Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[bobo the clown]

It's a shit-hole.

[Bruce Rioja]

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You obviously don't have cats Bruce. It's most annoying when they shit on the bed!

[Bruce Rioja]

You obviously don't have cats Bruce. It's most annoying when they shit on the bed!

If I did then I'd want a proper miserable bastard like that one. Absolutely adorable. Here he is again, look;

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

My 2 are getting on a bit and the old boy has the odd accident. He's an ace cat though - top sense of humour and likes to play tricks on you. He's a miserable bugger most of the time though

[bobo the clown]

My 2 are getting on a bit and the old boy has the odd accident. He's an ace cat though - top sense of humour and likes to play tricks on you. He's a miserable bugger most of the time though

Your cat has a sense of humour ?

Oh my ..... cat people are a mystery.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

My 2 are getting on a bit and the old boy has the odd accident. He's an ace cat though - top sense of humour and likes to play tricks on you. He's a miserable bugger most of the time though

Your cat has a sense of humour ?

Oh my ..... cat people are a mystery.

Yep. He's a clever bastard.

[bwfcdan94]

Mine is even less intelligent than me and is probably the thickest animal ever. He was the one who didn't realise that his head could be used as a battering ram to get out of a cat cage

[bobo the clown]

After you Bruce ........

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

[Gary the Enfield]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

That mean you're going to be disappearing for a while?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

As with most things, best get it done with and hope it's worth it Seriously though, wish you all the best with it and hope you're back soon.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

That mean you're going to be disappearing for a while?

Yep, for a while.

[malcd1]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

That mean you're going to be disappearing for a while?

Yep, for a while.

Locking you up in a padded cell at last then or have the police caught up with you?



(Don't worry I know why. Good luck.)

[LeverEnd]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

Good luck with it matey.

[Gary the Enfield]

I think I might just vacate to the depressed thread. Do we have one?

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

That mean you're going to be disappearing for a while?

Yep, for a while.

Locking you up in a padded cell at last then or have the police caught up with you?



(Don't worry I know why. Good luck.)

I don't. But good luck anyway.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I dunno... but there's an idea.

I got my date with destiny through yesterday. 2 July... great! *sigh*.

That mean you're going to be disappearing for a while?

Yep, for a while.

Locking you up in a padded cell at last then or have the police caught up with you?



(Don't worry I know why. Good luck.)

I don't. But good luck anyway.

ditto - or if I knew I have forgotten. Bon chance.

[Bruce Rioja]

I don't. But good luck anyway.

ditto - or if I knew I have forgotten. Bon chance.

All of that. Good luck, Spotty.

[thebish]

had a commital service at the crem today... got there before the hearse (they had decided to go a scenic route and got stuck in Paignton holiday traffic!)

anyway - chatting with the attendant, passing the time of day - and he was telling me about the funeral last-but-one - a monumentally huge bloke who had (famously) dropped dead in Sainsbury's...

attendant told me that the bloke was only just within the capacity of the cremator - and that Dave was out back now having to keep a very close eye on him and "keep him under control"... it took me a while to work out what he meant - and he then spelled it out for me... not pretty...

i conducted the service a little nervously awaiting shouts of "stand back!" ... "run for your lives" from out back...


for those who want to know more... http://www.calebwilde.com/2012/06/morbi ... cremation/