Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..
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Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..
A thread to predict doom and savage conflict come Wednesday eventide.....
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I'll be listening to this one on the radio whilst hiding behind the sofa.
At least we will probably only have to face Drogba rather than Diego Costa.
At least we will probably only have to face Drogba rather than Diego Costa.
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If we manage to keep it to single figures, I'm chalking down as a win.
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I think that we'll be narrowly beaten by Chelsea's academy players, which Douglas will then attempt to portray as his group of honest players being able to hold their own against one of Europe's leading sides.
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Re: Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..
I had a dream:
Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1.
Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1.
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I don't think we'll do that badly.
Lets keep it in perspective and context.
Lets keep it in perspective and context.
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Re: Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..
Nice scnario Tango - but no replays in the milky rumbelows cup I'm afraid.
I fear we'll ship in a bus load so will go for an optimistic 1-3 defeat
I fear we'll ship in a bus load so will go for an optimistic 1-3 defeat
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Ah well, I said it was a but a dream...Harry Genshaw wrote:Nice scnario Tango - but no replays in the milky rumbelows cup I'm afraid.
I fear we'll ship in a bus load so will go for an optimistic 1-3 defeat
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Chelsea will be in with a chance as DF will play our second string, given we have a big game v Derby this Saturday.
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That's some dreaming Tango. GtE has more chance of getting his hands on PennyTANGODANCER wrote:I had a dream:
Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1.
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:That's some dreaming Tango. GtE has more chance of getting his hands on PennyTANGODANCER wrote:I had a dream:
Chelsea will batter away at us ceaselessly, hit the bar, have impossible saves made against them and not score, Craig Davies twice heading off our goal line. Jose will get increasingly annoyed and replace Drogba with Diego Costa and, wonder of wonders, a headed clearance will catch all the Blues in our half and Chungy will sprint away and score. With eight seconds of the ten-minutes added time to go, John Terry will throw himself in the air and win a penalty which will be converted. Th replay at the Macron will be a sell-out and we will lose 9-1.
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Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses?
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses?
If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.
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I didn't know that Josef Fritzl had moved to Enfield.
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It had a big red circle to highlight it!Gary the Enfield wrote:Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses?
If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:It had a big red circle to highlight it!Gary the Enfield wrote:Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses?
If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.
She WILL be mine one day, oh Yes, she will.
Still not enough to draw MY eye you Camel Confuser.
Except to remind me she is currently under the sway of the Bardem. Curse his proximity.
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Re: Once more unto the Bridge dear friends...Chelsea..
Probably been photoshopped anyway Gary. Here's what it really looks like...Gary the Enfield wrote:Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:It had a big red circle to highlight it!Gary the Enfield wrote:Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses?
If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.
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Still not enough to draw MY eye you Camel Confuser.
Except to remind me she is currently under the sway of the Bardem. Curse his proximity.
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Probably been photoshopped anyway Gary. Here's what it really looks like...Gary the Enfield wrote:Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:It had a big red circle to highlight it!Gary the Enfield wrote:Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Obsessed with Penny pinching blokes arses?
If you see that picture and only see the bloke's arse then I worry for you.
She WILL be mine one day, oh Yes, she will.
Still not enough to draw MY eye you Camel Confuser.
Except to remind me she is currently under the sway of the Bardem. Curse his proximity.
I'm all about dat Bass!
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I think if we can get the ball in their half we should consider that a moral victory.
This is going to be cataclysmic.
This is going to be cataclysmic.
I'm not asking you to 'think outside the box' I just wish you'd have a rummage around in it once in a while.
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