Dear God he is at it already

[BWFC_Insane]

QPR defender Chris Samba has told fans to "get over" the issue of his wages after apologising for his error-strewn display in the damaging loss to Fulham.

Samba, 29, conceded a penalty from which Dimitar Berbatov opened the scoring, then lost the ball to the Bulgarian striker, who made it 2-0.
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“We gave away the most terrible goals I've ever seen since I've been managing a football team”

QPR boss Harry Redknapp

"Fed up with the money tweets, get over it," "I earn loadsa wonga and you don't ner nerr nerr ne nerr nerr" tweeted the player, who is reported to be on £100,000 a week.

"I am sorry I let the side down, really upset with my first-half performance." "I couldn't give a shiny shite how bad I was in the game against Fulham"

The Republic of Congo international added: "Tell me what is a £100k performance? See everyone talking about mistakes, like footballers cannot have an off day on the pitch. We are human like all of you. Grow up some of you, please." "If Harrry pays me £200K I'll try doubly hard, honest. I'll still be shite though"

There is a translation issue, what he actually meant is in bold.

[seanworth]

Zamora straight red. That can't be good.

[BWFC_Insane]

Zamora straight red. That can't be good.

Fecking awful foul as well. Deserved 'two' red cards really.

[boltonboris]

It was a shocker. He couldn't believe it either. From a throw in too and almost took the lads head off! Fvckin Numpty. Twitchy was twitching his bollocks off too. Pissed myself.

[Lord Kangana]

I cheered a Wigan goal like it was one of our own.

I'm truly, deeply sorry for that, but then somethings are just more important than little parochial rivalries.

[as]

Harry's media pals will be out in force 'it was all Mark Hughes fault'.

I can't stand Wiggin but the Redknapp circus are even more annoying.

[boltonboris]

They've already been talking about how amazing it was that they didn't lose at home to Wigan

[Il Pirate]

I cheered a Wigan goal like it was one of our own.

I'm truly, deeply sorry for that, but then somethings are just more important than little parochial rivalries.

I agree totally LK. I couldn't believe the QPR Bias on Sky; feckin' Laandun cants..........(and it's not often I swear...)

[BWFC_Insane]

I cheered a Wigan goal like it was one of our own.

I'm truly, deeply sorry for that, but then somethings are just more important than little parochial rivalries.

Didn't quite cheer, but oh how I laughed.

If I had a choice, I'd say Sunderland and QPR to go down would be more satisfying than Wigan (who lets face it are on borrowed time and will drop eventually anyway).

[seanworth]

Really not looking good now.

[a1]

bagpuss face will quit , his ego won't allow him to be a "second division" manager nowadays.

he'll make up some bullshit about 'leaving for the good of the club' and 'its not about him' , a fall on his sword style resignation..

but secretly he loves the limelight / brown envelopes the top flight provides to massage his ego and his dog's swiss bank account.

he did all this before with southampton

he'll be cardiff's* new manager in november 2013 or february 2014...

*or maybe newcastle or some other big team that is kinda well off, but not doing as well as expected.

[boltonboris]

If you take Redknapp's PPG this season at QPR over 38 games they'd finish 19th.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

If you take Redknapp's PPG this season at QPR over 38 games they'd finish 19th.

Yeah, but if you apply his coefficient of spending into the equation they'd also end up broke, in administration, docked 10 points and on the fireman's pole straight to hell.

[Lord Kangana]

If you take Redknapp's PPG this season at QPR over 38 games they'd finish 19th.

I think we can all agree that's a magnificent achievement.

[boltonboris]

It's ridiculous how much support he has on the media. He's portrayed as some genius who's down on his luck because somebody else fvcked QPR for him.. It's bollocks. He's a con man.

[as]

It's ridiculous how much support he has on the media. He's portrayed as some genius who's down on his luck because somebody else fvcked QPR for him.. It's bollocks. He's a con man.

Bloke in the Guardian was arguing with people on the comments page after he wrote about how unlucky they were against Wigan, it seems the press can't stop defending him.

[Horza]

And it's time to give this old classic another run:

Harry Redkanpp’s Lunch:

I’ve got up this morning and her indoors has left a note saying she’s gone up the shops and I’d better have made the lunch by the time she gets back or else. She says she wants spaghetti bolognaise.

Opened up the fridge. Jesus Christ, have you seen what she’s left me with? I’m down to the bare bones and no mistake.

There’s spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden’s ‘Simple Mediterranean Cookery’ book! Bloody amateur hour, I’m telling you. How the hell am I supposed to make spaghetti bolognaise with that little lot? I thought there’d be some top, top ingredients in there.

Whoever’s bought that from the supermarket should be ashamed of themself. It’s a mish-mash of lopsided ingredients. The whole recipe has been badly constructed. It’s scary, I’m telling you.

I’m just standing there swearing and muttering to meself when the phone rings. It’s Jeff Powell phoning up to say how brilliant I am and that I’m one of the best cooks of my time and that I could have cooked for England. I have to cut him off though because I’ve got Brian Woolnough on the other line saying I’m one of the kitchens great characters and it’s a bloody miracle how many meals I’ve made out of literally nothing. They’re saying I’m like a Cockney Jesus, the way I’ve managed to feed the five thousand with the tiny amount I’ve had to spend in the supermarket and just my wheeler-dealer know-how.

I need some better ingredients and fast. When I saw the wife come home from the shops yesterday with some spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden’s ‘Simple Mediterranean Cookery’ book, I had no idea that’s what would be in the fridge when she asked me to make spaghetti bolognaise.

It’s a hard job I’ve got on here this lunchtime believe me. If I can even get anything into a pan it’ll be a massive achievement and I know Jeff and Woolly would agree with me. Trouble is the wife can’t take criticism. Too precious these days, women. That’s the trouble. I’m short of people with the right character in this house.

When you’re as stretched as I am, a lunch is a massive distraction from the really important meal: dinner. I think I’m just going to have to serve up the pot of pasta sauce with some tap water and just hope for the best. If I can pull this mess round it’ll be amazing really.

[Bruce Rioja]

Fantastic.

And now the thought of having anything other than a (top, top) Spaghetti Bolognese with a bottle of red for dinner seems ridunctulous. I'm off to the shops

[seanworth]

Has he resigned yet?

[a1]

no, cardiff/newcastle/villa/whoever still have managers as of now.