Today I'm happy about......

[Dujon]

Of course I'm happy, Dan!

I live in a lovely part of a great country with abundant flora and fauna on my doorstep and a quite acceptable climate. As Monty pointed out though, I'm easily pleased.

[bwfcdan94]

Of course I'm happy, Dan!

I live in a lovely part of a great country with abundant flora and fauna on my doorstep and a quite acceptable climate. As Monty pointed out though, I'm easily pleased.

That's good however I am not sure the story of only ever kissing one girl is true, I swear you said you had been married 3 times or am I mixing you up with another forum member?

[Burnden Paddock]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

You can feck right off!

Congratulations on the job, but steer clear of women for now and certainly don't take one to the football. You'll soon get pissed off at being asked questions every two minutes. I did!

For the record, my daughter hates football as a result of having had a season ticket for 2-3 seasons when she was younger.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Of course I'm happy, Dan!

I live in a lovely part of a great country with abundant flora and fauna on my doorstep and a quite acceptable climate. As Monty pointed out though, I'm easily pleased.

That's good however I am not sure the story of only ever kissing one girl is true, I swear you said you had been married 3 times or am I mixing you up with another forum member?

Er... I was married three times, but only to two women. I think Dujon has been with the same lady all these years.

[bwfcdan94]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

You can feck right off!

Congratulations on the job, but steer clear of women for now and certainly don't take one to the football. You'll soon get pissed off at being asked questions every two minutes. I did!

For the record, my daughter hates football as a result of having had a season ticket for 2-3 seasons when she was younger.

Don't worry BP I was only having a laugh, being that you from Tonge I'm not gonna mess with you. The other forum member in question (who's daughter is my age) is from somewhere even rougher. Given you tried to get your lass to support Bolton did you try (and subsequently fail) to get her to become an accountant as well?

[Salford Trotter]

This is what I like about this forum, the most innocuous conversation can end up leaving you in stitches as it grows. Football is right at the top of my list of priorities, women somewhere near the bottom, alcohol doesn't even come into the equation. Given that's the case if I am to ever get a girlfriend she will need to be a Bolton fan, luckily 2 forum members have daughters who are about my age and they have probably been forced to like football and support Bolton against their will's by their dads.

You can feck right off!

Congratulations on the job, but steer clear of women for now and certainly don't take one to the football. You'll soon get pissed off at being asked questions every two minutes. I did!

For the record, my daughter hates football as a result of having had a season ticket for 2-3 seasons when she was younger.

Don't worry BP I was only having a laugh, being that you from Tonge I'm not gonna mess with you. The other forum member in question (who's daughter is my age) is from somewhere even rougher. Given you tried to get your lass to support Bolton did you try (and subsequently fail) to get her to become an accountant as well?

You really know how to endear yourself to your fellow posters Dan

[bwfcdan94]

Alright I'll stop taking the p*ss now as clearly I'm getting on people's nerves.

[Dujon]

Of course I'm happy, Dan!

I live in a lovely part of a great country with abundant flora and fauna on my doorstep and a quite acceptable climate. As Monty pointed out though, I'm easily pleased.

That's good however I am not sure the story of only ever kissing one girl is true, I swear you said you had been married 3 times or am I mixing you up with another forum member?

Monty's correct, Dan. If we (not Monty and me) both make it then it'll be 44 years in October. Now there's a target for you, fella. Add to that the fact that we own our house and the land on which it stands and owe no one money - not even a farthing; as an 'accountant' that'll break your heart.

[Hoboh]

I want

[Dujon]

The caravan or the bloke on the left?

[thebish]

I want

nahhh - hobes - get a grip!! that bike is just monstrously ugly... (not helped by the hideous attempt at photoshoppery)

for cool and style - the one you just bought beats it hands down

[bwfcdan94]

Of course I'm happy, Dan!

I live in a lovely part of a great country with abundant flora and fauna on my doorstep and a quite acceptable climate. As Monty pointed out though, I'm easily pleased.

That's good however I am not sure the story of only ever kissing one girl is true, I swear you said you had been married 3 times or am I mixing you up with another forum member?

Monty's correct, Dan. If we (not Monty and me) both make it then it'll be 44 years in October. Now there's a target for you, fella. Add to that the fact that we own our house and the land on which it stands and owe no one money - not even a farthing; as an 'accountant' that'll break your heart.

Your not suppose to do the accounts for people you know anyhow.

[Bruce Rioja]

I want

The bloke at the end of our street has one of these three-wheeled Honda Gold Wing jobbies which he spends endless hours polishing. Only, every time I see it I can't help thinking - why didn't you just buy a car instead?

[Hoboh]

I want

The bloke at the end of our street has one of these three-wheeled Honda Gold Wing jobbies which he spends endless hours polishing. Only, every time I see it I can't help thinking - why didn't you just buy a car instead?

Must confess I think like that about trikes as well

The bike in the pic though has two wheels and to sum it up if you'll excuse the Yank it's a 605 V8 chevvy engined Boss Hoss (tad over 6000 cc I guess in our terms)
That bugger would be a real head turner, traffic stopping eye popping bit of kit, doubt even a truck would argue with it
Downside, stopping at every garage you pass

[Hoboh]

I want

nahhh - hobes - get a grip!! that bike is just monstrously ugly... (not helped by the hideous attempt at photoshoppery)

for cool and style - the one you just bought beats it hands down

Thanks bish

[CrazyHorse]

Six litre? Fooking nora.

[Bruce Rioja]

Tickets scored for Manchester Orchestra at The Ritz in October

[thebish]

That bugger would be a real head turner, traffic stopping eye popping bit of kit, doubt even a truck would argue with it
Downside, stopping at every garage you pass

plus - you'd be dusting it all day!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Six litre? Fooking nora.

If it has the Chevie 605 ci V8 engine, it is nearly 10 litres! These exist but not in the standard factory package. I think Hoboh's picture may be the 502 which is merely 8.23 litres.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Six litre? Fooking nora.

If it has the Chevie 605 ci V8 engine, it is nearly 10 litres! These exist but not in the standard factory package. I think Hoboh's picture may be the 502 which is merely 8.23 litres.

Whatever fecking size it is, it'll be ridden by a knob who thinks it's cool to hang out with all the other knobs displaying their shiny tools on a bank holiday weekend in Matlock Bath.