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Can I have your backdated gin quota then please?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Cambrian equals Modern to some of us...Bruce Rioja wrote:Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Why are Lobster Thermidor and Oral Sex very similar?
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Do you think the General might sue?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.
You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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It's a major possibilityMontreal Wanderer wrote:Do you think the General might sue?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.
You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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Will he insist on Corporal punishment?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It's a major possibilityMontreal Wanderer wrote:Do you think the General might sue?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.
You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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He could declare Marshall law.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Will he insist on Corporal punishment?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It's a major possibilityMontreal Wanderer wrote:Do you think the General might sue?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:You are joking aren't you. There are laws about plagiarism...LeverEnd wrote:Bought the missus a fridge for Christmas.
You should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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Oi, you lot: This started out as a Private jokewigan white wrote:He could declare Marshall law.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Will he insist on Corporal punishment?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It's a major possibilityMontreal Wanderer wrote: Do you think the General might sue?
That's not a leopard!
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"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
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Ahhh! Just seen what you're on about. Mate posted it Facebook, maybe he reads the forum too.
Apologies general!
Apologies general!
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LeverEnd wrote:Ahhh! Just seen what you're on about. Mate posted it Facebook, maybe he reads the forum too.
Apologies general!
Worry not. It was better second time around...
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I was in bed with a girl and she rolled over and whispered 'if you turn out the bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse'
If I'm honest, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first....
If I'm honest, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first....
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Burnden Paddock wrote:I was in bed with a girl and she rolled over and whispered 'if you turn out the bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse'
If I'm honest, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first....
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Lovely!
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my budgie got out of its cage and shagged the dog!
got some puppies going cheep if anyone is interested....
got some puppies going cheep if anyone is interested....
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General Mannerheim wrote:my budgie got out of its cage and shagged the dog!
got some puppies going cheep if anyone is interested....
I'm nicking that.
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^^ I think I first heard that one, when I read the attached Ladybird book!
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My wife is a mute. She communicates by embroidery. It's her own version of sign language, sew to speak...
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