Today I'm angry about.....

[Bijou Bob]

Fecking cats. New tenants have just rung. The house is infested with fleas. That's the tenant's bond gone completely. I fecking, bast4rding knew thus would happen.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Fecking cats. New tenants have just rung. The house is infested with fleas. That's the tenant's bond gone completely. I fecking, bast4rding knew thus would happen.

We used the smoke bombs you can get off Amazon and then steam cleaned the carpets when one of our cats brought some in. Worked a treat.

[bobo the clown]

Did you withold any money from her ?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Just face it... there are downsides to being capitalist bastards!

[jaffka]

Feckin slum landlord, letting out sub par feckin property.

[Bijou Bob]

feck off, it's a lovely hovel I'll have you know. Withheld all of her deposit which just about covers the carpets, light bulbs, smoke detector batteries and fumigation. I hope the bitch gets crabs. Feckin cats.

[Montreal Wanderer]

feck off, it's a lovely hovel I'll have you know. Withheld all of her deposit which just about covers the carpets, light bulbs, smoke detector batteries and fumigation. I hope the bitch gets crabs. Feckin cats.

You seem to have altered your tune re former tenant from when she first left. I wonder what other horrors await.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Only gone and burnt my hand again This time on a baking tray that I'd managed to set fire to the baking paper on it

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

This week is just plain crap

Brother in law is away and found he's been broken in to between our visits to check on the house. Had the Arab version of CSI for hours with a trail of increasingly important policemen calling round. I'm up to a major so far, but half expecting a colonel any time now. Just hope the bro in law has kept his alcohol license up to date as CID were taking an interest in his drinks cabinet!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

This week is just plain crap

Brother in law is away and found he's been broken in to between our visits to check on the house. Had the Arab version of CSI for hours with a trail of increasingly important policemen calling round. I'm up to a major so far, but half expecting a colonel any time now. Just hope the bro in law has kept his alcohol license up to date as CID were taking an interest in his drinks cabinet!

Less than 72 hours later the culprits are in the Bur Dubai Hilton, looking worse for wear and feeling very sorry for themselves. Also retrieved some of the stuff that was nicked. Hurrah for national ID cards and a proper police service.

[Montreal Wanderer]

This week is just plain crap

Brother in law is away and found he's been broken in to between our visits to check on the house. Had the Arab version of CSI for hours with a trail of increasingly important policemen calling round. I'm up to a major so far, but half expecting a colonel any time now. Just hope the bro in law has kept his alcohol license up to date as CID were taking an interest in his drinks cabinet!

Less than 72 hours later the culprits are in the Bur Dubai Hilton, looking worse for wear and feeling very sorry for themselves. Also retrieved some of the stuff that was nicked. Hurrah for national ID cards and a proper police service.

Still, one hopes they do not lose their hands...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This week is just plain crap

Brother in law is away and found he's been broken in to between our visits to check on the house. Had the Arab version of CSI for hours with a trail of increasingly important policemen calling round. I'm up to a major so far, but half expecting a colonel any time now. Just hope the bro in law has kept his alcohol license up to date as CID were taking an interest in his drinks cabinet!

Less than 72 hours later the culprits are in the Bur Dubai Hilton, looking worse for wear and feeling very sorry for themselves. Also retrieved some of the stuff that was nicked. Hurrah for national ID cards and a proper police service.

Still, one hopes they do not lose their hands...

It's Dubai, not the magic kingdom!

[Prufrock]

The human race. First two items on the news:

Passenger plane shot down

Three Palestinian children killed in Israeli missile strike.

People are fecking shit sometimes.

[Bruce Rioja]

The human race. First two items on the news:

Passenger plane shot down

Three Palestinian children killed in Israeli missile strike.

People are fecking shit sometimes.

And weren't these three children killed by a 'knock on the roof' missile?

Four young boys murdered yesterday whilst playing footie on the beach.

[Prufrock]

I was going to put "killed by an Israeli 'warning shot' missile" because I thought I'd caught that on the news but didn't have time to check. And I hadn't heard about the footballing kids.

If you're aiming missiles at civilians and kids then regardless of your cause, you're a dick. People suck. Hits you sometimes, that they're actual kids, who were alive yesterday and aren't now, killed by two sets of pricks for something that they had nothing to do with. Wankers.

[BWFC_Insane]

I was going to put "killed by an Israeli 'warning shot' missile" because I thought I'd caught that on the news but didn't have time to check. And I hadn't heard about the footballing kids.

If you're aiming missiles at civilians and kids then regardless of your cause, you're a dick. People suck. Hits you sometimes, that they're actual kids, who were alive yesterday and aren't now, killed by two sets of pricks for something that they had nothing to do with. Wankers.

Exactly this. Absolutely zero excuse. Horrific and makes me sick thinking about it.

[Bruce Rioja]

Sides aside, if anyone isn't saddened hugely by this then they must have a swinging brick for a heart.

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[bwfcdan94]

Today I found out (as expected) that I failed my retake, I can't help but feel I wasted 1000s of hour in lessons/revising, £100s on train fares to Reading, £40 to retake the exam and of course the days holiday. Almost as much of time and money as watching our failing football team.

[Dujon]

Commiserations, Dan. Welcome to the 'real' world and 'real' jobs where real people are required to do real work. I suppose that your job is no different from most - meaning that it is not good enough to be clever in one skill but also to understand the 'whys' and the 'wherefores' involved and be able to adapt to them. As far as bemoaning the fact that you have spent a few bob goes then forget it; it's time you bemoaned your own performance and try and work out why you failed (not once, but twice - even after much revision time being allowed you!). Good luck.

[clapton is god]

Having a day out in Blackpool tomorrow (don't ask!) and with the expected inclement weather in mind thought we might venture into the Tower and ballroom for a trip up the Tower etc etc. Just looked at the website and have changed my mind. Four of us going, 2 adults and 2 17yr olds - day out in the Tower = £360!

They are having a laugh, Shirley.