The athletics/running thread

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

More like your greasy mushroom.

I thought the rugger buggers were a weird lot, but you runaround folk are even more strange

[Gary the Enfield]

More like your greasy mushroom.

I thought the rugger buggers were a weird lot, but you runaround folk are even more strange

Huzzah!

[Harry Genshaw]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Not there for a couple of weeks. Enjoy the run. The breakfast and company hasn't improved any!

[Burnden Paddock]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Not there for a couple of weeks. Enjoy the run. The breakfast and company hasn't improved any!

Are you broken again?

[Harry Genshaw]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Not there for a couple of weeks. Enjoy the run. The breakfast and company hasn't improved any!

Are you broken again?

Not repaired from last time . Got to rest the hamstring another week yet. I might come along to watch in the unlikely event I wake up early

[Burnden Paddock]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

No, but I fancy some breakfast action. Will you be at that?

Do I need to put the kettle on?

[Burnden Paddock]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Not there for a couple of weeks. Enjoy the run. The breakfast and company hasn't improved any!

Are you broken again?

Not repaired from last time . Got to rest the hamstring another week yet. I might come along to watch in the unlikely event I wake up early

Guess it takes longer to heal at your age! Surely you can get your arse to the Watermillock for 10am to enjoy a 'breakfast with champions'.

[Harry Genshaw]

Guess it takes longer to heal at your age! Surely you can get your arse to the Watermillock for 10am to enjoy a 'breakfast with champions'.

Oi grandad! Would be nice but the dogs not learnt to walk himself yet. I'll see what I can do. Who are these champions of which you speak?

[Gooner Girl]

Guess it takes longer to heal at your age! Surely you can get your arse to the Watermillock for 10am to enjoy a 'breakfast with champions'.

At his age?! Pretty sure he's not quite 47 yet. Unlike some. You're both near enough 50 though.

Breakfast with champions?! If the Arsenal double winning team is going to be there you can save me a space next to Freddie Ljungberg!

[LeverEnd]

So I've wasted my time practising the 8 other events? I was expecting to follow in the footsteps of HHH most famous son!

I see you more likely to follow in the footsteps of Daley's predecessor as Olympic Decathlon Champion, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.

[Burnden Paddock]

Guess it takes longer to heal at your age! Surely you can get your arse to the Watermillock for 10am to enjoy a 'breakfast with champions'.

At his age?! Pretty sure he's not quite 47 yet. Unlike some. You're both near enough 50 though.

Breakfast with champions?! If the Arsenal double winning team is going to be there you can save me a space next to Freddie Ljungberg!

47 is the new erm 46?

Sorry. Its the 1997 BWFC Division One title winning team. There's a spare seat next to Big Ged?

[Burnden Paddock]

So I've wasted my time practising the 8 other events? I was expecting to follow in the footsteps of HHH most famous son!

I see you more likely to follow in the footsteps of Daley's predecessor as Olympic Decathlon Champion, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.

Cnut!

[Gooner Girl]

So I've wasted my time practising the 8 other events? I was expecting to follow in the footsteps of HHH most famous son!

I see you more likely to follow in the footsteps of Daley's predecessor as Olympic Decathlon Champion, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.

[Burnden Paddock]

So I've wasted my time practising the 8 other events? I was expecting to follow in the footsteps of HHH most famous son!

I see you more likely to follow in the footsteps of Daley's predecessor as Olympic Decathlon Champion, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.

Oi. Don't encourage him. The lanky streak of piss!

[Bruce Rioja]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Yep. See you there, Buddy.

[Gary the Enfield]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Yep. See you there, Buddy.

Yup, bright and early.

Mrs GtE and Little Miss GtE will be in attendance too.

[LeverEnd]

Anybody doing Park Run on Saturday?

I find myself in God's own country once again.

Yep. See you there, Buddy.

Yup, bright and early.

Mrs GtE and Little Miss GtE will be in attendance too.

No swearing then Bruce, you foul-mouthed c*nt!

[LeverEnd]

Harry G should come and marshal with me. My sole aim for the next few months of Parkrun is to acquaint myself with Bang-Tidy.

[Burnden Paddock]

Harry G should come and marshal with me. My sole aim for the next few months of Parkrun is to acquaint myself with Bang-Tidy.

Take a crutch tomorrow and go for the sympathy vote. Chicks love crutches. I think that's what someone once told me.

[Gary the Enfield]

Harry G should come and marshal with me. My sole aim for the next few months of Parkrun is to acquaint myself with Bang-Tidy.

Take a crutch tomorrow and go for the sympathy vote. Chicks love crutches. I think that's what someone once told me.

You may need to (discreetly) point her out to me too. Is she a good runner? Will I be able to run up Cruella behind or is she too fast/ slow?