The Official You Tube/weird world thread.

[TANGODANCER]

Police in Nigeria who arrested the black-magic, shape-changer robber, opened his cell this morning to find he had become a human again. Later he will appear in court charged with robbery and acting the goat.

[Gary the Enfield]

Indeed, who'd use a Mazda as a getaway car? Reedhiculous.

How would he know that ..... he's a fckg goat ????

Ah, but it is a robber who has transformed into a goat. The human robber would know. If it was just a goat then it would be rediculous but it isn't.

Not necessarily. He could be a goat who turned into a robber.

[Prufrock]

Why didn't he just turn into a Mazda?

[KeyserSoze]

Stay hip, kev

https://twitter.com/granitetide/status/ ... 44?lang=en" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LeverEnd]

Stay hip, kev

https://twitter.com/granitetide/status/ ... 44?lang=en" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I went to watch his Jay and Silent Bob Get Old show at The Apollo a couple of years ago. It was dreadful, totally idle, complacent and arrogant bullshit. I thought he was great in the 90s, now he's disappeared up his own arse and that photo does little to change my mind.
To quote Jay, 'feck Kevin Smith, feck him up his stupid ass!'

[Beefheart]

Stay hip, kev

https://twitter.com/granitetide/status/ ... 44?lang=en" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I went to watch his Jay and Silent Bob Get Old show at The Apollo a couple of years ago. It was dreadful, totally idle, complacent and arrogant bullshit. I thought he was great in the 90s, now he's disappeared up his own arse and that photo does little to change my mind.
To quote Jay, 'feck Kevin Smith, feck him up his stupid ass!'

Felt similar when I went watching Trailer Park Boys live sometime last year. Really felt like they were just cashing in, plus the audience was fill of drunken dick heads shouting out catchphrases, yeah like I paid to come listen to you say that shite.

Re: Kevin Smith, he's done some good films - Clerks (& Clerks II to be fair), Dogma and Red State. He's made some ok films, and some terrible films. He's certainly not a good enough filmmaker to call out P T Anderson because he didn't like Magnolia.

[LeverEnd]

Stay hip, kev

https://twitter.com/granitetide/status/ ... 44?lang=en" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I went to watch his Jay and Silent Bob Get Old show at The Apollo a couple of years ago. It was dreadful, totally idle, complacent and arrogant bullshit. I thought he was great in the 90s, now he's disappeared up his own arse and that photo does little to change my mind.
To quote Jay, 'feck Kevin Smith, feck him up his stupid ass!'

Felt similar when I went watching Trailer Park Boys live sometime last year. Really felt like they were just cashing in, plus the audience was fill of drunken dick heads shouting out catchphrases, yeah like I paid to come listen to you say that shite.

Re: Kevin Smith, he's done some good films - Clerks (& Clerks II to be fair), Dogma and Red State. He's made some ok films, and some terrible films. He's certainly not a good enough filmmaker to call out P T Anderson because he didn't like Magnolia.

Not familiar with that one.
What irritated me most was how desperate people were to find it funny, the kind of over the top laughter of people dying to show everyone around them that they 'got' an in-joke. Pricks.

[Beefheart]

Stay hip, kev

https://twitter.com/granitetide/status/ ... 44?lang=en" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I went to watch his Jay and Silent Bob Get Old show at The Apollo a couple of years ago. It was dreadful, totally idle, complacent and arrogant bullshit. I thought he was great in the 90s, now he's disappeared up his own arse and that photo does little to change my mind.
To quote Jay, 'feck Kevin Smith, feck him up his stupid ass!'

Felt similar when I went watching Trailer Park Boys live sometime last year. Really felt like they were just cashing in, plus the audience was fill of drunken dick heads shouting out catchphrases, yeah like I paid to come listen to you say that shite.

Re: Kevin Smith, he's done some good films - Clerks (& Clerks II to be fair), Dogma and Red State. He's made some ok films, and some terrible films. He's certainly not a good enough filmmaker to call out P T Anderson because he didn't like Magnolia.

Not familiar with that one.
What irritated me most was how desperate people were to find it funny, the kind of over the top laughter of people dying to show everyone around them that they 'got' an in-joke. Pricks.

Just to clarify, Trailer Park Boys doesn't have anything to do with Kevin Smith. Your story just reminded me of the experience.

[LeverEnd]

No I realised that, just looked them up. Had never heard of that show. Smith and Mewes have done another one this year. Bollocks to that!

[KeyserSoze]

Feckin hell, Saturday Night Live didn't old back in the old days!

(cw: n-word. Part of a sketch on race relations with Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor)

[bobo the clown]

Blimey, Venison anyone ??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... blood.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bobo the clown]

I saw this advert on an HR site today ....

Recruitment Administrator
Hyphen - Gloucestershire
The Role : Coordinate collation of relevant information for new starters, eg reference checks.
Requirements : Attention to detail, experience in working with Excel.
Salary : £200,000 a year

[TANGODANCER]

Obviously faked, but well done and funny. You can start it a minute in.

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[EverSoYouri]

Telling stats about British values.

Fund for family of Alan Henning (kidnapped and beheaded whilst on a mercy mission to Syria) £30k

Fund for Manchester Dogs' Home (burnt down by teenage arsonist). £2m

Now, I'm a bit of a dog lover myself but...

[Bruce Rioja]

A helpful sticker here;

[Bruce Rioja]

What? So up to now this has been perfectly alright, has it?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10 ... 1413199994" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[jaffka]

Did the original animal farm film come from Denmark?

[bobo the clown]

What? So up to now this has been perfectly alright, has it?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10 ... 1413199994" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Arrff.

.... apparently you've got till sometime next year when the bill comes into being to legitimately lay a duck. Till then pet brothels will remain legal and it seems 1 in 4 don't agree !!

"The bill, which will also require a change in the country’s welfare animal laws, will be introduced by the Danish government in 2015, Reuters reports.

According to a recent poll carried out by Gallup, 76 per cent of the Danish population support banning sex with animals.

In recent years there have been disturbing reports of the increasing popularity of “erotic zoos” where zoophiles are encouraged to visit and abuse animals including llamas and goats".

[Bijou Bob]

Feckin Eck!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ot-learned" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Worthy4England]

Feckin Eck!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ot-learned" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Wonder when they're going to introduce Goal-line Surface to Air defenses?