interest, at this stage that's work, qualifications and settling down a bit.

[bwfcdan94]

I have been working very Bob, infact I have been doing 45 hours revision each week in between then interviews and the 12 hours of lessons I have each week. I have 4 exams in the next month, then I start work.

[TANGODANCER]

Well done Dan. Patience and hard work usually pay off in the end even if it takes time. Keep the same attitude on the job and you'll do fine. Good stuff.

[Salford Trotter]

Brilliant news Dan...keep focussed on the important things in your life right now i.e your career and your family. Good luck!

[thebish]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27497727

ha!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Attaboy, Dan! Congratulations. Pity you don't drink but I'll have one for you.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Wife just got the all-clear on a diabetes test.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Wife just got the all-clear on a diabetes test.

I must have missed this - anyway

[TANGODANCER]

Wife just got the all-clear on a diabetes test.

I must have missed this - anyway

It was in Feb 2011? Ah, Mummy went to page one in the thread...

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Ah - oops!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Wife just got the all-clear on a diabetes test.

I must have missed this - anyway

It was in Feb 2011? Ah, Mummy went to page one in the thread...

Lawyers!

[Dujon]

Congratulations, Dan. I'm assuming that the new job is contingent on you passing your next few examinations? Whatever, if it all comes to fruition you now have a ladder in front of you and your foot is hovering over the first rung. As others have mentioned this is when the 'heavy lifting' starts. A small word of advice, Dan, if I may?

Don't become disillusioned or disappointed if you don't get a pat on the back every time you do a good job. You will be expected to do a good job as that is what you will be paid for.

Anyway, young man, I'm pleased as punch for you.

[Bijou Bob]

Well done Dan, onwards and upwards!

[BWFC_Insane]

I applied for 1 job down here and 300 in the north west and got the 1 that I applied for down here.

Exactly.

Well done .... now buckle down to what matters and, much as Bolton is a fine hobby and interest, at this stage that's work, qualifications and settling down a bit.

With respect Bobo, terrible advice.

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

[TANGODANCER]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.