TW Open 2008

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:00 am

ratbert wrote:How do our Merseyside/Wirral correspondents rate Hoylake municpal? Played there once and hated every second, though it was in a howling gale.

Never played it or many around Liverpool. Don't think there's too many to write home about. Agree with mummy about Royal Liverpool though. Royal Lytham is a beast as well. Some of the bunkers are pretty impossible to get out of for your average casual golfer.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:49 am

ratbert wrote:How do our Merseyside/Wirral correspondents rate Hoylake municpal? Played there once and hated every second, though it was in a howling gale.

yes, please tell, it's on the Bruce& Commie summer muni golf tour

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:36 am

Designed by the great James Braid.

Didn't realise this. Every single course of his I've played have been great, I trust more of the same?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:03 pm

fatshaft wrote:
Designed by the great James Braid.
Didn't realise this. Every single course of his I've played have been great, I trust more of the same?

think he was ill thst day

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:51 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
Designed by the great James Braid.
Didn't realise this. Every single course of his I've played have been great, I trust more of the same?
think he was ill thst day

Was afraid of that, I guess council's don;t pay as well

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:02 pm

Been down to the quack's regarding my neck and there he is telling me that it'll get worse over the next couple of days. So, I enquire "I've got a golf comp on Sunday, will I be ok for that?", to which he replied "Well, you'll probably not be able to play very well".

You couldn't make it up, the c*nt!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Been down to the quack's regarding my neck and there he is telling me that it'll get worse over the next couple of days. So, I enquire "I've got a golf comp on Sunday, will I be ok for that?", to which he replied "Well, you'll probably not be able to play very well".

You couldn't make it up, the c*nt!

was that specific to your neck or just a general observation?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:10 pm

communistworkethic wrote:was that specific to your neck or just a general observation?

That was mi point!

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:24 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:was that specific to your neck or just a general observation?
That was mi point!

Did he give you anything for it? Six lessons with the Pro at the Marriott? New putter?? Doctor's note to the Handicap Secretary?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:33 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:was that specific to your neck or just a general observation?
That was mi point!
Did he give you anything for it? Six lessons with the Pro at the Marriott? New putter?? Doctor's note to the Handicap Secretary?

Just 28 Diclofenac Dual-release (no less

) caps 25/50 (isn't that motor oil?

). One to be taken twice a day and swallowed hole, all for a mere £7.10

He also said that "It shouldn't be all that difficult for you to keep your fecking head still this time out, Fatty". I'll get a second opinion, I reckon.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:39 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:was that specific to your neck or just a general observation?
That was mi point!
Did he give you anything for it? Six lessons with the Pro at the Marriott? New putter?? Doctor's note to the Handicap Secretary?
Just 28 Diclofenac Dual-release (no less ) caps 25/50 (isn't that motor oil? ). One to be taken twice a day and swallowed hole, all for a mere £7.10

He also said that "It shouldn't be all that difficult for you to keep your fecking head still this time out, Fatty". I'll get a second opinion, I reckon.

diclofenac is what they gave me when I had Gout. It's an anti-inflammatory/pain killer.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:40 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:was that specific to your neck or just a general observation?
That was mi point!
Did he give you anything for it? Six lessons with the Pro at the Marriott? New putter?? Doctor's note to the Handicap Secretary?

just 6? Fecking hell he'd bankrupt the NHS !!!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:42 pm

communistworkethic wrote:diclofenac is what they gave me when I had Gout. It's an anti-inflammatory/pain killer.

They should give you Viagra for Gout. It'd keep the sheets off your feet.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:45 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:diclofenac is what they gave me when I had Gout. It's an anti-inflammatory/pain killer.
They should give you Viagra for Gout. It'd keep the sheets off your feet.

cheapskate gave me sprouts and baked beans instead

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:14 pm

Anyhoo, are the tee times sorted yet?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:04 am

ratbert wrote:Anyhoo, are the tee times sorted yet?

Bruce Rioja wrote:Gentlemen: we're on.

Two fourballs have been booked for next Sunday at Regent's Park. The times are 10:30 and 10:40.

I'm out for dinner (or supper if you prefer) in Bowden on the evening prior and stopping over, so if anyone wants picking up on the way through then let me know.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:26 am

Have you been getting all this rain that we've had the past couple of evenings? It's tipped it down the last couple of nights - hopefully soften the course up a bit.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:24 am

fatshaft wrote:
ratbert wrote:Anyhoo, are the tee times sorted yet?

Bruce Rioja wrote:Gentlemen: we're on.

Two fourballs have been booked for next Sunday at Regent's Park. The times are 10:30 and 10:40.

I'm out for dinner (or supper if you prefer) in Bowden on the evening prior and stopping over, so if anyone wants picking up on the way through then let me know.

I'm scatty. Bear with me. Will probably be late for me own wedding.

So that's an 8am departure from Brum then. I'd like to be in the 10.40am group as a just in case, please.

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:50 am

Don't worry ratty! I'm playing a gig in Bolton on Saturday night and I'm gonna be up just as early on Sunday (and very very tired)!

Then as soon as the golf finishes I've got another gig to play in Manchester! It's an all action weekend!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:52 am

I shall proabably be turning up drunk

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