Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:02 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:2 observations on that 'football' game yesterday

Who scheduled it for Sunday tea time - Just who the fook was doing the cooking

And 2, saw this little lady and thought of David, ex Arsenal keeper

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I have several observations about you but they are far too rude to be put on a public forum.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:22 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:2 observations on that 'football' game yesterday

Who scheduled it for Sunday tea time - Just who the fook was doing the cooking

And 2, saw this little lady and thought of David, ex Arsenal keeper

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I have several observations about you but they are far too rude to be put on a public forum.
Jeez you'll be getting caps excited.....

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:07 am

She's pmed me and now I can hardly walk
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:13 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:She's pmed me and now I can hardly walk
I think you'll find the struggling to walk is old age. If you speak to your doc am sure they will help you out by providing a zimmer frame.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:21 am

I'm sure you could get me up without a zimmer
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:50 pm

Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:52 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:I'm sure you could get me up without a zimmer
.... still using your bicycle Caps ??
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:47 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
My opinion of men has gone down a fair bit since I joined this forum...

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:49 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
My opinion of men has gone down a fair bit since I joined this forum...
... & we really are quite civilised.
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Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:51 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
My opinion of men has gone down a fair bit since I joined this forum...
... & we really are quotecivilised.
You're excepted from that generalisation bobo. You are lovely and my hero ;)

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:58 pm

Sarcasm is unbecoming.
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:00 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Sarcasm is unbecoming.
I wasn't being sarcastic. Perhaps not right at the very top of my hero super league but you are lovely and kind (even if you may hide it quite well on here)

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by thebish » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:06 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
My opinion of men has gone down a fair bit since I joined this forum...
i'm sure we're all devastated.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:49 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
My opinion of men has gone down a fair bit since I joined this forum...
IMHO GG I believe if I joined a forum that was 98% female I would be considered a weird creep. So I'm not sure which is worse. Remember however as I have pointed out on many occasions to other forum members, in person generally people are much nicer.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:56 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Another forum where GG is left having to defend women's right's it's so sad that as men we are all so ignorant. Of course women can play football on a similar size pitch as men and with similar goals,just not as well.
My opinion of men has gone down a fair bit since I joined this forum...
IMHO GG I believe if I joined a forum that was 98% female I would be considered a weird creep. So I'm not sure which is worse. Remember however as I have pointed out on many occasions to other forum members, in person generally people are much nicer.
My last comment was a bit harsh, it was just your slightly sexist undertones wound me up (and you're not the only one). That and some of the crass comments made about women as sex objects disappoint me at times, but I have made some very good friends on this forum and actually, as far as football forums go its a lot more mature, grown up and sensible then most (even with you on it ;) ) so I take it back.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:42 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote: IMHO GG I believe if I joined a forum that was 98% female I would be considered a weird creep.
But this one's 98% male. Result = same! :conf:
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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote: IMHO GG I believe if I joined a forum that was 98% female I would be considered a weird creep.
But this one's 98% male. Result = same! :conf:
I think we male members should put this to the test by joining female dominated forums. Bruce can research this and allocate us one each.
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:06 pm

:D
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God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?

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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:10 pm

... and post photos of ourselves like this one of me on holiday in Skegness last year.
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by thebish » Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:24 pm

^ presumably these are guys off for a traditional epiphany dip!

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