The Greatest EVER................Martial Arts movie

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:49 pm

Tom Yum Goong - Tony Jaa

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:55 pm

Probably get roundly booed for this, but I remember Chuck Norris not as a movie or TV star but as six times world middleweight martial arts champion. He retired undefeated in his art. Tis why I watch his films because he is not just a celluloid hero but a real life hard man who has done heaps for charitable causes and to help problem kids. Doesn't look the type which just proves there are no "types". Another good reason never to start a fight for fighting's sake. You might just pick on a Chuck Norris or a Trev Roberts by mistake.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:58 pm

Every hair on Chuck Norris' beard has a roundhouse kick behind it.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:02 pm

Batman wrote:Every hair on Chuck Norris' beard has a roundhouse kick behind it.

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:18 pm

Amazingly, Chuck Norris was born in 1940. He is now 67 years old.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:31 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Batman wrote:Every hair on Chuck Norris' beard has a roundhouse kick behind it.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

I can seriously never ever get tired of them

Oh and Nozza (if that is you're real name!) you think a pub fighter is the hardest of the hard? With their toothless grins, beer guts and faded tattoo's of swallows of their forearms (you can find these in most geordie pubs) let's see how they get on outside a pub against a mixed martial artist from the UFC!

See if they are still smiling there toothless grin when they are taking a bit of ground and pound!

Ignorant!

Oh and 'Legend' staring Jet Lee was the dogs! (Apart from when they tried to be humorous!)

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:34 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Amazingly, Chuck Norris was born in 1940. He is now 67 years old.

So's my Mum. Bring out your 'Chuck Norris'. Let him offer up his best effort at chips & egg. Let us taste his Pea & Ham soup. Step forth your tough guy. Prather pie wi' red cabbage? Do your worst. Fruit scones? Do this Norris fellas melt in the mouth with a cup of tea from a Staffordshire clay pot? I'm doubting it.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:53 am

Hehe just reminded me of this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:05 am

here you go nozza, looks like there's a martial arts film that's right up your street.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4167386.stm

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