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Post by LeverEnd » Thu May 22, 2014 9:33 pm

Well my life took a turn for the better when I got rid of the last one and she was an occasional visitor to the Reebok.
Then again I need to start being positive again as I'm 40 next year and as Tango says....
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu May 22, 2014 9:36 pm

LeverEnd wrote:Well my life took a turn for the better when I got rid of the last one and she was an occasional visitor to the Reebok.
Then again I need to start being positive again as I'm 40 next year and as Tango says....
Not charmed the park run lady into bed yet then?! You need to borrow that baby!

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Post by LeverEnd » Thu May 22, 2014 9:40 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Well my life took a turn for the better when I got rid of the last one and she was an occasional visitor to the Reebok.
Then again I need to start being positive again as I'm 40 next year and as Tango says....
Not charmed the park run lady into bed yet then?! You need to borrow that baby!
She's not been back since I tried to strike up a conversation with her!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu May 22, 2014 9:43 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Well my life took a turn for the better when I got rid of the last one and she was an occasional visitor to the Reebok.
Then again I need to start being positive again as I'm 40 next year and as Tango says....
Not charmed the park run lady into bed yet then?! You need to borrow that baby!
She's not been back since I tried to strike up a conversation with her!
:D I think this might call for a baby AND a puppy!

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu May 22, 2014 9:45 pm

There was an awards night at our works last night. Not my cup of tea, so I stayed well clear. Iwas saying to a colleague this morning how divisive these things can be, whatever the best intentions, when I found out I'd won summat!

A lass I'd trained up some time ago had written a lovely piece on how much I'd helped her. I was quite touched :oops:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu May 22, 2014 9:47 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:There was an awards night at our works last night. Not my cup of tea, so I stayed well clear. Iwas saying to a colleague this morning how divisive these things can be, whatever the best intentions, when I found out I'd won summat!

A lass I'd trained up some time ago had written a lovely piece on how much I'd helped her. I was quite touched :oops:
And you missed it - serves you right for being a miserable old git!

(she probably fancied you! ;) )

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Post by LeverEnd » Thu May 22, 2014 9:51 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:There was an awards night at our works last night. Not my cup of tea, so I stayed well clear. Iwas saying to a colleague this morning how divisive these things can be, whatever the best intentions, when I found out I'd won summat!

A lass I'd trained up some time ago had written a lovely piece on how much I'd helped her. I was quite touched :oops:
And you missed it - serves you right for being a miserable old git!

(she probably fancied you! ;) )
No wonder she touched him.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu May 22, 2014 9:52 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:There was an awards night at our works last night. Not my cup of tea, so I stayed well clear. Iwas saying to a colleague this morning how divisive these things can be, whatever the best intentions, when I found out I'd won summat!

A lass I'd trained up some time ago had written a lovely piece on how much I'd helped her. I was quite touched :oops:
And you missed it - serves you right for being a miserable old git!

(she probably fancied you! ;) )
No wonder she touched him.
:lol:

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu May 22, 2014 9:53 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:There was an awards night at our works last night. Not my cup of tea, so I stayed well clear. Iwas saying to a colleague this morning how divisive these things can be, whatever the best intentions, when I found out I'd won summat!

A lass I'd trained up some time ago had written a lovely piece on how much I'd helped her. I was quite touched :oops:
And you missed it - serves you right for being a miserable old git!

(she probably fancied you! ;) )
I know.

And I wish! She'd have been out of my league when I was her age, never mind now!
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Post by Dujon » Fri May 23, 2014 12:43 am

Hey up, TANGO! It were 'walking out' in my day. That was followed by 'making love'. The bloke involved in all that was a 'suitor'. Later that seems to have become 'wooing' and 'courting'. These days it seems that one 'cracks on' to a Sheila 'scores' and moves on. What's the world coming to, sir? It's enough to make a grown man cry (over what he's missed out on) I tell you. :smile:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri May 23, 2014 3:55 am

Dujon wrote:Hey up, TANGO! It were 'walking out' in my day. That was followed by 'making love'. The bloke involved in all that was a 'suitor'. Later that seems to have become 'wooing' and 'courting'. These days it seems that one 'cracks on' to a Sheila 'scores' and moves on. What's the world coming to, sir? It's enough to make a grown man cry (over what he's missed out on) I tell you. :smile:
I'm still trying to get over the fact that you only ever kissed one woman, Dujon. You got hobbled early on in the walking out game! Still, it worked for you.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 23, 2014 1:01 pm

Dujon wrote:Hey up, TANGO! It were 'walking out' in my day. That was followed by 'making love'. The bloke involved in all that was a 'suitor'. Later that seems to have become 'wooing' and 'courting'. These days it seems that one 'cracks on' to a Sheila 'scores' and moves on. What's the world coming to, sir? It's enough to make a grown man cry (over what he's missed out on) I tell you. :smile:
Couple of trial dates, courting then "Hast introduced her to Fagin" from nosey workmates. Engaged, married...end. :wink:
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri May 23, 2014 6:31 pm

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Dujon wrote:Hey up, TANGO! It were 'walking out' in my day. That was followed by 'making love'. The bloke involved in all that was a 'suitor'. Later that seems to have become 'wooing' and 'courting'. These days it seems that one 'cracks on' to a Sheila 'scores' and moves on. What's the world coming to, sir? It's enough to make a grown man cry (over what he's missed out on) I tell you. :smile:
I'm still trying to get over the fact that you only ever kissed one woman, Dujon. You got hobbled early on in the walking out game! Still, it worked for you.
Is Dujon a particularly happy person.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri May 23, 2014 6:34 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.
Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.
Like don't moan about the fact your earning about minimum wage(not sure if it's just above, below or right on the spot), working 40 hours a week because at least you have a job note some major changes were made to my contract today, mainly because I was daft enough to point out that they had made some mistakes, meaning I did myself out of the equivalent of 6k.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri May 23, 2014 6:38 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.
Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.
Like don't moan about the fact your earning about minimum wage(not sure if it's just above, below or right on the spot), working 40 hours a week because at least you have a job note some major changes were made to my contract today, mainly because I was daft enough to point out that they had made some mistakes, meaning I did myself out of the equivalent of 6k.
At least you have a minimum wage. Back when we were young we didn't even get 6k, let alone be diddled out of it.

Don't know you're born etc etc.

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri May 23, 2014 6:40 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.
Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.
Like don't moan about the fact your earning about minimum wage(not sure if it's just above, below or right on the spot), working 40 hours a week because at least you have a job note some major changes were made to my contract today, mainly because I was daft enough to point out that they had made some mistakes, meaning I did myself out of the equivalent of 6k.
At least you have a minimum wage. Back when we were young we didn't even get 6k, let alone be diddled out of it.

I'm not moaning I am delighted I have got a job and a purpose in life, I was getting bored of college anyhow.
Don't know you're born etc etc.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri May 23, 2014 6:44 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.
Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.
Like don't moan about the fact your earning about minimum wage(not sure if it's just above, below or right on the spot), working 40 hours a week because at least you have a job note some major changes were made to my contract today, mainly because I was daft enough to point out that they had made some mistakes, meaning I did myself out of the equivalent of 6k.
At least you have a minimum wage. Back when we were young we didn't even get 6k, let alone be diddled out of it.

Don't know you're born etc etc.
Are you counting inflation in your figure as 6k then would be worth a fortune
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 23, 2014 6:46 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.
Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.
Like don't moan about the fact your earning about minimum wage(not sure if it's just above, below or right on the spot), working 40 hours a week because at least you have a job note some major changes were made to my contract today, mainly because I was daft enough to point out that they had made some mistakes, meaning I did myself out of the equivalent of 6k.
Possibly a test of your honesty Dan? You've got a job almost right off, when thousands can't. You're young, single and with the world in front of you. I'm right with Bobo, see things positively.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri May 23, 2014 6:52 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Or never, my life experiences as so far have taught me that generally your life will take a downward turn when you get involved with somebody to such an extent.
Oh do give it a rest lad.

Your life chances will be considerably better if you approach things positively.
Like don't moan about the fact your earning about minimum wage(not sure if it's just above, below or right on the spot), working 40 hours a week because at least you have a job note some major changes were made to my contract today, mainly because I was daft enough to point out that they had made some mistakes, meaning I did myself out of the equivalent of 6k.
Possibly a test of your honesty Dan? You've got a job almost right off, when thousands can't. You're young, single and with the world in front of you. I'm right with Bobo, see things positively.
Well then I passed :D , I would point out that I had applied for over 300 jobs before being called to interview, the fact I got the first job I was interviewed for was partly down to the fact that I was 1 of 2 candidates, although as my friend said at least that means I was better than the other candidate(or maybe I just asked for a much lower salary).
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri May 23, 2014 9:37 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
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Dujon wrote:Hey up, TANGO! It were 'walking out' in my day. That was followed by 'making love'. The bloke involved in all that was a 'suitor'. Later that seems to have become 'wooing' and 'courting'. These days it seems that one 'cracks on' to a Sheila 'scores' and moves on. What's the world coming to, sir? It's enough to make a grown man cry (over what he's missed out on) I tell you. :smile:
I'm still trying to get over the fact that you only ever kissed one woman, Dujon. You got hobbled early on in the walking out game! Still, it worked for you.
Is Dujon a particularly happy person.
I think that he is fairly happy and content with his life, beyond the fact that at his age (and mine) the body doesn't work quite so well, the memory is questionable, etc. etc.
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