West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Lord Kangana]

Though not West Brom, surely?

[bobo the clown]

I feel very let down by Tottenham. The way they do business is not right. They pinched Eidur Gudjohnsen off us after we brought him from Barcelona for talks. He just disappeared from the hotel. And the way they unsettled Scott Parker was appalling.

mmm. Yossi Benayoun anyone ??

[Gary the Enfield]

I feel very let down by Tottenham. The way they do business is not right. They pinched Eidur Gudjohnsen off us after we brought him from Barcelona for talks. He just disappeared from the hotel. And the way they unsettled Scott Parker was appalling.

mmm. Yossi Benayoun anyone ??

You're missing the point Bobo. We're a dirty northern unfashionable club. This is one of their international class Competitors doing it to them. Not cricket.

Besides, the way Yossi tells it, he was put off by Allardyce slagging off Wet Spam in favour of us Northern Monkeys.

[bobo the clown]

I feel very let down by Tottenham. The way they do business is not right. They pinched Eidur Gudjohnsen off us after we brought him from Barcelona for talks. He just disappeared from the hotel. And the way they unsettled Scott Parker was appalling.

mmm. Yossi Benayoun anyone ??

You're missing the point Bobo. We're a dirty northern unfashionable club. This is one of their international class Competitors doing it to them. Not cricket.

Besides, the way Yossi tells it, he was put off by Allardyce slagging off Wet Spam in favour of us Northern Monkeys.

Ah ... mea culpa.

... and thank you for correcting me. My bad ...

[Il Pirate]

If wet spam had have won at wolves; Liverpool would be rock bottom. They can't get anything right..........................

[Tin Lizzy]

If wet spam had have won at wolves; Liverpool would be rock bottom. They can't get anything right..........................

Have another go.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/li ... rship.html

[Montreal Wanderer]

If wet spam had have won at wolves; Liverpool would be rock bottom. They can't get anything right..........................

Have another go.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/li ... rship.html

I assume this means Wolves would have been rock bottom had they lost to West Ham.

[TANGODANCER]

Woman on a dance website said her husband was a Hammers fan. I took th pxxs telling her I was from Bolton. Her husband's reply: "Bolton are a bogey team, but West Ham are the Anne Widdecombe of football". Priceless.

[BwfcDan]

Going down going down going down...

[HMX]

Going down going down going down...

Carl likes this.

[thebish]

didn't go well at anfield today.....

[Hoboh]

didn't go well at anfield today.....

I know anyone but the scousers and I would be laughing bloody tea leafs

[Bruce Rioja]

didn't go well at anfield today.....

I don't know if you saw the analysis of their defending on MotD, but it was comfortably some of the worst that you'll ever see at any level. Baron Greenback really can't have long left - he hasn't a clue what to do.

[seanworth]

didn't go well at anfield today.....

I don't know if you saw the analysis of their defending on MotD, but it was comfortably some of the worst that you'll ever see at any level. Baron Greenback really can't have long left - he hasn't a clue what to do.

They were dire. Right now they are the worst team in the premiership. Keep up the good work.

[Lord Kangana]

Avram Grant to get manager of the season.

Martin Samuel to blame Bolton Wanderers for ruining the English game by having an England Centre Forward and Centre Half playing fantastic winning football.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Avram Grant to get manager of the season.

Martin Samuel to blame Bolton Wanderers for ruining the English game by having an England Centre Forward and Centre Half playing fantastic winning football.

Speaking of which, hasn't he been quiet these past two weeks? You know, while we've been playing well?

[2399]

West Ham dumped holders Manchester United out of the Carling Cup with a stunning victory inspired by Jonathan Spector's first goals in English football.

Spector had never scored during his six seasons in the Barclays Premier League but the USA defender struck twice to end United's unbeaten start to the season.

Further damage was done by Carlton Cole after the interval with the England marksman pouncing twice to bring feeble United crashing back down to earth after their 7-1 drubbing of Blackburn.

[Lord Kangana]

We will never hear the f*cking end of this.

They are bottom of the league, but somehow Samuel et al will spank their collective monkies to I'm forever blowing bubbles and contrive to make them poor unfortunates who should be in Bolton's position, because they just should be. And they're a better team. And have better fans. I know you are said you are but what am I.

Its not like I'm sick to the back teeth of this bollox or owt.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Going all the way to the Carling Cup final will put additional pressure on their Premier League performances and feck them up regally.

Which is nice.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

West Ham dumped holders Manchester United out of the Carling Cup with a stunning victory inspired by Jonathan Spector's first goals in English football.

Spector had never scored during his six seasons in the Barclays Premier League but the USA defender struck twice to end United's unbeaten start to the season.

Further damage was done by Carlton Cole after the interval with the England marksman pouncing twice to bring feeble United crashing back down to earth after their 7-1 drubbing of Blackburn.

Had? Still hasn't!