Wanderers v Blue Moonies...

[Gravedigger]

Mummy do I have to watch the match tomorrow?

And stop calling me 'Mummy' you little shit! You're adopted!

[Jokers in White]

Bolton's pre match warm up is somewhat bizarre today. Coyle has decided to put some table tennis tables on the pitch, the players are fighting each other to get to them first, how this will help them during the game god know's. Darren Pratley get's the captains armband which doesn't look tight enough for me and leads his troops onto the hallowed turf at the etihad, Sergio Aguero is rubbing his hands vigorously at the centre spot and can't wait to get the game underway. 10mins gone and City draw first blood no not a goal but a De Jong elbow on the chin of David Wheater, oh thats looks like a nasty gash which looks like it will need surgery which will come has a relief to Wheater, Knight comes on to steady the ship, De jong gets sent off for his actions and isn't happy one little bit has he goes off he punches Pratley in the balls, Pratley doesn't flinch which makes you wonder does he have any balls? anyway back on with the game and with City down to 10men surely Bolton have a chance now WRONG Aguero finds the bottom of the net with a 25yard backheel volley what a goal. 1-0 City Bolton press City back but get caught out again on the counter attack long ball from iron head Lescott which goes through the legs of Ricketts, Ream, Knight, Steinsson, yes 4 fcuking players and falls to the feet of Aguero yet again and he runs around Bogdan with the ball and gets to the goal line then goes down on his knee's and heads it in what a piss take that was. 2-0 City surely game over now, 80mins on the clock now and Yaya Toure runs with the ball he runs past Reo Coker like he wasn't there look's up and hits a ferocious shot and it hits Pratley in the face oh painful, he goes down having a fit in the box Silva then picks up the ball and hits the ball straight at Pratley which then goes in the net by the crossbar unlucky Pratley 3-0 City. Well that's how i think the game will go!

[Wonderwanderer12]

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I also think our squad will be like that(if 4-4-2)

[bobo the clown]

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I also think our squad will be like that(if 4-4-2)

That would play as 4-4-1-1

[Gail Platz]

38 of the Queen's finest for this? I spent £80 watching us get completely dicked last week and £70 against Millwall, and after the season ticket renewal I'm out of dosh for a while so I'm missing this one, not worth it to see us get dicked!

[Bruce Rioja]

In his post match interview Coyle surprised everyone by referring to the terrific quality and the narrowness of the margins in the Barclays Premier league

The recently re-employed Sammy Lee could be heard from down the corridor advising the manager to mention the positives.

[Bruce Rioja]

Plump breasted Goosnargh duck on order

[Debo]

Their strikers have clearly been losing sleep over the prospect of facing our defence today...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... ppers.html

[TANGODANCER]

Most unusual match preview report ever, but you're all on the front page:

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[Salford Trotter]

Bogdan, Steino, Knight, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo Coker, Ream, Pratley, Mavies, Miyaichi Ngog
Bench = Jussi, Robbo, Muamba, Eagles, Petrov, Klasnic, Sordell

[Beefheart]

Pratley instead of Muamba? Seeeerriously?

[spikeykev]

We're going to get BATTERED

[Whookam]

5-4-1

[Whookam]

Oh yeah and Pratley in place of Muamba

[TANGODANCER]

Bogdan, Steino, Knight, Wheater, Ricketts, Reo Coker, Ream, Pratley, Mavies, Miyaichi Ngog
Bench = Jussi, Robbo, Muamba, Eagles, Petrov, Klasnic, Sordell

OC didn't get the Muamba message in time then?

[TANGODANCER]

Whacking great rainbow just appeared outside our front gate pointing right at Manchester. It's a sign, I tells yer.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Plump breasted Goosnargh duck on order

Did Debra have a smile on her face when you placed the bet?

[bobo the clown]

Pratley instead of Muamba? Seeeerriously?

Coyle !! The man is a fckg c*nt, tw@t, dick & knob. Does he simply fail to see what Moo does ? .... or Shitely doesn't ??

Unlikely as it is that we would go on to get anything other than a royal dicking it makes no difference. Even were we to win & Shitely score a hat-trick Coyle is still fckg deluded.

I amy lurk around Euxton next week just to run him over & give ourselves a faint chance of survival.

Well, I planned to ignore the match ... I bloody will now.

[Whookam]

Whacking great rainbow just appeared outside our front gate pointing right at Manchester. It's a sign, I tells yer.

It's God sending a message. He promises it won't rain anymore so City can open the floodgates.

[Beefheart]

Pratley instead of Muamba? Seeeerriously?

Coyle !! The man is a fckg c*nt, tw@t, dick & knob. Does he simply fail to see what Moo does ? .... or Shitely doesn't ??

Unlikely as it is that we would go on to get anything other than a royal dicking it makes no difference. Even were we to win & Shitely score a hat-trick Coyle is still fckg deluded.

I amy lurk around Euxton next week just to run him over & give ourselves a faint chance of survival.

Well, I planned to ignore the match ... I bloody will now.

Does he just pick names out of a hat? I can't see any logic to the XI he's picked, who's playing where? Mark Davies out on the right even though he's done so well through the middle? 5 at the back, or does he fancy Ream as a defensive mid?