Today I'm angry about.....

[bwfcdan94]

My sister suggests we wrap up cat food pellets and says they are mini chocolate buttons.

[Annoyed Grunt]

My sister suggests we wrap up cat food pellets and says they are mini chocolate buttons.

I normally put cat muck in the mini Mars Bars.........

[bwfcdan94]

My sister suggests we wrap up cat food pellets and says they are mini chocolate buttons.

I normally put cat muck in the mini Mars Bars.........

[Bruce Rioja]

My sister suggests we wrap up cat food pellets and says they are mini chocolate buttons.

I normally put cat muck in the mini Mars Bars.........

I don't know why you go to such trouble. I just open an upstairs window and take a piss on them. Carol singers, too. Then, after giving it a quick shake at the end, issue the instruction "And shut the fecking gate".

[bwfcdan94]

I went to get my haircut today and sat in the barbers for 20 mins, just before I was about to be called up the local councillor walks in and takes It upon himself to claim to be the next person in the que, now unless he had nipped out of line for 20 minutes I t5hink I should have been next however because he is a local councillor he goes before "the average punter". The c*NT voted for him and all wont be making the same mistake again.

[jimbo]

I'll be sitting on my balcony surveying the whole street ready with a bucket of eggs.

[bwfcdan94]

I went to get my haircut today and sat in the barbers for 20 mins, just before I was about to be called up the local councillor walks in and takes It upon himself to claim to be the next person in the que, now unless he had nipped out of line for 20 minutes I think I should have been next however because he is a local councillor he goes before "the average punter". The c*NT voted for him and all wont be making the same mistake again.

Maybe you should complain to your MP

Is he really going to against one of his own councillors, especially one of the same party.

[William the White]

I went to get my haircut today and sat in the barbers for 20 mins, just before I was about to be called up the local councillor walks in and takes It upon himself to claim to be the next person in the que, now unless he had nipped out of line for 20 minutes I think I should have been next however because he is a local councillor he goes before "the average punter". The c*NT voted for him and all wont be making the same mistake again.

Maybe you should complain to your MP

Is he really going to against one of his own councillors, especially one of the same party.

On a matter of principle like queue jumping in the hairdressers, it's a certainty.

[Worthy4England]

I'd just like to say we're having a Hallowe'en Party - with proper drinks n stuff. So fcuk you miserable bastards!

[Gooner Girl]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

Is Sussex a bit like Summerisle?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'd just like to say we're having a Hallowe'en Party - with proper drinks n stuff. So fcuk you miserable bastards!

Just out of the mountains, and first thing I did was take a big branch to some weirdly grinning pumpkin job.
Thought I was about to be ejected... Bur having drinks bought for me instead. Ha. Miserable Bastards Rule.

[Gooner Girl]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

Is Sussex a bit like Summerisle?

Summerisle? You've lost me...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

Is Sussex a bit like Summerisle?

Summerisle? You've lost me...

Think burning witches... That sort of gig.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

Is Sussex a bit like Summerisle?

Summerisle? You've lost me...

The Whicker Man.........

[Prufrock]

??

[Annoyed Grunt]

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[Little Green Man]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

Is Sussex a bit like Summerisle?

Summerisle? You've lost me...

The Whicker Man.........

Are you referring to Alan's recent cremation?

[Prufrock]

It's bollocks and should be banned. I fecking hate it.

Come and hide out with me and the Mrs - La Grand Bellezza, Curzon Soho, 8.30pm.

As good as that sounds I've still got that scholarship application to finish .

Have fun!

[Gooner Girl]

Am so over Halloween. It's been clogging up my fb news feed. Horrible, dark day full of American commercialised crap.

Bring on bonfire night. We do that properly here in Sussex.

Is Sussex a bit like Summerisle?

Summerisle? You've lost me...

The Whicker Man.........

I've just told you I hate Halloween and all it stands for. Do you really think I am dumb enough to want to watch horror films?!

As for Sussex and Bonfire night... From what i can gather we take it more seriously then other county's though i'd be interested in how many happen up north and whether its as popular there.

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Lewes is the biggest bonfire celebration in the world, that's 20 minutes away from us - and apparently mental, but our village also has ours on the same night and given I live just across from the village common where it happens I am always there. Starts with a massive guy sat outside the butchers on the high street all day before a huge fancy dress, flaming torch light procession with the guy through the village - we used to run alongside holding burning torches as teenagers ourselves but health and safety have stamped that out now Down to the common before the bonfire and fireworks. One of my favourite evenings of the year.