Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:33 pm

So, Nearly Mrs Bob is on a health kick and in a bid to show some solidarity, and just in case it proved to be a miracle cure, I agreed to sample some of her 'Pure aloe vera'. "Take 20 mils" she said, it's great for arthritis, joint pain and your skin. I took the 20 mils just as she added ".....and apparently it cleanses the colon".

Gentlemen, I can confirm that indeed it does. Still, in the last 2 and a half hours, I've found my daughter a car, bought a coat from Jeff Banks and read the online Guardian, all whilst attempting to 5hit myself to death. Feckin aloe vera.........
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:36 pm

Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket? :-)

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:39 pm

Bizarre. Just drove back into Bolton from Manchester and there was a bloke walking southbound between the two carriageways of the northbound side. Just staring at the horizon and walking towards it. Hope he's OK. :?
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:39 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:So, Nearly Mrs Bob is on a health kick and in a bid to show some solidarity, and just in case it proved to be a miracle cure, I agreed to sample some of her 'Pure aloe vera'. "Take 20 mils" she said, it's great for arthritis, joint pain and your skin. I took the 20 mils just as she added ".....and apparently it cleanses the colon".

Gentlemen, I can confirm that indeed it does. Still, in the last 2 and a half hours, I've found my daughter a car, bought a coat from Jeff Banks and read the online Guardian, all whilst attempting to 5hit myself to death. Feckin aloe vera.........
Living were you do some 'not quite' shellfish could have done the job just as well.


I take it n-q-m-b is fine & dandy ??
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:45 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket? :-)
Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought :D
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:20 pm

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Post by jaffka » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:36 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket? :-)
Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought :D
Maybe just glancing at your speedometer will help :wink:

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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:52 pm

jaffka wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket? :-)
Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought :D
Maybe just glancing at your speedometer will help :wink:

I did. About 200 metres too late.
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Post by jaffka » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:00 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
jaffka wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket? :-)
Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought :D
Maybe just glancing at your speedometer will help :wink:

I did. About 200 metres too late.
How fecking fast were you going :shock:

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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:35 pm

I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:44 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.
Was it not you who advised the rest of us that the rule is 10% + 3, or somesuch?
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.
Was it not you who advised the rest of us that the rule is 10% + 3, or somesuch?
he'll Bob. Now you know why I kept it to myself when I got booked. A combination of smug b'stards, piss takers and holier than-thou are well with avoiding.
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Post by LeverEnd » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Bizarre. Just drove back into Bolton from Manchester and there was a bloke walking southbound between the two carriageways of the northbound side. Just staring at the horizon and walking towards it. Hope he's OK. :?
Physically he is it seems, been sectioned though.
Heard about it earlier.

http://m.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/13348 ... 66_bridge/
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:02 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Bizarre. Just drove back into Bolton from Manchester and there was a bloke walking southbound between the two carriageways of the northbound side. Just staring at the horizon and walking towards it. Hope he's OK. :?
Physically he is it seems, been sectioned though.
Heard about it earlier.

http://m.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/13348 ... 66_bridge/
Relating to your previous post regarding the BN comments. Can't they just make anyone wishing to comment take a simple IQ test? I'm certain that 99% of the people commenting don't have single fecking brain cell between them. None of them understands the word compassion. The fecking inbred, racist c*nts!

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Post by LeverEnd » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:08 pm

Take the pledge not to read them!
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:10 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.
Was it not you who advised the rest of us that the rule is 10% + 3, or somesuch?
The rule of thumb used to be 10% plus 2. Ie you got potted for anything over 35 in a 30, 46 in a 40. That seems to have gone out of the windows, but in any case, I was over that. :oops:
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:16 pm

LeverEnd wrote:Take the pledge not to read them!
You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!

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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:00 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Take the pledge not to read them!
You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!
Which reads exactly like the comments column. How did BP pass the exam to get on here?!
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Post by LeverEnd » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:14 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Burnden Paddock wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Take the pledge not to read them!
You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!
Which reads exactly like the comments column. How did BP pass the exam to get on here?!
Yeah the f!*king c$!t. And he's from
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:19 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Burnden Paddock wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Take the pledge not to read them!
You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!
Which reads exactly like the comments column. How did BP pass the exam to get on here?!
Except on my part there is a huge amount of sarcasm. Whereas the comments on the BN page are the genuinely held beliefs of a rather worryingly large number of people.

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