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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:39 pm

is it a british pigeon or has it just come into your garden to leech off our british pigeon rescue people???

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Post by Hoboh » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:52 pm

thebish wrote:is it a british pigeon or has it just come into your garden to leech off our british pigeon rescue people???
Well as far as I can tell, it's not claiming any benefits nor trying to pinch any low skilled work out there! :mrgreen:
It's quite cute actually and fairly friendly mind I have read it can take up to a month to recover if its wing is broken, I hope it does not out stay its welcome because I know who will end up looking after it.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:57 pm

Hoboh wrote:Got a bloody pigeon in the dining room in a big box, the missis found it in the garden with a dodgy wing so it's being kept warm, watered and fed until it can fly again.
Oh and my garage has been requisitioned as an exercise area for it!
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:58 pm

Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:is it a british pigeon or has it just come into your garden to leech off our british pigeon rescue people???
Well as far as I can tell, it's not claiming any benefits nor trying to pinch any low skilled work out there! :mrgreen:
It's quite cute actually and fairly friendly mind I have read it can take up to a month to recover if its wing is broken, I hope it does not out stay its welcome because I know who will end up looking after it.
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:04 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:is it a british pigeon or has it just come into your garden to leech off our british pigeon rescue people???
Well as far as I can tell, it's not claiming any benefits nor trying to pinch any low skilled work out there! :mrgreen:
It's quite cute actually and fairly friendly mind I have read it can take up to a month to recover if its wing is broken, I hope it does not out stay its welcome because I know who will end up looking after it.
Bloody overburdened NHS that's who!
National Hoboh Service?

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:36 pm

I had another one SLAM into a window today. No sign of dead, damaged, stunned or even mildly embarrassed bird .... but a large pigeon Turin Shroud on the glass. Interestingly upside down. I'm guessing it realised ... too late ... and tried to pull out.

Maybe it limped to Hoboland where it knew it'd be looked after.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by thebish » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:41 pm

^ these are ace!

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some bird expert wrote:Bird feathers have a waterproof oil on them. I imagine that's actually what's sticking to the glass after they hit it - which leaves the mark.'
To prevent birds striking windows the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds recommends fixing plastic stickers to windows. Stickers shaped like hawks and other birds of prey are particularly effective at scaring away most other types of birds. It is estimated that thousands of birds die each year by flying into windows.

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:17 pm

^^ brilliant pigeon bobo isn't that distinct. Good but not to that level.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:07 pm

Barny (named after the storm during which he appeared) is doing ok today, don't think his wing is broken, he attempted to fly in the garage, got to about 2 foot in the air for a couple of seconds then landed.
By God the bugger can crap!

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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:32 pm

are you feeding him on indian corn?

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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:36 pm

ok - it's time to put the lights up!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:46 pm

Not actually seen a house lit up yet, but one (thankfully not too near us, and first up-last down every year) is ready. You can see every wall already plasterted with Christmas paraphernelia, light being hung outside and a huge bracket hanging from a bedroom window. What that might be for is beyond imagination. Mind you, the town lights went on last night, so the council is leading by example on how to boost your electric bill to wish EON a very merry Christmas.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:37 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Not actually seen a house lit up yet, but one (thankfully not too near us, and first up-last down every year) is ready. You can see every wall already plasterted with Christmas paraphernelia, light being hung outside and a huge bracket hanging from a bedroom window. What that might be for is beyond imagination. Mind you, the town lights went on last night, so the council is leading by example on how to boost your electric bill to wish EON a very merry Christmas.
There's a house near to where I park up for the match that bids every 4ucker a Merry Christmas all year round. There's a house that I run past on South Drive that seasonally lights up like fecking Dresden, and now their next door neighbour has decided to join in! :roll:
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Post by thebish » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:31 pm

ha! sign on an Irish shop window.. :D

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Post by thebish » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:04 pm

hahahahahahaa!!

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Post by thebish » Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:00 pm

unfortunate use of reflection!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:43 pm

From the Times: A transgender prisoner has been found hanging in her cell at an all-male prison, it was disclosed yesterday... Joanne Latham, serving three life sentences for attempted murder changed her name this summer having been known as Edward Brown.

I think that the lesson to be learnt here, love, is don't try and kill people.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:55 pm

It turns out I have shingles - which i thought was summat old people got.. :(

anyway - I asked the doctor if maybe i should avoid going near pregant women as I had heard that they could catch chicken pox from shingles - and chicken pox is bad for pregaladies. She said - yes - in theory - but only if they licked your shingles... i said that that sounded fairly unlikely - but not totally impossible.

I guess i'd better lock myself indoors for two weeks - I wouldn't want to risk anyone's health!

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Post by Enoch » Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:11 pm

At the risk of having an incredibly black cat, I've had shingles, twice!

That's like hens teeth apparently. Neither time was it anywhere near as bad as I understand it can be. I remember when I was in my first job some fella was off work with it for a couple of months. Though it wasn't very comfortable I worked through it. I was a sole trader mind.

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Post by KeyserSoze » Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:27 pm

I had it once when i was a kid. Similarly to you Enoch, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
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