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communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:01 pm

Stepping up from air guitar, the pope gave his hockey-stick guitar rendition of "dude looks like a lady"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:02 pm

Holy Hockey Sticks, Vat-man!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:28 pm

After seeing Madonna's 'Like a Prayer' video, the Pope plans his response

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:31 pm

His Holiness does his age old impersonation of Paul Robeson in "Sanders of the River"

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Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:33 pm

Monty took five minutes to rest up before moving onto the next stage of his trip.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:40 pm

They considered sorting out the black and white smoke after he'd been sat like that for over a week...

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:03 pm

Rumours of 'foul play' regarding the German former cardinal, Joseph Ratzinger, were flying around the Vatican city today after it emerged he actively encouraged the elderly Pope John to take up playing ice hockey just days before his death...

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:07 pm

Brassed off Vatican staff pack His Holiness off to the Papal shithouse with the wherewithal to unblock it himself.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:08 pm

The Pope accepts his miniature alp-horn from the president of Switzerland

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:11 pm

International Pipeman of the year 2001 - Karol Wojtyla

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:12 pm

John-Paul was delighted to have been granted an audience with Wayne Gretzky.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:14 pm

The ailing Pope gets the 'wrong end of the stick' after aides advise him that he must to get his skates on if he wants to visit Poland one last time.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:02 pm

Anyone says I've got a girl's name and I'll smack them with this, alright?

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:19 am

It was only after the pope's death that the public learned that the bullet proof glass box, that the pope travelled around in, was not to stop assassination, but to stop the pope escaping into the crowd and smoting non-believers with his trusty 'cleansing stick'.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:56 am

I think we have a clear winner - that winner being communistworkethic with...

International Pipeman of the year 2001 - Karol Wojtyla

knobpolisher · Post by **knobpolisher** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:18 am

Congratulations are of course in order, however not that i am bitter or anything but he did have 6 tries.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:24 am

I thankyow.

so here we go, eyes down......

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:29 am

Steve Bruce buys a bike

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:32 am

I know I'm rubbish at this game I never see Commie's..

All I get is a red cross, is it rude again????!!! ARrrgh

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:35 am

Fuz-zy bear...

(see what I did there?)

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