More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

[bobo the clown]

Simon Farnworth was the worst keeper I ever saw on crosses. Truly awful. Was good on penalties though

You never saw Dennis Peacock, I take it ?

[Riviman]

Anyone else remember Alan Boswell ? Now he was a bad keeper, end of the 60s and first couple of years in the 70s.

[Harry Genshaw]

Simon Farnworth was the worst keeper I ever saw on crosses. Truly awful. Was good on penalties though

You never saw Dennis Peacock, I take it ?

I did. I was only a young lad but even then I knew Terry Poole was the better bet. I don't remember him as being particularly bad on crosses though. He was worse than Farnworth then?

[LeverEnd]

More importantly to the post match analysis, how was the chippy?

Only just seen this and I know you don't like having your questions ignored!
It was OK, but the pub was so good we sat chatting to Wednesday fans and cut into our chippy time. When we got there we couldn't fins the recommended one so went for the nearest. They only had mini fish left and I got given 2 plus chips for £2. BP then had to settle for chips and peas for the same price. How I chortled. I did give him a piece though, bceause he had that folorn look on his face he gets under a slight drizzle at parkrun.
The end.

[Burnden Paddock]

More importantly to the post match analysis, how was the chippy?

Only just seen this and I know you don't like having your questions ignored!
It was OK, but the pub was so good we sat chatting to Wednesday fans and cut into our chippy time. When we got there we couldn't fins the recommended one so went for the nearest. They only had mini fish left and I got given 2 plus chips for £2. BP then had to settle for chips and peas for the same price. How I chortled. I did give him a piece though, bceause he had that folorn look on his face he gets under a slight drizzle at parkrun.
The end.

You missed a bit.
LE dropped one of the mini fish on the floor, picked it up and ate it. At least I think he ate it. Knowing him, it was probably the one he gave to me!
Fin!

Brad Pitt to play me in the movie, Julia Roberts to play LE!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

^ Excellent chippy analysis. You could be the Ant & Dec of BBC post match commentary.

[Bruce Rioja]

More importantly to the post match analysis, how was the chippy?

Only just seen this and I know you don't like having your questions ignored!
It was OK, but the pub was so good we sat chatting to Wednesday fans and cut into our chippy time. When we got there we couldn't fins the recommended one so went for the nearest. They only had mini fish left and I got given 2 plus chips for £2. BP then had to settle for chips and peas for the same price. How I chortled. I did give him a piece though, bceause he had that folorn look on his face he gets under a slight drizzle at parkrun.
The end.

You missed a bit.
LE dropped one of the mini fish on the floor, picked it up and ate it. At least I think he ate it. Knowing him, it was probably the one he gave to me!
Fin!

Brad Pitt to play me in the movie, Julia Roberts to play LE!

A mini fish? A mini fish? What's the fecking point of that? It didn't start out as a mini fish. Had they asked me if I'd like a mini fish the answer would have been a resounding "No. I'd like a lightly battered Marlin. Now get to it, you c*nt". Mini fish. Good grief!

[Hoboh]

Anyone else remember Alan Boswell ? Now he was a bad keeper, end of the 60s and first couple of years in the 70s.

I remember him!

Unfortunately.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

More importantly to the post match analysis, how was the chippy?

Only just seen this and I know you don't like having your questions ignored!
It was OK, but the pub was so good we sat chatting to Wednesday fans and cut into our chippy time. When we got there we couldn't fins the recommended one so went for the nearest. They only had mini fish left and I got given 2 plus chips for £2. BP then had to settle for chips and peas for the same price. How I chortled. I did give him a piece though, bceause he had that folorn look on his face he gets under a slight drizzle at parkrun.
The end.

You missed a bit.
LE dropped one of the mini fish on the floor, picked it up and ate it. At least I think he ate it. Knowing him, it was probably the one he gave to me!
Fin!

Brad Pitt to play me in the movie, Julia Roberts to play LE!

A mini fish? A mini fish? What's the fecking point of that? It didn't start out as a mini fish. Had they asked me if I'd like a mini fish the answer would have been a resounding "No. I'd like a lightly battered Marlin. Now get to it, you c*nt". Mini fish. Good grief!

It's Sheffield! the Don hardly overfloweth with marlin. And anyway, what else could you call them? calling them by their proper name, "a couple of sticklebacks in batter, please" hardly sounds appetising.

[LeverEnd]

All the big fish had gone, just cheapo mini, or half-fish left. Like a metaphor for the BWFC squad.

[thebish]

All the big fish had gone, just cheapo mini, or half-fish left. Like a metaphor for the BWFC squad.

aye - not like when we used to have a proper Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssshhhhhhh!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Sounds like you got the fillets that they fcuked up. Otherwise known as off-cuts or scrag ends. Even here they give you a full fillet, be swimming on grease mind, but still, a full one.

[LeverEnd]

Sounds like you got the fillets that they fcuked up. Otherwise known as off-cuts or scrag ends. Even here they give you a full fillet, be swimming on grease mind, but still, a full one.

Well they tasted nice, even if one of them did swim in a puddle for a moment.

[Bruce Rioja]

LE dropped one of the mini fish on the floor, picked it up and ate it.

Didn't he drop his fish and chips on the floor at Crewe? I know he forgot the tickets. Someone dropped their fish and chips but I can't remember who.

"He's brought 'em and he's dropped 'em. Fish, chips and gravel"

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Sounds like you got the fillets that they fcuked up. Otherwise known as off-cuts or scrag ends. Even here they give you a full fillet, be swimming on grease mind, but still, a full one.

Well they tasted nice, even if one of them did swim in a puddle for a moment.

A puddle of what?

[thebish]

can you not just have chips and scraps?