West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:50 pm

We're not fcukin plastic c*nts like Bolton, Charlton, etc trying to get on Sky. Those blokes who cried at the 1st play-off final were a fcukin embarrassment to the claret and blue IMO

What's it got to do with us? Last time we got relegated it wasn't even fashionable to be seen blubbing in your seat, was it?

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:02 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:We're not fcukin plastic c*nts like Bolton, Charlton, etc trying to get on Sky. Those blokes who cried at the 1st play-off final were a fcukin embarrassment to the claret and blue IMO

What's it got to do with us? Last time we got relegated it wasn't even fashionable to be seen blubbing in your seat, was it?

I have to admit I cried the last time West Ham were relegated............with relief!

There's also a post on there about them being relegated with 40 points, wasn't it 42?

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:10 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:We're not fcukin plastic c*nts like Bolton, Charlton, etc trying to get on Sky. Those blokes who cried at the 1st play-off final were a fcukin embarrassment to the claret and blue IMO

What's it got to do with us? Last time we got relegated it wasn't even fashionable to be seen blubbing in your seat, was it?
I have to admit I cried the last time West Ham were relegated............with relief!

There's also a post on there about them being relegated with 40 points, wasn't it 42?

It certainly was and in any other year it would have kept them up. But we had 44.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:12 pm

warthog wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:We're not fcukin plastic c*nts like Bolton, Charlton, etc trying to get on Sky. Those blokes who cried at the 1st play-off final were a fcukin embarrassment to the claret and blue IMO

What's it got to do with us? Last time we got relegated it wasn't even fashionable to be seen blubbing in your seat, was it?
I have to admit I cried the last time West Ham were relegated............with relief!

There's also a post on there about them being relegated with 40 points, wasn't it 42?
It certainly was and in any other year it would have kept them up. But we had 44.

Yep, they beat our record of 40 points for relegation (walks off muttering about f*cking Everton, goal-line technology etc., etc., etc,)

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:16 pm

Here's some more salt-of-the-earth 'Ammers fans who'll be reaching for their 'ankies in May.

http://www.lalamy.demon.co.uk/whufans.htm

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:17 pm

"Laughing in the face of adversity" is the West Ham way? Gee, that's a new one. Remember the applause the Brum fans got at The Reebok last year for their brilliant attitude? Can you imagine the Hammers geting that? Remember the Leeds accolades for the Bolton fans reception for them when they went down. No, the Hammers will never be seen in that light. What they get they fully deserve. Take it on the chin boys. All part of being an arrogant big club who are too good to go down.

Byeeeeeee!

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:27 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Here's some more salt-of-the-earth 'Ammers fans who'll be reaching for their 'ankies in May.

http://www.lalamy.demon.co.uk/whufans.htm

Not terribly bright are they? It must surely have been Spurs supporting Warren Mitchell's idea to make a racist bigot like Alf Garnett a West Ham fan.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:46 pm

hmm how many of them wwork in the media!! Quelle Surprise!!

Although my favourite has to be

Ray 'Elton' Johnson - Professional 'double' of the ultimate Watford fan (and their chairman), superstar - Elton John - appearing on TV, at charity functions and opening stores, etc. However Ray is a through and through 'Hammer' with his own web site at
eltonjohnson.com

How does he belong in the hall of fame??

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:34 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:hmm how many of them wwork in the media!! Quelle Surprise!!

Although my favourite has to be

Ray 'Elton' Johnson - Professional 'double' of the ultimate Watford fan (and their chairman), superstar - Elton John - appearing on TV, at charity functions and opening stores, etc. However Ray is a through and through 'Hammer' with his own web site at
eltonjohnson.com

How does he belong in the hall of fame??

You can make a good living from looking like that? Gee!

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:43 am

West Ham defender Anton Ferdinand says the Hammers' players let down former manager Alan Pardew. (The Sun)

Which I would interpret as a understated attack on Curbishley.

Struggling West Ham striker Carlos Tevez says he might have to see a witch doctor - because he believes he is under a jinx. (Daily Star)

Which I would interpret that he's mad.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:30 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002 ... 90,00.html

ALAN PARDEW was caught on film calling West Ham fans “w***ers” who “should all f*** off”.

His comment was intended as a joke during a filmed voice training session. Pardew was Hammers boss at the time of the recording.

The voice coaching session was organised to help Pardew avoid embarrassing slip-ups in public.

He was asked: “And how about your relationship with the fans? Do you think it’s good? Would you like to comment on that?”

Pardew jokes: “Well, personally I think they are all w***ers and should all f*** off. I’m the best manager in the world and I will win them over at some point.”

The pretend reporter comments: “Well . . . I’m glad to hear it.”

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:33 am

He is a wise owl

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:08 am

It just gets better & better ....

Graeme Souness could be lined up to replace Alan Curbishley as the new manager of West Ham. (Daily Express)

Now THAT would make me piss myself.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:12 am

bobo the clown wrote:It just gets better & better ....

Graeme Souness could be lined up to replace Alan Curbishley as the new manager of West Ham. (Daily Express)
Now THAT would make me piss myself.

I think at that point we'd have to end the thread. I mean, having a laugh at them is one thing, but that's just going way too far!

James B · Post by **James B** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:34 am

West Ham winger Matthew Etherington has admitted he is undergoing treatment for a gambling addiction.

Etherington is being counselled at the Sporting Chance clinic in Hampshire.

He told the Daily Mail: "I have made a personal decision to take steps to tackle a gambling problem, which has developed in recent times."

The 25-year-old, who has had a disappointing season as West Ham are fighting against relegation, reportedly spent a week at the clinic in January.

He added: "I would like to thank my family for their incredible support during this time, all of my team-mates at West Ham and manager Alan Curbishley for their understanding.

"As anyone who has suffered an addiction illness will know, this is not a problem that will disappear overnight and the Sporting Chance clinic is playing a key role in my recovery."

Peter Kay, chief executive of Sporting Chance, said: "Matthew has been incredibly brave by confronting his problems. It is difficult for players to come forward in the modern climate.

"For any person to come forward and say they have been beaten by an addiction takes immense courage and strength of character.

"I salute Matthew for the work he has done. He has given the same commitment to beating this problem as he does to his football."

haha

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:44 am

So that's Peters take on it. Now what will Karl say?

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:28 pm

Charlton 1-0 West Ham

heheheh come on!!!

James B · Post by **James B** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:37 pm

2-0 down

f*ck off Curbishley you c*nt.

kumb basically the most amusing site on the internet at this moment in time

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:39 pm

James B wrote:2-0 down

f*ck off Curbishley you c*nt.
kumb basically the most amusing site on the internet at this moment in time

I might get my winkie out in a minute!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:40 pm

It just keeps getting funnier and funnier

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