The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'd De Ridder on the cheap we are short on wingers

I thought the exact same thing tbh, not an amazing player but we are very light on the wings.

I thought the received wisdom was that he was fairly nondescript, more Get Ridder than De Rigueur.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Except that's the bridge in Oxford called the Hertford Bridge, not the real one in Venice.
Just saying like !!

it is "known" as the bridge of sighs, though...

Well it shouldn't be.

I was once interviewed in a 2002 documentary about the Humber Bridge called 'The Bridge of Size' (geddit?!). Perhaps the greatest moment of my life.

Had you just crossed it, overland, on foot?

[ChrisC]

Has Ngog gone or did I just imagine hearing that on the wireless?

Linked with St Etienne. They currently have Carlton Cole and that Bolika (probably spelt completely wrong ) lad on trial who we had training with us.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'd De Ridder on the cheap we are short on wingers

I thought the exact same thing tbh, not an amazing player but we are very light on the wings.

I thought the received wisdom was that he was fairly nondescript, more Get Ridder than De Rigueur.

He is pretty average, but has championship experience in a position we're rather lacking in. If he was cheap enough I'd want him even if just for cover. I think people are underestimating just how light our squad is, concentrating on who will be starting rather than if we have enough cover for the season.

Hmmmm. But Uncle Ed and board people are worried about the wage bill. I think economics has a higher priority than a complete set of squad players. Time to slim down on squad size a little weeny bit.

[TANGODANCER]

Has Ngog gone or did I just imagine hearing that on the wireless?

Linked with St Etienne. They currently have Carlton Cole and that Bolika (probably spelt completely wrong ) lad on trial who we had training with us.

Also rumours of Bordeaux showing interest. Today's B.N indicates he'll start tomorrow with Beckford as Moritz is a couple of weeks away from peak.

[BWFC_Insane]

Based on what Dougie said at the fans forum, there is zero chance of him selling NGog.

I'd say from what I'd heard he would be the last player he would consider selling at this moment in time.

[LeverEnd]

Except that's the bridge in Oxford called the Hertford Bridge, not the real one in Venice.
Just saying like !!

it is "known" as the bridge of sighs, though...

Well it shouldn't be.

I was once interviewed in a 2002 documentary about the Humber Bridge called 'The Bridge of Size' (geddit?!). Perhaps the greatest moment of my life.

Had you just crossed it, overland, on foot?

Yes, twice during the Humber Bridge Half Marathon! BBC were filming it for some 21st anniversary documentary.

[thebish]

Based on what Dougie said at the fans forum, there is zero chance of him selling NGog.

I'd say from what I'd heard he would be the last player he would consider selling at this moment in time.

including Moritz?

[LeverEnd]

I thought de Ridder did well against Burnley last year. Sacrificied for tactical reasons in the end. Can't see him being any more than a benchwarmer if we sign him, but them Dougie uses the squad and it looks like he's not got much else on if he's still free now, so I'd offer him a year.

[thebish]

I thought de Ridder did well against Burnley last year. Sacrificied for tactical reasons in the end. Can't see him being any more than a benchwarmer if we sign him, but them Dougie uses the squad and it looks like he's not got much else on if he's still free now, so I'd offer him a year.

i reckon he'd want some wages...

[bwfcdan94]

Except that's the bridge in Oxford called the Hertford Bridge, not the real one in Venice.
Just saying like !!

it is "known" as the bridge of sighs, though...

Well it shouldn't be.

I was once interviewed in a 2002 documentary about the Humber Bridge called 'The Bridge of Size' (geddit?!). Perhaps the greatest moment of my life.

Had you just crossed it, overland, on foot?

And you survived Hull, well done.

[bwfcdan94]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNY2yLUoMQ4

[bwfcdan94]

"Shut love actually, do you want me to hole punch your face"
"

[BWFC_Insane]

Apparently the Sordell loan includes a recall clause, so at least Dougie managed to get that in there in case Sordell starts banging them in for Charlton. Should appease a lot of the fans who were not impressed on twitter and other sites.

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As far as I understand the only time you can recall on a long term loan is January. So I think he's there till January at least.

[LeverEnd]

If he starts scoring I'd use that to get as much money back as possible by selling him. I just don't think he wants to play for us, so don't want him back at all. He'd probably turn shite again as soon as he put the shirt back on.
Twitterer, anti-racism campaigner, charity worker..... oh and occasional BWFC player. He's probably a really decent lad and I wish him well, but somewhere else.
I see Dougie basically blamed Coyle for overpaying and panicking.

[bwfcdan94]

Jamie at his best:

"Shut it love actually, do you want me to hole punch your face"

"I you know me Malc kid gloves but made from real kids"

"What did you expect their builders!, have you ever seen a film where the hero's a builder no because they never turn up in the nick off time, Batbuilder SpiderBuilder uh that's why you never see a superhero with a hod."

"And that's you headline response, we put up temporary buttices says flailing walrus f*ck"

"I went to see that film their will be blood right its a f*cking great title if somebody says to you do you fancy seeing a film and you oh I don't know will their be blood, Their will be blood I'm in I'm in, I mean that is a f*cking great title for a film, I mean you couldn't have a better title for a film oh apart from maybe their will be tits, you could have a cinema that just shows their will be blood and their will be tits you don't need any other films that's the end of cinema right their, (Malcolm replies is this going anywhere) ye ye ye ye ye I went to see there will be and the wasen't any f*cking blood (Malcolm: there was some blood) are there was hardly any f*cking blood"

"Ok sh*ts put you nickers on its the I.T Sweeney, we've come to strip search you computers haven't we... are fat man who's name I have forgotten (fat man: yes) (Jamie then looks up) oh look everybody its leaky woman you want to do some f*ck*ng pelvic fluid exercises darling! I hear you've been p*ssing Intel everywhere (Judy replies: Uh I have not leaked anything and I refuse to be intimidated by some pro man Scottish dwarf) are we exploiting personal boundaries here you f*ck*ng stuck up (Jamie pauses to answers his phone, Oh hi hi I'm in the middle of something can I ring you back) where was I oh ye you f*cking stuck up toffee pudding b*tch"

"Oh Ok fat man who's name I cant remember get on there (fat man replies its Alan) what is this a f*ck*ng speed date, just get on it piggy"

"I am going to tear this room apart you wouldn't believe the amount a room could scream but it will, their will be plaster"

[ChrisC]

If he starts scoring I'd use that to get as much money back as possible by selling him. I just don't think he wants to play for us, so don't want him back at all. He'd probably turn shite again as soon as he put the shirt back on.
Twitterer, anti-racism campaigner, charity worker..... oh and occasional BWFC player. He's probably a really decent lad and I wish him well, but somewhere else.
I see Dougie basically blamed Coyle for overpaying and panicking.

Rightly so aswell. Coyle bought Sordell because he wanted a dick measuring contest with Malky Mackay. He rang Malky for advise on Sordell and to see if he thought he was ready for the Premiership. Coyle got a sniff that Mackay was then going to buy Marvin and jumped in at the last minutes of the transfer window and bought him.

Marvin sat on the bench for pretty much the remainder of that season.

Unbelievable really.

[LeverEnd]

But asked whether the price tag that accompanied the Team GB international had affected his performances, the Scot admitted that the club did pay over the odds.

“That’s not Marvin’s fault, it’s certainly not my fault or the fans’ fault that we made the decision to pay that sort of money for him,” he said.

“The problem is that he’s worth whatever he’s worth on the day. You buy players on transfer deadlines and their values can certainly increase. Unfortunately that’s what happened to our club.”

[TANGODANCER]

Dan. It's a football match thread. Post you "humour" elsewhere.

[bwfcdan94]

Sorry got carried away.