TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:46 pm

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Winner! Over to you, your holiness
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:06 pm

ooo - look - I won!

pardon the delay...

spotted this today - wtf???

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Post by KeyserSoze » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:15 pm

Wenger: 'Associated members of the Arsenal fan club, I'm delighted to announce that our new back four are here, here, here and here.'
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Post by Andy Waller » Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:50 am

thebish wrote:ooo - look - I won!

pardon the delay...

spotted this today - wtf???

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:50 am

thebish wrote:ooo - look - I won!

pardon the delay...

spotted this today - wtf???

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:55 am

OK.. Pru has killed it off!!!

the Worthy winner - is Worthy!!

over to you, Worthy! :D
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Hoboh » Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:20 am

In Worthy's failure to respond I thought I just had to throw this one in :mrgreen:

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Post by wigan white » Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:15 pm

Hoboh wrote:In Worthy's failure to respond I thought I just had to throw this one in :mrgreen:

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:10 pm

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Any takers?
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Any takers?
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:16 pm

^^ That's way out in front at the moment...
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Dujon » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:07 am

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Any takers?
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Enoch » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:37 am

F*ck it!

I've only come out without me stylish leatherette cap. Maybe no c*nt will notice.
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