General Chit Chat

[Bruce Rioja]

Horrible to watch when he got dragged away.. One of those things I wish I hadn't seen. Poor bloke

Likewise. How'd he got in there / what was he doing in there in the first place?

[General Mannerheim]

i think you can tell from the video its pretty easy to get into, but he was a fruitcake apparently, mentally unstable with an affinity for tigers.

[Bruce Rioja]

This is probably a long shot. Bro's birthday coming up and he wants me to get him a book on keeping ducks. No, really he does. He already has a few (ducks, not books). Does anyone by any chance know of the best available book I can buy him?

[wigan white]

This is probably a long shot. Bro's birthday coming up and he wants me to get him a book on keeping ducks. No, really he does. He already has a few (ducks, not books). Does anyone by any chance know of the best available book I can buy him?

Have you looked in "WATERstones"???

[Little Green Man]

Does anyone by any chance know of the best available book I can buy him?

Something by JG Mallard?

[Bruce Rioja]

[Little Green Man]

Well if you don't fancy the Mallard and you can't source a dusty copy of Drake's Progress, there's always this:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6010 ... sing_Ducks" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bobo the clown]

You must have been quackers to ask this on here. You are never going to live this down !! Eider you make a clean breast of it or you'll be off to the beak.

[Bruce Rioja]

Well if you don't fancy the Mallard and you can't source a dusty copy of Drake's Progress, there's always this:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6010 ... sing_Ducks" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Mate that looks to be just the job. Cheers.

[boltonboris]

There's always this one too.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Duck-Cookbook ... 1584792957" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruce Rioja]

There's always this one too.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Duck-Cookbook ... 1584792957" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'll get that one for his Mrs.

[Prufrock]

You must have been quackers to ask this on here. You are never going to live this down !! Eider you make a clean breast of it or you'll be off to the beak.

Give us some bloody respect !

[Bijou Bob]

It appears it's going to be a day of faux pas in the office today. As it was my turn to be Brew Bitch, I wandered round the office taking orders, at which point the new guy in the office asked for tea. With two sweeteners. Perhaps I should have reflected on his love for Kylie and his hate of football before I splurted out "2 sweeteners??! You Fairy". I've just followed this up by telling another colleague, who had just poured a great cup of coffee from our cafetiere, that her plunging technique was second to none.

I may go home now.

[bobo the clown]

It appears it's going to be a day of faux pas in the office today. As it was my turn to be Brew Bitch, I wandered round the office taking orders, at which point the new guy in the office asked for tea. With two sweeteners. Perhaps I should have reflected on his love for Kylie and his hate of football before I splurted out "2 sweeteners??! You Fairy". I've just followed this up by telling another colleague, who had just poured a great cup of coffee from our cafetiere, that her plunging technique was second to none.

I may go home now.

You haven't realised yet that the new guy is gay, have you ??

Off for a re-education course soon for you me-thinks.

[Bruce Rioja]

Bijou Bob's Gunga Din moment. It was only ever a matter of time.

[Bijou Bob]

Bijou Bob's Gunga Din moment. It was only ever a matter of time.

[Bijou Bob]

And it continues! I'm on a roll today. Sat in a tele conference I reached for a biscuit. A voice behind me said "A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips" to which I replied, noting my slim frame "Some of us can stand it". The shocked silence in the room told me it was our Huuuge director of public health without me even having to turn round. She initially took it in good part, although she's looking a tad miffed now.

I blame my medication.

[Bruce Rioja]

Have you got Bobo's number? I believe his rates are reasonable.

[bobo the clown]

Have you got Bobo's number? I believe his rates are reasonable.

No ... they really aren't. Though I am willing to discount when it's really funny.

[thebish]

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