Favorite lines from..................

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:43 pm

Seymour Skinner: "Chew through my ball-sack, Nibbles!"

Blackadder: "Jane 'Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin' Harrington?"

Partridge: "Back of the net!"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:48 pm

Now Dougal, these are small those are far away, small.... far away... small.... far away

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:48 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Now Dougal, these are small those are far away, small.... far away... small.... far away

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:05 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Now Dougal, these are small those are far away, small.... far away... small.... far away

Don't call me "Len", you little prick! I'm a bishop!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:06 pm

Ricky Tomlinson on breast-feeding:

Denise: "Don't worry, Dad, it's normal."
Jim: "So's going for a crap, but you don't do that in the lounge!"
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Which do you prefer Rodney, grass or astroturf?
Dunno, never smoked astroturf.

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I've just been to see Doctor Zivago.
Oh, what did he say? (Rigsby)

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That, and a decent pair of knockers. (Rigsby)

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CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:18 pm

Cat: "Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do!"
Rimmer: "What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?"
Cat: "No, I'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew."

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:19 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Now Dougal, these are small those are far away, small.... far away... small.... far away
Don't call me "Len", you little prick! I'm a bishop!

so, I hear you're a racist now Father?

TED: This is terrible. People think I'm, I'm some sort of nazi racist; and I'm not. What can I do?
DOUGAL: Ted, here's an idea right off the top of me head. Now I haven't thought it through so
it's probably not brilliant but what the hell, sure I'll just talk and see what comes out. Anyway,
how about some sort of special event, eh, celebrating all the different cultures on Craggy Island
and then people will think you're a fantastic man instead of a big racist.
TED: My God!
DOUGAL: What?
TED: That's a good idea!
DOUGAL: No it isn't.
TED: It is Dougal, it is!
DOUGAL: No Ted there's probably something wrong with it. You just haven't thought it through.
TED: No no dougal, you've had a brilliant idea. Hah! But break it down for me a bit more. What
would an event celebrating all the different cultures in Craggy Island actually be like?
DOUGAL: What?
TED: What would it involve? I mean, celebration yes but what form could it take?
DOUGAL: Ted I want out.
TED: What do you mean?
DOUGAL: I went too far too soon. I didn't know what I was gettin' into Ted. I didn't know you had
to follow a good idea with loads more little good ideas. I'm sorry Ted. I'm going to sleep in the spare
room.
TED: Dougal.
DOUGAL: I'm sorry.

Mrs Doyle: Father, Pat Mustard was just wonderin g if he could put his massive tool in my box.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:20 pm

GIRLS ARSE FECK NUNS KNICKERS!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:22 pm

this on a flipchart by Dougal's bed....

"THEY DON'T EXIST...
LOCH NESS MONSTER
FRANKENSTEIN
MAGNUM PI
NON-CATHOLIC GODS
DARTH VADER"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:36 pm

Sampras?

No Ted, this is my new one, Ronaldo!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:36 pm

Only Fools and Horses:

"Going on your hols aint' you Trig"

"Yeah, looking forward to that Del. Been undera lot of pressure lately what with me Gran in hospital and me court case being adjourned. Nice to get away from it all. Gonna live it up a bit: discos, night clubs, golden beaches, blue skies..."

"Sounds great Trig, where you going?"

"Ireland!"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:37 pm

O.F.A.H is bobbins

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:39 pm

Batman wrote:O.F.A.H is bobbins

Where's that gem from?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:41 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Now Dougal, these are small those are far away, small.... far away... small.... far away
Don't call me "Len", you little prick! I'm a bishop!

so, I hear you're a racist now Father?

TED: This is terrible. People think I'm, I'm some sort of nazi racist; and I'm not. What can I do?
DOUGAL: Ted, here's an idea right off the top of me head. Now I haven't thought it through so
it's probably not brilliant but what the hell, sure I'll just talk and see what comes out. Anyway,
how about some sort of special event, eh, celebrating all the different cultures on Craggy Island
and then people will think you're a fantastic man instead of a big racist.
TED: My God!
DOUGAL: What?
TED: That's a good idea!
DOUGAL: No it isn't.
TED: It is Dougal, it is!
DOUGAL: No Ted there's probably something wrong with it. You just haven't thought it through.
TED: No no dougal, you've had a brilliant idea. Hah! But break it down for me a bit more. What
would an event celebrating all the different cultures in Craggy Island actually be like?
DOUGAL: What?
TED: What would it involve? I mean, celebration yes but what form could it take?
DOUGAL: Ted I want out.
TED: What do you mean?
DOUGAL: I went too far too soon. I didn't know what I was gettin' into Ted. I didn't know you had
to follow a good idea with loads more little good ideas. I'm sorry Ted. I'm going to sleep in the spare
room.
TED: Dougal.
DOUGAL: I'm sorry.

Mrs Doyle: Father, Pat Mustard was just wonderin g if he could put his massive tool in my box.

That's from the episode where he's trying to get a smudge off the window and there's a bit of black PVC tape stuck to the window that makes it look like he's grown a Hitler tache and is giving the Nazi salute, no?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:42 pm

My miiiiiiiiind.

Same with anything with John Cleese.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:48 pm

Flasheart: Remember, always treat your kite like you'd treat your woman
George: How do you mean sir, do you mean take her home to meet your mother.
Flasheart: No I mean get inside 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:52 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Flasheart: Remember, always treat your kite like you'd treat your woman
George: How do you mean sir, do you mean take her home to meet your mother.
Flasheart: No I mean get inside 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back.

Aquaplane!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:55 pm

Surely you can't be serious?

I am being serious, and stop calling me Shirley

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:19 pm

from Black Books

Fran: You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away.
Bernard: Do they. Do they. That must be why they're such a dominant global power.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:25 pm

Yes my Lord....When you call for ale, I pass water.

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