Today I'm happy about......

[CrazyHorse]

You should ignore all the above/previous page's advice Dan. Forget the football lad, you're still young enough to save yourself a lifetime of pain following fooking Bolton.
And steer well clear of women too.

Cider is your only true friend.

[CrazyHorse]

Oh and congratulations.

[BWFC_Insane]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.

Jeesus its not 1870 TD.....

There are many flavours of pie out there. Dan needs to have a taste of a few while he can......

[TANGODANCER]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.

Jeesus its not 1870 TD.....

There are many flavours of pie out there. Dan needs to have a taste of a few while he can......

What are they calling it now i?

[Hoboh]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.

Jeesus its not 1870 TD.....

There are many flavours of pie out there. Dan needs to have a taste of a few while he can......

I see no mention of pies there?
Is this another mis-quote

[thebish]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.

Jeesus its not 1870 TD.....

There are many flavours of pie out there. Dan needs to have a taste of a few while he can......

yet you suggest only women!

[Hoboh]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.

Jeesus its not 1870 TD.....

There are many flavours of pie out there. Dan needs to have a taste of a few while he can......

yet you suggest only women!

Trust you!

[BWFC_Insane]

You now have your first job and your first pay packet will be soon. Focus on women, ale and football. You usually only get one chance in life to live a carefree existence and you should grasp it with both hands before responsibility catches up with you........

Shows what you fxcking know. Start courting, get somebody pregnant young and you can forget the ale and football. Make the women low priority Dan.

Jeesus its not 1870 TD.....

There are many flavours of pie out there. Dan needs to have a taste of a few while he can......

yet you suggest only women!

True. I don't have a clue what Dan's preferences are.

So yes there are many men of varying flavours out there too. Piemen if you like....and not of the Wiggun variety.....

[Montreal Wanderer]

This reminds me of the old Benny Hill line: "I spent half of my money on women and booze but, like a fool, I squandered the rest."

[bwfcdan94]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

[Gooner Girl]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

Hands up who wants Dan as a son in law then!?!

[bwfcdan94]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

Hands up who wants Dan as a son in law then!?!

Lol I was only joking, the answer will be none I would have thought mind. I can hear a load of middle aged men's heart beats doubling in pace as they read my previous message.

[Prufrock]

[Hoboh]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

Hands up who wants Dan as a son in law then!?!

Lol I was only joking, the answer will be none I would have thought mind. I can hear a load of middle aged men's heart beats doubling in pace as they read my previous message.

I hear the cocking of the rifle

[bwfcdan94]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

Hands up who wants Dan as a son in law then!?!

Lol I was only joking, the answer will be none I would have thought mind. I can hear a load of middle aged men's heart beats doubling in pace as they read my previous message.

I hear the cocking of the rifle

, tbh I've got to much other stuff going on in my life to be distracted by woman, Surely basic rules on dating(yes we don't call it courting anymore Tango) would be don't go out with a friends ex or a friends daughter.

[bobo the clown]

I'm happy I have sons.

[TANGODANCER]

, tbh I've got to much other stuff going on in my life to be distracted by woman, Surely basic rules on dating(yes we don't call it courting anymore Tango) would be don't go out with a friends ex or a friends daughter.

Listen up Casanova junior. We had dating back in the 1950's so you didn't invent it. Matter of fact it's all been going on a fair old while. A date was a sort of first base thing. Courting was when you where seeing somebody regularly, don't know what you call that today. A nice age for getting married is about forty.

[bwfcdan94]

Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.

[bobo the clown]

Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.

Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.

[thebish]

Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.

Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.

aye - think on Bobo! dougie in!