TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[truewhite15]

The first rule of Olaf Snorrasson is that you do not talk about Olaf Snorrasson

I thought that was Dung Thatch.

Duong.

Jeez, he's a blast from the past...or rather, a damp squib from the past...

[officer_dibble]

We need some experience not a load of kids who 'might' be good. Rodrigo is a good bench option but we need one, ideally two first team strikers before him.

[bobo the clown]

The first rule of Olaf Snorrasson is that you do not talk about Olaf Snorrasson

I thought that was Dung Thatch.

Duong.

Jeez, he's a blast from the past...or rather, a damp squib from the past...

Your way of spelling it may be accurate, mine is more specific !!

[jimbo_bwfc]

This is perhaps one of the oddest- and most pointless- jobs I've ever seen.

And to top it off, they're shit at it!!



Got it...got it...shift up...that's it.




Ah feck!

"I'm sorry, you're not quite what we're looking for, lads. Back to retirement, off you pop!"

[BWFC_Insane]

Jimbo perhaps I'm being dense but what the hell is going on in those pictures and what does it have to do with our transfer rumours?

[malcd1]

Go on Jimbo, give us a clue.

[Beefheart]

It looks like David De Gea going for his medical. They're trying to stop people seeing him, but you quite clearly can hence they are shit at their job.

[TKIZ!]

The first rule of Olaf Snorrasson is that you do not talk about Olaf Snorrasson

I thought that was Dung Thatch.

I thought it was Mikael Kaprelian?

[bobo the clown]

It looks like David De Gea going for his medical. They're trying to stop people seeing him, but you quite clearly can hence they are shit at their job.

The bint he's with needs to sort her dress sense out. Jeez. Imagine if she had no money !!

[TKIZ!]

http://www.clicklancashire.com/sport/bo ... kayal.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

I thought we'd given up on this guy? Mind you it's Click Lancashire

[jimbo_bwfc]

Jimbo perhaps I'm being dense but what the hell is going on in those pictures and what does it have to do with our transfer rumours?

First bit- I have no bloody idea! Looks like two grown men trying to shield De Gea with an extrodinarily big bath mat. It baffles me. One as to why they'd go through all that effort, it's not like people haven't known this deal was happening for like 3 months, and two, why a big bath mat...that didn't even do the required job!

Second bit-Nowt. I couldn't/couldn't be arsed finding a more relevant thread for it.

[thebish]

this doesn't appear to be going away!

According to reports Bolton Wanderers are intensifying their efforts to land Birmingham City striker Cameron Jerome.

Wanderers boss Owen Coyle has already failed with one bid for the forward but is undeterred.

The Scot’s hopes of bringing Jerome to the Reebok Stadium have been boosted given the likelihood that a deal with Wigan Athletic will be reached for goalkeeper Ali Al-Habsi.

It is understood that the Oman international is set to leave for £4 million so providing Coyle with the funds to pursue Jerome.

The deal taking Al-Habsi to the DW Stadium is expected to be concluded this week.

[malcd1]

this doesn't appear to be going away!

According to reports Bolton Wanderers are intensifying their efforts to land Birmingham City striker Cameron Jerome.

Wanderers boss Owen Coyle has already failed with one bid for the forward but is undeterred.

The Scot’s hopes of bringing Jerome to the Reebok Stadium have been boosted given the likelihood that a deal with Wigan Athletic will be reached for goalkeeper Ali Al-Habsi.

It is understood that the Oman international is set to leave for £4 million so providing Coyle with the funds to pursue Jerome.

The deal taking Al-Habsi to the DW Stadium is expected to be concluded this week.

I wish you would stop that Bish. You will be making everyone unhappy.

[calcalstar]

I thought Dave Whelan had thrown his toys out of the pram over Al Habsi and he was going to Villa

[thebish]

I thought Dave Whelan had thrown his toys out of the pram over Al Habsi and he was going to Villa

Dave Whelan's off to villa???

[Wandering Willy]

It says "Feck off Megson" on the other side of that bed sheet.

[jimbo_bwfc]

Click Lancashire is a step down from TribalFootball and Goal.com

They not only rehash old stories and do zero original journalism, they also re-rehash stories that are weeks old.

That story is almost word fo word the same as the one James Nursey wrote in the Daily Mirror two days ago.

[bobo the clown]

Click Lancashire is a step down from TribalFootball and Goal.com

They not only rehash old stories and do zero original journalism, they also re-rehash stories that are weeks old.

That story is almost word for word the same as the one James Nursey wrote in the Daily Mirror two days ago.

So close, so close jimbo.

[jimbo_bwfc]

?

I didn't say they re-rehashed THIS story that was weeks old. They've done it plenty of times in the past... thus why they're the only website expelled from appearing on any of my BWFC news feeds.

[TANGODANCER]

Cameron Jerome just doesn't sound like Bolton at all. We like Kev's Stuart's and Paul's and Martin's etc. Okay, occasionally we go out on a limb with a Zat or Chung or two, but Cameron Jerome? Sounds like somebody out Gone with the Wind.