Today I'm angry about.....

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm killing time between appointments and have parked up in a Tesco car park

Has your ban been lifted, you fecking nuisance?

[bobo the clown]

I'm killing time between appointments and have parked up in a Tesco car park

Has your ban been lifted, you fecking nuisance?

Ha.

This was in Liverpool. Not even I can get banned from places in Liverpool. I'm a bloody amateur compared with this lot.

[89bwfc89]

Sad more than angry.....I crashed my new car today. I'm ok just very achey and I know it could have been worse but my poor little car is a mess

[Montreal Wanderer]

Sad more than angry.....I crashed my new car today. I'm ok just very achey and I know it could have been worse but my poor little car is a mess

Bad luck but be glad you came out relatively unscathed - you can replace cars...

[bobo the clown]

Sad more than angry.....I crashed my new car today. I'm ok just very achey and I know it could have been worse but my poor little car is a mess

Oh, bum.

[Bruce Rioja]

Sad more than angry.....I crashed my new car today. I'm ok just very achey and I know it could have been worse but my poor little car is a mess

Oh no! Glad you're OK though.

[Harry Genshaw]

Sad more than angry.....I crashed my new car today. I'm ok just very achey and I know it could have been worse but my poor little car is a mess

Oh eck. On the upside I suppose it saves your neighbours the job of trashing it, the next time you park inconsiderately

[Worthy4England]

Sad more than angry.....I crashed my new car today. I'm ok just very achey and I know it could have been worse but my poor little car is a mess

Oh eck. On the upside I suppose it saves your neighbours the job of trashing it, the next time you park inconsiderately

Might be able to fit in a smaller space too.

Downer bwfc

[89bwfc89]

Thanks....

Haha Harry that's true. ...it'll have brightened their day at least!

Someone went into the side of me, so no space saving advantages Worthy I thought they were letting me pull out so I did but evidently they weren't!

Will find out tomorrow if it's a write off. Let's hope not!

[clapton is god]

^ Just a thought, the new scam doing the rounds is 'flash for cash'. Did the other driver flash his headlights to make you think he was giving way?

[Bijou Bob]

And was the driver from a, erm, how can I put this, you weren't anywhere near Daubhill were you?

[89bwfc89]

I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive, he was an older, white man with his wife in the car. Working at the firm I do, I know the "type" and he doesn't fit the bill. Sorry if that's not the most PC way of putting things, I'm not trying to offend anyone.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive, he was an older, white man with his wife in the car. Working at the firm I do, I know the "type" and he doesn't fit the bill. Sorry if that's not the most PC way of putting things, I'm not trying to offend anyone.

No offence taken. And are you a young woman who has only been driving a few years who just happened to pull out of a junction in front of a speeding car by any chance?
(sorry, couldn't help it. Well I coulda, but didn't )

[Montreal Wanderer]

Things get lost in translation over the Atlantic. I'm not quite sure what we would make of remarks like "I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive" but I suspect the guardian of public morals might get involved.

[Bruce Rioja]

Things get lost in translation over the Atlantic. I'm not quite sure what we would make of remarks like "I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive" but I suspect the guardian of public morals might get involved.

Same here, Monty, but on this side of the divide we had the good grace to let it go without comment.

[89bwfc89]

Things get lost in translation over the Atlantic. I'm not quite sure what we would make of remarks like "I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive" but I suspect the guardian of public morals might get involved.

Same here, Monty, but on this side of the divide we had the good grace to let it go without comment.

No idea what you and Montreal W are getting at here so if you were trying to offend me, it's totally gone over my head.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Things get lost in translation over the Atlantic. I'm not quite sure what we would make of remarks like "I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive" but I suspect the guardian of public morals might get involved.

Same here, Monty, but on this side of the divide we had the good grace to let it go without comment.

No idea what you and Montreal W are getting at here so if you were trying to offend me, it's totally gone over my head.

No attempt to offend - just contemplating the vagaries of language.

[thebish]

Things get lost in translation over the Atlantic. I'm not quite sure what we would make of remarks like "I thought he flashed me to let me pull out but, and I know appearances can sometimes deceive" but I suspect the guardian of public morals might get involved.

Same here, Monty, but on this side of the divide we had the good grace to let it go without comment.

No idea what you and Montreal W are getting at here so if you were trying to offend me, it's totally gone over my head.

No attempt to offend - just contemplating the vagaries of language.

what do you call it in canadaland if someone flashes their headlights at you - would you not ever say "s/he flashed me"?

[Bruce Rioja]

No idea what you and Montreal W are getting at here so if you were trying to offend me, it's totally gone over my head.

Offend you?

I can see that I need to familiarise you with the work of Finbarr Saunders.

[LeverEnd]

No idea what you and Montreal W are getting at here so if you were trying to offend me, it's totally gone over my head.

Offend you?

I can see that I need to familiarise you with the work of Finbarr Saunders.

Ahahahaha ze sexual innuendo! Next will be ze jokes about ze breaking of ze vind!!!